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This show is worsT then watching the farm report.
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^Amen^
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Jorch Snoory...

Genus: HOMO
Species: Homo sapien


JORCH (in protest): "Hey, hey, hey...I didn't think the census included data on sexual orientation!"
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Jorch (indignant): "Gimme half an hour and a Viagra and I'll be HOMO ERECTUS"
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


cruise1rof1lollmaorofllaughlolsignlolatu
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Jorch has high political ambitions.
He already spends several hours a day in the Oval Orifice....

…. Tahhmeeee's

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Jorch Snoory...

Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Suborder: Haplorhini
Infraorder: Simiiformes
Family: Hominidae
Subfamily: Homininae
Genus: HOMO
Species: Homo sapien


JORCH (in protest): "Hey, hey, hey...I didn't think the census included data on sexual orientation!"
 Quoting: Drei Hump Nachers


rofl
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Jorch has high political ambitions.
He already spends several hours a day in the Oval Orifice....

…. Tahhmeeee's

bananasex
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cruise
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10/21/2018 01:17 AM
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Jorch is getting cuckolded tonight by a 5-foot tall, 110-pound Asian man.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

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Drei Hump Nachers

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Harry Houdini. Real name: Erik Weiss.

When will it end?!
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Jorch is a roadie for the Bruce Springsteen tour. His official title is “fluffer”.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”
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10/21/2018 01:42 AM
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Sadly for C2C listeners, Jorch did not refuse to be a part of an organization (C2C) that would have him as a member.

Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/21/2018 01:42 AM
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”
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Jorch’s spirit guide is a shemale named Gaspar with a 14-inch dong.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”
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Sadly for C2C listeners, Jorch did not refuse to be a part of an organization (C2C) that would have him as a member.
 Quoting: Drei Hump Nachers


^ahhhh, Groucho. ya' can't beat him. unlike Jorch, who beats himself^
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Sadly for C2C listeners, Jorch did not refuse to be a part of an organization (C2C) that would have him as a member.
 Quoting: Drei Hump Nachers


^ahhhh, Groucho. ya' can't beat him. unlike Jorch, who beats himself^
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


rofl
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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Jorch is a roadie for the Bruce Springsteen tour. His official title is “fluffer”.
 Quoting: Drei Hump Nachers


Between sets, Jorch gets "Bored" in the USA....
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While vacationing in the Yucatán, Jorch offers up his behymen to the feathered serpent. Not Quetzalcoatl, but a pimp wearing a red, feather boa.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

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Jorch is a roadie for the Bruce Springsteen tour. His official title is “fluffer”.
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Between sets, Jorch gets "Bored" in the USA....
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


Hahahahahaha!!!!
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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Jorch’s spirit guide is a shemale named Gaspar with a 14-inch dong.
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Jorch was heard to whisper, admiringly; "if he pumps that up his head will cave in!"
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Jorch’s spirit guide is a shemale named Gaspar with a 14-inch dong.
 Quoting: Drei Hump Nachers


Jorch was heard to whisper, admiringly; "if he pumps that up his head will cave in!"
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


lmao
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

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While vacationing in the Yucatán, Jorch offers up his behymen to the feathered serpent. Not Quetzalcoatl, but a pimp wearing a red, feather boa.
 Quoting: Drei Hump Nachers


clappa
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Harry Houdini. Real name: Erik Weiss.

When will it end?!
 Quoting: Drei Hump Nachers


Q: What's the difference between Jorch and Houdini (besides the escapologist having actual talent)?

Q: Jorch has never wanted to escape from handcuffs....
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Harry Houdini. Real name: Erik Weiss.

When will it end?!
 Quoting: Drei Hump Nachers


Q: What's the difference between Jorch and Houdini (besides the escapologist having actual talent)?

Q: Jorch has never wanted to escape from handcuffs....
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


rofl5
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

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What is a credible, reputable, award-winning ACTUAL newsman like George Knapp doing on a show that's most often helmed by the poster boy for incompetence & incontinence, Jorch Noory?

Serious question.

Surely Knapp has his regular Vegas news gig, appearances and side projects. You'd think C2C -- once a feather in his cap -- would now be an embarrassment on his resume?

What am I missing?

(As a naked, blindfolded Tahhmmeeee was heard to say as he followed the gamey taint aroma into Jorch's boudoir.)

Sperm Wiggle
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What is a credible, reputable, award-winning ACTUAL newsman like George Knapp doing on a show that's most often helmed by the poster boy for incompetence & incontinence, Jorch Noory?

Serious question.

Surely Knapp has his regular Vegas news gig, appearances and side projects. You'd think C2C -- once a feather in his cap -- would now be an embarrassment on his resume?

What am I missing?

(As a naked, blindfolded Tahhmmeeee was heard to say as he followed the gamey taint aroma into Jorch's boudoir.)

Sperm Wiggle
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


cruise1rof1lollmaorofllaughlolsignlolatu
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”
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10/21/2018 08:38 AM
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For Columbus/Indigenous People’s Day, Jorch camps out in a teepee in front of the county courthouse, dressed in moccasins, a feathered headdress, war paint, and a thong. Curious onlookers gather around to hear Jorch sing...

“Sleepin’ in my wigwam,
Bangin’ on my tom-tom...”

...at which point Tahmmy emerges from the tepee dressed as the famous Indian squaw Sack-a-lard-a, wearing a cow hide skirt with the anus cored out (Cattle mutilation? Or easy access for Chief Hairlip (Jorch)? You decide).

Jorch continues singing...

“I’m an Indian outlaw,
Part Lebanese & Choctaw...
My Tahmmy he’s a Chip(and dip)pewa,
He’s a one of a kind...”



Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/21/2018 08:48 AM
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”
4th Mesa

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For Columbus/Indigenous People’s Day, Jorch camps out in a teepee in front of the county courthouse, dressed in moccasins, a feathered headdress, war paint, and a thong. Curious onlookers gather around to hear Jorch sing...

“Sleepin’ in my wigwam,
Bangin’ on my tom-tom...”

...at which point Tahmmy emerges from the tepee dressed as the famous Indian squaw Sack-a-lard-a, wearing a cow hide skirt with the anus cored out (Cattle mutilation? Or easy access for Chief Hairlip (Jorch)? You decide).

Jorch continues singing...

“I’m an Indian outlaw,
Part Lebanese & Choctaw...
My Tahmmy he’s a Chip(and dip)pewa,
He’s a one of a kind...”


 Quoting: Drei Hump Nachers


5a5a5a5a
^too much genius to applaud here!!!!^
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LeBron "peacemaker" Jaames.
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Last time Jorch attended one of Steve Bassett(hound)’s Full Disclosure events, he got arrested for indecent exposure.

Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/21/2018 08:32 PM
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”
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Join Jorch at his next live event in Everett, WA. where the theme will be: Let Your Freak Flag Fly!
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

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Jorch is putting the finishing touches on his autobiography. The working title is “Balls to the Wall”.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”
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well it seems Paulides has milked the last drop from the state park bullschiesse and is back to bigfoot bullschiesse .
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well it seems Paulides has milked the last drop from the state park bullschiesse and is back to bigfoot bullschiesse .
 Quoting: Suikerbuik


Great. (eyeroll)
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