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First half topic: Are there vampires in space?

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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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You know what's scarier than Jorch being an internationally-syndicated radio jock?

Stan Friedman is a nuclear physicist!!??
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Lol yeah
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J. Allen Heimlich maneuver
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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”
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Roger Stoned
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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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BArt was driving by the Pahrump Municipal Complex when he noticed a softball game being played by the locals. He quickly pulls a Uey in his Super Sport Geo Metro and screeches to a halt near the field. He runs to home plate just as the ball is pitched and grabs the bat out of one of the players hands just in time to hit a home run.As he rounds the bases he professes his love to Crystal Gale . On the way back to his car he grabs a hot dog out of one of the managers hands and flips the crowd off.
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cruise1rof1lollmaorofllaughlolsignlolatu
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

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Each April 15, besides including a check to the IRS for taxes, Art farts into the envelope and quickly seals it shut.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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First half topic: Are there vampires in space?

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Really?
Dang!
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Each April 15, besides including a check to the IRS for taxes, Art farts into the envelope and quickly seals it shut.
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banana2banana2banana2banana2
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^bwahahaha^

Does this mean his life is in ruins?
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Jorch sneaked up behind Jim Acosta in the mall, reached around and "pulled his press pass"....

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Tonight on Coast:

**** Tootsie Roll Terror (Jorch re-lives the infamous near-death experience that has shaped his truly pathetic life)

**** Shart For Art's Sake (Jorch's latest moneymaker - MySteamer; selling his own shite fresh from the source)

**** Ooomphen Loins (featuring the Half-Gassed Trucker)

Bullsh*t

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Jorch is building a Wal(mart) and demanding the Mexicans pay for it....
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Jorch keeps 12 boys and a football coach in a flooded Thai cave....

for....

um....

spares.


ana

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Jorch just rang British PM Theresa May and -- in his best Salt-N-Pepa voice -- crooned;

"Brexit. Brex-it reeeeeel good."

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Big Tahhmm Dudehoser just returned from a wilderness-themed fancy dress party wearing only ass-less chaps.

Apparently he went as The Grand Canyon....


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In a special papal bull, Pope Francis has declared C2C AM as the EIGHTH Deadly Sin....
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Jorch will fight Paige VanZant....

.... for a parking space
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Jorch just rang British PM Theresa May and -- in his best Salt-N-Pepa voice -- crooned;

"Brexit. Brex-it reeeeeel good."
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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”
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Big Tahhmm Dudehoser just returned from a wilderness-themed fancy dress party wearing only ass-less chaps.

Apparently he went as The Grand Canyon....


s226
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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

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Jorch sneaked up behind Jim Acosta in the mall, reached around and "pulled his press pass"....
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Jorch will fight Paige VanZant....

.... for a parking space
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Lol
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

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Jorch sneaked up behind Jim Acosta in the mall, reached around and "pulled his press pass"....
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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”
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Jorch keeps 12 boys and a football coach in a flooded Thai cave....

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spares.


ana
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lol
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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Jorch is building a Wal(mart) and demanding the Mexicans pay for it....
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Jorch checks in for his gay Caribbean cruise under the name Phil Miupp.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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As a long time fan of Chinese architect I.M. Pei, Jorch changes his name to I.M. Gay and begins a new career designing gloryholes in airport restrooms.

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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”
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Jorch tours the Louvre in Paris wearing a shirt that says Who Farted?
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”
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Eager to know his blood type, Jorch pricks his finger, swabs the blood, and mails it to the Mayo Clinic.

A week later Jorch is visited by two FBI agents informing him he’s under arrest for bioterrorism for sending the simian virus through the U.S. postal service.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”
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In a special papal bull, Pope Francis has declared C2C AM as the EIGHTH Deadly Sin....
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As Tahmmy kneels before him, Jorch looks down placing one hand on Tahmmy’s head and says, “Take this and eat of me,” accompanied by the sound of a zipper, in a Whitley Streiber-esque “Communion” scene.

Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 11/15/2018 11:20 AM
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”





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