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BArt's biting the towel like Jerry Tarkanian
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BArt's biting the towel like Jerry Tarkanian
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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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Also .... That World affairs guy was on again last night with a segment before the first Main topic. The one that sounds just like the Phil Hendrie character Jeff Dowder. A more serious version of Jeff of course. And coincidentally Hendrie posted on Fakebook that he was " working in TV" and couldn't do his Live broadcast . AHA!CONSPIRACY !
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lol
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“Come in weary traveler, take the peg out of your stool...”
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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“Come in weary traveler, take the peg out of your stool...”
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@ the Bunny Ranch BArt was known as Peggy.
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“Come in weary traveler, take the peg out of your stool...”
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@ the Bunny Ranch BArt was known as Peggy.
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cruise1rof1lollmaorofllaughlolsignlolatu
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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Hahahahaha This mouth-breather caller’s story in open lines... Syrett just summed it up as he went to break — “So at age 9, you were sent out by your dad into the desert at night over the mountains to look for transmission fluid. That’s amazing!” Hahahahaha Syrett, like the rest of us, is wondering how America became the leader of the world. Lol
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New martial art — Artkwondo.

New marital aid — Doc Wallet’s custom-designed butt plugs.
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“America in arREARS”...

Are butt plugs made in China, too? Bring butt plug manufacturing back to America! Slap tariffs on Chinese-made butt plugs! America first!

What next... dildos made in Bangladesh?! It’s a slippery slope.

Americans will be damned if they ever shove a foreign-made object up their ass!

Tell your Congressperson that you won’t stand (or sit) for prostate ticklers made by the Red Chinese. We aren’t commie pinkos, for Christ’s sake!!!

Americans won’t allow anything but good old fashioned Made in the USA rubber dongs to be shoved balls-deep up their keisters. Anyone who thinks otherwise should be investigated by Homeland Security!

Next time our POTUS meets with President Xi of China, it must be made crystal clear that unless the Chinese open their markets to more American imports, Americans will stop opening their orifices to Chinese-made dildos. The U.S. must immediately slap crippling tariffs on Chinese-made anal beads; made in sweat shops, no doubt!

Bring prostate-tickler manufacturing back to the U.S.!!!

China has been reaming us for years.

It’s high time we clenched up and squeezed the Chinese out of the U.S. market.

Unlike in Red China where the Communist government allows few freedoms, in America we’re free to shove anything from 12” black rubber penises to gerbils up our asses. It’s an inalienable right that NO government can take away. USA! USA! USA!

The U.S. has gone to great lengths to secure these rights for others around the world; from Korea & Vietnam to Iraq & Afghanistan.

Once we gave China Most Favored Nation trading status, a loud “POP!” sound was heard throughout the U.S. as millions of inflatable American-made butt plugs were simultaneously yanked out of American assholes. This event has become known as The Great Gape — a day that will live in infamy.

Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 12/22/2018 06:36 PM
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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I just submitted the above essay to the New York Times op-ed column.
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Jorch goes to the beach in Perth with the sculpture of the giant ice cream cone turned on its side spilling out strawberry ice cream, and straddles the cone naked, basking in the sun like a goanna as blokes & sheilas stroll by.

Jorch’s license plate says OCKER.

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“Welcome, weary traveler. Come hang your bacon strip thong on a peg, pull up a stool (along with a four-legged, high, round seat with no back). Come warm your buns. There’s bullsh*t to spread. And you’re among anal friends.”

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To put himself through college, Jorch was an usher at a local theater. He enjoyed filling seats.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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Jorch moonlights as a lounge singer in drag named Anita Shower.
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Syrett just asked the guest, “What’s a ‘hand of glory’?”

“Well, Richard...ever been to a gloryhole?...”

(Do the WILD Thing at area code 818..727..1222...”

Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 12/23/2018 01:26 AM
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Beantworten sie!!
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Hahahahaha This mouth-breather caller’s story in open lines... Syrett just summed it up as he went to break — “So at age 9, you were sent out by your dad into the desert at night over the mountains to look for transmission fluid. That’s amazing!” Hahahahaha Syrett, like the rest of us, is wondering how America became the leader of the world. Lol
 Quoting: What is Aleppo


New martial art — Artkwondo.

New marital aid — Doc Wallet’s custom-designed butt plugs.
 Quoting: What is Aleppo


“America in arREARS”...

Are butt plugs made in China, too? Bring butt plug manufacturing back to America! Slap tariffs on Chinese-made butt plugs! America first!

What next... dildos made in Bangladesh?! It’s a slippery slope.

Americans will be damned if they ever shove a foreign-made object up their ass!

Tell your Congressperson that you won’t stand (or sit) for prostate ticklers made by the Red Chinese. We aren’t commie pinkos, for Christ’s sake!!!

Americans won’t allow anything but good old fashioned Made in the USA rubber dongs to be shoved balls-deep up their keisters. Anyone who thinks otherwise should be investigated by Homeland Security!

Next time our POTUS meets with President Xi of China, it must be made crystal clear that unless the Chinese open their markets to more American imports, Americans will stop opening their orifices to Chinese-made dildos. The U.S. must immediately slap crippling tariffs on Chinese-made anal beads; made in sweat shops, no doubt!

Bring prostate-tickler manufacturing back to the U.S.!!!

China has been reaming us for years.

It’s high time we clenched up and squeezed the Chinese out of the U.S. market.

Unlike in Red China where the Communist government allows few freedoms, in America we’re free to shove anything from 12” black rubber penises to gerbils up our asses. It’s an inalienable right that NO government can take away. USA! USA! USA!

The U.S. has gone to great lengths to secure these rights for others around the world; from Korea & Vietnam to Iraq & Afghanistan.

Once we gave China Most Favored Nation trading status, a loud “POP!” sound was heard throughout the U.S. as millions of inflatable American-made butt plugs were simultaneously yanked out of American assholes. This event has become known as The Great Gape — a day that will live in infamy.
 Quoting: What is Aleppo


I just submitted the above essay to the New York Times op-ed column.
 Quoting: What is Aleppo


Jorch goes to the beach in Perth with the sculpture of the giant ice cream cone turned on its side spilling out strawberry ice cream, and straddles the cone naked, basking in the sun like a goanna as blokes & sheilas stroll by.

Jorch’s license plate says OCKER.
 Quoting: What is Aleppo


To put himself through college, Jorch was an usher at a local theater. He enjoyed filling seats.
 Quoting: What is Aleppo


Jorch moonlights as a lounge singer in drag named Anita Shower.
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Syrett just asked the guest, “What’s a ‘hand of glory’?”

“Well, Richard...ever been to a gloryhole?...”

(Do the WILD Thing at area code 818..727..1222...”
 Quoting: What is Aleppo


Beantworten sie!!
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rofl Syrett is easier to take then Choich and Plungett but I am still not listening. Screw tho Pinkochinkos too LOL!
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Art just bit down on his Tark the Shark towel.

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Jorch is the refried beans of talk radio.
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Knapp’s nursing a Zima.
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A roast from legendary roaster G7 just now...

For New Years Eve Norry decides to skinny dip in Iceland. Iceland's free attitude towards nudity largely stems from a mix of the hot spring and pool culture, traditional folklore, and a sense of nomadic tribalism. He drops his skivvies hops in the freezing waters and suddenly to onlookers surprise he yells " I am Aquaman!" and starts diving in and out like a superhero character but then he realizes it's been over 3 hours since his last vitamin regimen intake so he quickly gets out runs back into the hotel buck naked and heads back to the hotel lobby making many female employees blush and scream on the way back to his room where his 15 bottles of vitamins reside.


epiclol

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A roast from legendary roaster G7 just now...

For New Years Eve Norry decides to skinny dip in Iceland. Iceland's free attitude towards nudity largely stems from a mix of the hot spring and pool culture, traditional folklore, and a sense of nomadic tribalism. He drops his skivvies hops in the freezing waters and suddenly to onlookers surprise he yells " I am Aquaman!" and starts diving in and out like a superhero character but then he realizes it's been over 3 hours since his last vitamin regimen intake so he quickly gets out runs back into the hotel buck naked and heads back to the hotel lobby making many female employees blush and scream on the way back to his room where his 15 bottles of vitamins reside.


epiclol
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rofl

LOL what is with that field in CHOKEland? It looks like a huge skid mark down the center of it , like someone dropped a
DEWCE Grudeeeen on it. Is that stadium built over a toxic waste dump?

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A roast from legendary roaster G7 just now...

For New Years Eve Norry decides to skinny dip in Iceland. Iceland's free attitude towards nudity largely stems from a mix of the hot spring and pool culture, traditional folklore, and a sense of nomadic tribalism. He drops his skivvies hops in the freezing waters and suddenly to onlookers surprise he yells " I am Aquaman!" and starts diving in and out like a superhero character but then he realizes it's been over 3 hours since his last vitamin regimen intake so he quickly gets out runs back into the hotel buck naked and heads back to the hotel lobby making many female employees blush and scream on the way back to his room where his 15 bottles of vitamins reside.


epiclol
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rofl

LOL what is with that field in CHOKEland? It looks like a huge skid mark down the center of it , like someone dropped a
DEWCE Grudeeeen on it. Is that stadium built over a toxic waste dump?
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Hahahahahaah ya, the worst field in the league. Everything about the Raiders stinks; from ownership down to the field. Good riddance to their move to Vegas. Those underachieving, overpaid french ticklers!!!!
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Another roast from G7 just came in...

Norry hangs upside down basking in the glow of the neon highlighted label on his supplement bottle that warns DO NOT TAKE IF NURSING OR PREGNANT.




lmaolmaolmao
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I guess they took a break because it was Christmas.
At least I know my enemy on here...
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I guess they took a break because it was Christmas.
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Roasting Jorch, like Art before him, is a 365/24/7 job. Tireless, thankless, never ending.

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Instead of leaving milk and cookies by the fireplace for Santa, Jorch leaves a giant 12-inch dildo sticking straight up inside the fireplace. Due to the generous nature of the season, Jorch considerately lubes it up for unsuspecting Santa.

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Blasphemy! Sacrilege!
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Jorch dances at the Carousel Club in New Orleans.
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Exactly.
Worthless.
I don't like, at all.
I'm not into playing games with goofies, k.
You people stay in your lane.
I will stay in mines.

I'm fine with parlor tricks or them illusions may even be real, but SO THE FK WHAT????

There is another child on the horizon, DEAL WITH IT!!!!
At least I know my enemy on here...