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For Christmas, Jorch gets a Himalayan pink salt crystal light as a present from his granddaughter.

Absolutely unaware of what it is, Jorch coos, “Wow! Look at that!” and then proceeds to bite into it thinking it’s rock candy.

“No, grandpa! It’s a light.”

“Of course it is! I knew that,” stammers Jorch with his mouth full as he regurgitates several pieces of the light into his hand.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”
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Tits Rumpknee
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while awy on trips Jarch registers at the hotel as Sal Palmetto.
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while awy on trips Jarch registers at the hotel as Sal Palmetto.
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Jarch is dating Madonna's butt implants.
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Jarch is dating Madonna's butt implants.
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Jorch ate a dingo's baby....
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Jorch ate a dingo's baby....
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lol
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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That cephalopod.
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Be careful the last time I mentioned tonights guest in a post I was banbutton for three months.
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Be careful the last time I mentioned tonights guest in a post I was banbutton for three months.
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How come typing his name is banned?
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”
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Achtung! Beantworten sie!
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

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Jorch is transitioning. His new name is Aurora Borealis.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”
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Jorch checks into a no-tell motel in West Hollywood under the name Pecker Reardon.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”
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Be careful the last time I mentioned tonights guest in a post I was banbutton for three months.
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How come typing his name is banned?
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Achtung! Beantworten sie!
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Jorch is transitioning. His new name is Aurora Borealis.
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Jorch checks into a no-tell motel in West Hollywood under the name Pecker Reardon.
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dunno maybe it was a butthurt mod , but i doubt it.
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Jorch checks into a no-tell motel in West Hollywood under the name Pecker Reardon.
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Mayor of Los Angeles a while back was “Dick Riordan”. Lol
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Jorch checks into a no-tell motel in West Hollywood under the name Pecker Reardon.
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Mayor of Los Angeles a while back was “Dick Riordan”. Lol
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born in flushing i see
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Ever notice how the iPhoney got a poop animoji the same time Tim Cook took over?
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Ever notice how the iPhoney got a poop animoji the same time Tim Cook took over?
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lmao
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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Another roast from G7 hot off the press...

Imagine Corsi at a chinese buffet stuffing big portions of fried shrimp & wontons inside his fruit of the looms for later. He goes to pay with a big bulge in his pants then as he walks out a shrimp escapes dangling down his pant leg, he grabs his thigh and walks out awkwardly toward his car.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

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Another roast from G7 hot off the press...

Imagine Corsi at a chinese buffet stuffing big portions of fried shrimp & wontons inside his fruit of the looms for later. He goes to pay with a big bulge in his pants then as he walks out a shrimp escapes dangling down his pant leg, he grabs his thigh and walks out awkwardly toward his car.
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I'm sure I saw this on CNN....
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Little Known Fact #128:

Jorch is a piercing freak.

He's just had a "dong whistle" inserted into his withered wobbler.

Now when Tahhmmeeee blows him it plays the opening bars of ZZ Top's PEARL NECKLACE....

jerkit
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Jorch is transitioning. His new name is Aurora Borealis.
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Or Dixie Wrecked.
He can't make up his mind....
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Little Known Fact #17:

Jorch plans to do the entire 2019 season of Coast naked from the waist-down.

Later in the year he'll release a recording of the resultant Top 10 Queefs….

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Little Known Fact #128:

Jorch is a piercing freak.

He's just had a "dong whistle" inserted into his withered wobbler.

Now when Tahhmmeeee blows him it plays the opening bars of ZZ Top's PEARL NECKLACE....

jerkit
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rofl5
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

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JORCH: “Seeing as it’s Adopt-a-Fur-Baby Month, I finally broke down and got a companion for these cold, lonely winter nights.”

TAHMMY: “Great! What kind?”

JORCH: “Mexican hairless.”

TAHMMY: “How big is it?”

JORCH: “He looks to be about 6 feet; maybe 190 pounds.”

(Silence)...

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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”
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Art walks into The Chicken Ranch and immediately requests a Mexican hairless.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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Jorch is boxing a joey on the beach in Esperance.

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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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Jarch spent 15 min looking at the organic dog food at Nature's Grocer before he realized hi faux pas.
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Jarch spent 15 min looking at the organic dog food at Nature's Grocer before he realized hi faux pas.
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cruise
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”