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Jorch makes bacon & eggs that last 25 years. In your colon.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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The guest named one of the Senators who regularly shitcans proposals to secure the grid — Murkowski of Alaska.

Jorch then said, “Ok everyone in Alaska...Bombard his office with emails.”

Murkowski is a SHE... Lisa. LOL!!!
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Another Roast just came in from G7. Hot off the presses...

Rense goes to the Admiral Feast Tuesday at Red Lobster. As a long time Vegan he figures what the heck and starts stuffing his face with Every seafood imaginable he gets up to pay and as he hands the bill to the server he barfs up everything on the table it looks like a big smelly ocean catch spilled everywhere. He burps and says " Blame it on Fukishima!" and leaves quietly to the horror of all onlookers that just lost their appetites.




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Jorch shampoos with ostrich semen.
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Jorch shampoos with ostrich semen.
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^ true :)

However, to be fair "milking ostriches for the purpose of personal grooming" is only a misdemeanour in The Ozarks.

Prosecutors initially brought the more serious charge of "fucking a flight-less bird without a license" but downgraded it when the ostrich's trainer said the act was consensual.

In the end, Jorch paid a hefty fine and was ordered to wash his hands before signing court documents.

Meanwhile, the makers of Jorch's hair hat -- wig and merkin-makers to the stars, Skunk Weave 'n' Beave of New York -- have urged him to stop the practise of washing the rug in ostrich semen, branding the talk show host a "jerk"....


:Daffy Tugs:
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Jorch's New Year's Resolutions for 2019 were;


a/ to be knee deep in research before interviewing C2C guests

b/ to be balls deep in Tahhmm Dudeholster before breakfast


Oh well. One outa two ain't bad, I guess....
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


The guest named one of the Senators who regularly shitcans proposals to secure the grid — Murkowski of Alaska.

Jorch then said, “Ok everyone in Alaska...Bombard his office with emails.”

Murkowski is a SHE... Lisa. LOL!!!
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rofl

Thats right ROAST THAT SUCKA!

Jarch seems to be obsessed with the power grid . I agree we need to spend more on infrastructure . but just in case get one of those whole home generators that runs on LPN.
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Jorch makes bacon & eggs that last 25 years. In your colon.
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^ icky but true ^
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What Happens When the Power Grid Goes Down by William Foreskin.
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What happens when Jorch goes down powerfully on William's foreskin?
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Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey claim Jorch groped them at the premiere of the documentary of his life story; PUMPING GUESTS AT NIGHT....
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Jarch and Tahmmy arrive a westwood one studios dressed as Janissarys . And just like Mr Rogers they change into sweaters and sneakers and take a shot of Boza before the show.
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Jarch and Tahmmy arrive a westwood one studios dressed as Janissarys . And just like Mr Rogers they change into sweaters and sneakers and take a shot of Boza before the show.
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cruise
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”
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Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey claim Jorch groped them at the premiere of the documentary of his life story; PUMPING GUESTS AT NIGHT....
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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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What Happens When the Power Grid Goes Down by William Foreskin.
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What happens when Jorch goes down powerfully on William's foreskin?
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laughhahahahahahaha
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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Another Roast just came in from G7. Hot off the presses...

Rense goes to the Admiral Feast Tuesday at Red Lobster. As a long time Vegan he figures what the heck and starts stuffing his face with Every seafood imaginable he gets up to pay and as he hands the bill to the server he barfs up everything on the table it looks like a big smelly ocean catch spilled everywhere. He burps and says " Blame it on Fukishima!" and leaves quietly to the horror of all onlookers that just lost their appetites.




epiclol
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Jorch shampoos with ostrich semen.
 Quoting: What is Aleppo


Jorch shampoos with ostrich semen.
 Quoting: What is Aleppo


^ true :)

However, to be fair "milking ostriches for the purpose of personal grooming" is only a misdemeanour in The Ozarks.

Prosecutors initially brought the more serious charge of "fucking a flight-less bird without a license" but downgraded it when the ostrich's trainer said the act was consensual.

In the end, Jorch paid a hefty fine and was ordered to wash his hands before signing court documents.

Meanwhile, the makers of Jorch's hair hat -- wig and merkin-makers to the stars, Skunk Weave 'n' Beave of New York -- have urged him to stop the practise of washing the rug in ostrich semen, branding the talk show host a "jerk"....


Daffy Tugs
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


Jorch's New Year's Resolutions for 2019 were;


a/ to be knee deep in research before interviewing C2C guests

b/ to be balls deep in Tahhmm Dudeholster before breakfast


Oh well. One outa two ain't bad, I guess....
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


The guest named one of the Senators who regularly shitcans proposals to secure the grid — Murkowski of Alaska.

Jorch then said, “Ok everyone in Alaska...Bombard his office with emails.”

Murkowski is a SHE... Lisa. LOL!!!
 Quoting: What is Aleppo


rofl

Thats right ROAST THAT SUCKA!

Jarch seems to be obsessed with the power grid . I agree we need to spend more on infrastructure . but just in case get one of those whole home generators that runs on LPN.
 Quoting: Herbert Schluderpacheru


One of those whole home generators that runs on ostrich semen.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

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QUICK CALL IN NARRY IS GOING SCREENLESS CALLS
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Always the master of the English language, Jorch is determined to re-arrange the dick cheese on the Titanic....
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Shit we need to have a prank call George Snoory evening...that would be so hawt!
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Tonight, Jorch will discuss the coming Pole Shift.

He plans to ask if can sleep on top of Tahhmm for a change.... and see if he can cum....

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Always the master of the English language, Jorch is determined to re-arrange the dick cheese on the Titanic....
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Hahahahahaha
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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Tonight, Jorch will discuss the coming Pole Shift.

He plans to ask if can sleep on top of Tahhmm for a change.... and see if he can cum....
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LOLOLOLOL
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Jarch drives a dog sled on wheels through Zermatt while blasting 99 luftballoons on his boombox.
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Art in the bathroom " there is no movement on this "
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Jarch drives a dog sled on wheels through Zermatt while blasting 99 luftballoons on his boombox.
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Art in the bathroom " there is no movement on this "
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lmaohahahahahaha
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Hahahahaahah Herbert Lom LOLOL!! Inspector Dreyfus
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Every time OJ Simpson would enter his house, he’d warily say, “Kato (Kaelin)?!... Where are you, my little yellow friend?”
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Every time OJ Simpson would enter his house, he’d warily say, “Kato (Kaelin)?!... Where are you, my little yellow friend?”
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LOL methinks Kato was more then a friend ...squirt squirt .
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Hahahahaahah Herbert Lom LOLOL!! Inspector Dreyfus
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YES!!!!!!
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Every time OJ Simpson would enter his house, he’d warily say, “Kato (Kaelin)?!... Where are you, my little yellow friend?”
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LOL methinks Kato was more then a friend ...squirt squirt .
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LOL!
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Tahmmy D is a diesel dyke.
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Jorch’s mustache is a power bottom.
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Lets go to Georgia and we have Josef Djugasvilli.
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Oh thank God!