George Noory

Jorch’s nuts have been redacted.

rickshaw skarub

Rickshaw Ronnie

Jorch thinks the European Union is a furtive tryst he had with a trannie in a public toilet in Budapest....

If Tom asks George WHY?!...WHY?!... George tells him that it's human nature...

WHY?!...WHY?!... Does George do Tom that way...

^ good question??!! ^

Seems it'd be better for everyone if Jorch just went home and "Beat It"....

Jorch's memory is going....
Can ya believe it?

Convinced he was in line to meet his baseball idol Willy Mayes, Jorch got to the head of the queue and asked a nonplussed Tanner Mayes to sign his ball....

LOL

FIFY

Bwahahahahahahahaha !!!!

Bet he didn't get to first base, tho'....

Jorch's bio lists him as a "Sexual Philanthropist".

Apparently this means whenever he's in a new town he can be seen on street corners in the small hours pumping something into the local economy....

For vacation, Jorch and his entomology group go to Havana and listen to crickets.

They return refreshed, rejuvenated, and with a case of CTE on par with a 15-year veteran NFL runningback.

After the show, Jorch quantitatively eases into Tahmmy’s hind quarters.

^sadly, Jorch already has tinnitus, caused -- he says -- by the face pounding of 100 cocks during the making of BI-JORCH: Diary of an Equal Opportunity Swinger....

^But these days Jorch needs a blue pill and half an hour before he can manage anything approaching "inflation"....

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Jorch is afflicted with tenitis — an insatiable craving for 10”+ dongs. Needless to say, he spends late nights cruising “urban” neighborhoods.

Jorch inflates his significant other to 250 ppsi.

Another Roast from Monsieur G7....

After Norry pummels the numbers lady on a secret rendevous in his room at a ufo conference he turns over curls up in fetal position and sucks his thumb. She looks over " Are u happy?" A low voice like the demonic voice like from The Amityville Horror movie replies back " GET OUT!...GET OUUUUUUT!"





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That Pomegranate!

Jorch has already failed at his new year’s resolution to stop manning gloryholes.

Oh boy...Tonight’s second-half topic is “Gef the talking mongoose”.

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He flubbed the first news story. He said “U.S.parole” instead of “U.S. patrol”.



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And I love those cozy segments with Tahmmy after the break.


< hitting self over the head with painting like Maria Abramovich.

Hahahahahahahaha

Jorch puts too much salt in his spirit cooking.

Could it be a Portal ?


Tahmmy used to work on the dock ......

LOL!!! Buns Jewvi

“Hello sailor!” — Tahmmy