George Noory

...And I think it's gonna be a long long time ( before coast is good again)

NASA Administrator -- Jim BridenSTEIN ROFLMAO!!! I can't take it!!!

LOL!!!!! Exactly! They say that EVERY few years. Nothing EVER happens. It gets nixed, like you said.

It's almost like they simply want to put it out there, and by doing so, they feel it almost seems to people that we HAVE gone back if NASA talks about going back enough. I think it's a psychological operation of sorts.

Asshole projection

“We know stargates exist in Jerusalem.” — the rabbi.

But of course we do, dear. — said in Sean Connery voice.

LOLLOLOLOLOLOL

we're going back to the Moon in a year and a half. We can't even build a F-35 or whatever that plane is that suffocates the pilots.

And remember Volks ! We destroyed the plans to the Splaturn 5 as a condition to build the shuttles. Yes you heard me right . They destroyed the plans . interesting eh? ya hosers!

Hahahahahahaha And I think it has trouble flying in the rain.

This is Jorch singing in drag at a local lounge club, dressed like Carmen Miranda, sitting in the laps of Japanese salarymen.

You're going to love this. In order to save weight.They use a device that concentrates O2 like those machines people with emphysema carry around . Instead of using a O2 bottle. You can't make this stuff up.

LOLOLOLOL.

Conspiracy Date— you meet a lady online, but when you meet her in person, she has an adam’s Apple the size of a beachball, wears size 14 shoes, and has a Cro-Magnon brow ridge that would make Calibos (from Clash of the Titans) jealous.

Now that’s a conspiracy date!

Art " OK get this ......we're going to put a gas turbine engine in a TANK!"

General "What about desert environments? Won't the engine ingest sand and damage the impellers?"

Art " Ever heard of a AIR FILTER?"

Hahahahaha wth?! What the hell’s going on in the military industrial complex?!

OOOOO BABY!

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Art got disoriented driving his 1993 white Geo Metro when he pulled 3 Gs in it on Homestead Road.

homestead rd , thanks for reminding me I was checking earlier if the old compound was for sale.

Nope not for sale.

He lived just off Homestead on Desert Hills Circle.

Art got a $5 foot-long. Then he went to Subway.

Jimmy Church again tonight.

Jorch is hiding in his spider hole.

el yawno

Art's voicemail message merely said, "Leave a message," followed by the sound of a zipper.

With his habit of over-enunciating every word, Jimmy Church could make placing an order in a giant drive-thru clown head akin to one of Lawrence Olivier's Academy Award-winning diatribes.