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Art just ducked underneath Lawrence Olivier's Zeus gown from Clash of the Titans.
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Tahmmy is dressed as Poseidon and Jorch is bobbing on his trident.
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AOC thinks we should build a railway to Hawai'i? WTF?!

She's got to be a plant.

CA. can't even afford to build a high-speed train system between LA and SF.

Imagine building a railway in the uber-deep Pacific Ocean connecting CA to Hawaii; 2,300 miles. LOL!

Not to mention how the tectonic plates along the coast of CA would instantly destroy it.

How about a floating railway at the ocean's surface? Sure, the train would only run in calm, glassy conditions (aka NEVER). Or better yet, the floating RR gets carried off in a current and you end up arriving at an unplanned destination -- Samoa.
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AOC thinks we should build a railway to Hawai'i? WTF?!

She's got to be a plant.

CA. can't even afford to build a high-speed train system between LA and SF.

Imagine building a railway in the uber-deep Pacific Ocean connecting CA to Hawaii; 2,300 miles. LOL!

Not to mention how the tectonic plates along the coast of CA would instantly destroy it.

How about a floating railway at the ocean's surface? Sure, the train would only run in calm, glassy conditions (aka NEVER). Or better yet, the floating RR gets carried off in a current and you end up arriving at an unplanned destination -- Samoa.
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They tried that to Key West. After a strong hurricane, that RR was destroyed, never to be rebuilt.
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Jorch has a winter home in Key West.

No, wait...not "winter home". What's the word I'm looking for?...

"Gay bar"! That's it!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You hearing this guest? Sounds like Barry Kripke from "Big Bang Theory". Aka Elmer Fudd.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You hearing this guest? Sounds like Barry Kripke from "Big Bang Theory". Aka Elmer Fudd.
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You've GOT to hear this guest's voice.
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This has gotta be a joke.
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Speed of Wight. Speed = Distance Owuh time. Lol
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Erich von Daniken

Anal von Twinkiken

Anal von Fannykin
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Captain James T. Choich of the Starship Analprise.
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As dawn breaks, so does wind under George’s covers. — T.S. Eliot
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Jimmy Church again tonight.

Jorch is hiding in his spider hole.
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Jorch just dumped a load in the laundromat on the corner of Melrose & La Cienega.

Now that the pressure's off he plans to do his washing....
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Jorch just dumped a load in the laundromat on the corner of Melrose & La Cienega.

Now that the pressure's off he plans to do his washing....
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Hahahahahaahahhahaahahha

What an entrance!! Welcome back!

clappa
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It's great... When Jorch has these commentators on for their several minute commentary regarding a new story, you can just picture Jorch sitting back, filing his nails, picking the toe jam out from between his toes, and maybe catching a couple zzzzzs, as the commentator drones on. Then Tahmmy comes into Jorch's ear (cums in Jorch's ear) and awakens Jorch.
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It's great... When Jorch has these commentators on for their several minute commentary regarding a new story, you can just picture Jorch sitting back, filing his nails, picking the toe jam out from between his toes, and maybe catching a couple zzzzzs, as the commentator drones on. Then Tahmmy comes into Jorch's ear (cums in Jorch's ear) and awakens Jorch.
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*news
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George read that news story about 3 in 10 Americans believing that the vaccine leads to catching the malady.

Uh, George, you're a big part of spreading that mindset. Every night you talk about -- or have someone on who talks about and with whom you agree -- that vaccines shots are bad.

I was waiting to see if George would say something after reading that story. I knew he wouldn't.
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Oh no, Doc Wallet.

Introducing Doc Wallet just now, George just said, "He's done thousands and thousands of autopsies...".

Uh ya, George...on ANIMALS!!!!! Not humans.
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Oh no, Doc Wallet.

Introducing Doc Wallet just now, George just said, "He's done thousands and thousands of autopsies...".

Uh ya, George...on ANIMALS!!!!! Not humans.
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George thinks eating a New York Steak counts as a bovine autopsy.
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Doc Wallet did 1,700 autopsies on children under 10 in China? WTF?! Why?

Sounds like fun, Doc. Shoot for those stars!
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Jorch plays the organ.

One of these days he's gonna learn to play the keyboard, too.
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Email from BArt. LOL
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Throwing up mucus? Great radio, Jorch! This is why C2C is the #1 overnight talk radio program.
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Jorch is the senior editor for the Limpball Litter.
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To keep Tahmmy from farting in his sleep, Jorch hooks up a CPAP machine to Tahmmy's sphincter.
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Doc Wallet

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Jorch plays the organ.

One of these days he's gonna learn to play the keyboard, too.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!