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George Noory

 
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Art's playing 18 holes on the Devil's Golf Course.
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Chirp.....
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the ban hammer has been heavy.
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the ban hammer has been heavy.
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How unfortunate.
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04/05/2019 04:14 PM
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Welcome back Kotter
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Jorch has run C2C so far into the ground, the show is in Chinese now.
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Art is hanging upside down by his tail from an all-night truck stop diner sign, basking in the neon glow.
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Jorch has run C2C so far into the ground, the show is in Chinese now.
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rimshot
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04/06/2019 03:35 AM
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Jorch summers in Michael McDonald’s beard.
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Yes, the ban hammer came down hard, recklessly, and without care for collateral damage.
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Jorch gave Jens Stoltenberg a mani/pedi.
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04/06/2019 11:17 AM
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I heard about 20 seconds of last nights show. I can't even remember what it was about . all I know is I rolled my eyes and changed the channel.
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Jorch has run C2C so far into the ground, the show is in Chinese now.
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rimshot
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rofl
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Idol1bumphf…Good Onestoner
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Jorch insists on lights out during sex with himself.
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Tahmmy flies to Cyprus , takes a selfie with a whirling dervish, sends all his friends postcards and then boards the first flight home.
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Tahmmy flies to Cyprus , takes a selfie with a whirling dervish, sends all his friends postcards and then boards the first flight home.
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Hahahahahaahahahahaha

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jorch and Tahmmy face-time every night, but it requires no computer device.
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Art will ONLY fly on 737 Max-8’s.
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Gayvid Wilgobblecock was a flight attendant for the short-lived Hooters Airlines.
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Jorch has dreamt of going on safari in the African bush since he was a young lad. The sights, the sounds, the smells, the otherworldliness of the African veldt.

Finally, at age 67, George has enough money, enough seniority in his job, and enough vacation time to fulfill his lifelong dream of communing with the last, greatest wild animals on the Dark continent.

George goes through a travel agent who books him on a very expensive, private, all-inclusive safari with the best guides in all of sub-Saharan Africa.

After several years of planning and tinkering with the itinerary, the big day finally arrives. Jorch has been telling everyone he knows about his upcoming adventure of a lifetime. Everyone is ecstatic for Jorch to realize his childhood dream of communing with lions, wildebeest, giraffe, leopards, cheetah, elephants, hippos, hyenas, rhinoceros, and all the other wild & exotic animals of Africa.

Jorch boards his 18-hour flight to Africa, sits back and dreams of what delights await him.

As the airplane touches down in Africa, Jorch’s stomach churns with butterflies in anticipatory excitement. His palms are moist. He’s ancy. He can’t wait for this greatest adventure of a lifetime to begin.

Jorch is first in line to de-plane. He feels like a 5-year old on Christmas morning.

As the door opens to disembark, staring back at Jorch from inside the airport’s arrival gate is a life-like statue of a lion that emits a recorded roar every few seconds to welcome visitors to Africa.

Flustered and fumbling, Jorch swings the $10,000 Nikon camera around his neck into position, snaps a single photo of the statue, then rushes back into the plane through the long line of disembarking passengers, to his seat, buckles up, retrieves the oxygen mask from above him, repeatedly inhales deeply, and asks the flight attendant what the movie is for the 18-hour return flight.
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04/07/2019 02:08 AM
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^still laughing
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Connie “Laugh-at-nothing” Willis
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Jorch and Tahmmy face-time every night, but it requires no computer device.
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Art will ONLY fly on 737 Max-8’s.
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Gayvid Wilgobblecock was a flight attendant for the short-lived Hooters Airlines.
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"rofl:
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Jorch has dreamt of going on safari in the African bush since he was a young lad. The sights, the sounds, the smells, the otherworldliness of the African veldt.

Finally, at age 67, George has enough money, enough seniority in his job, and enough vacation time to fulfill his lifelong dream of communing with the last, greatest wild animals on the Dark continent.

George goes through a travel agent who books him on a very expensive, private, all-inclusive safari with the best guides in all of sub-Saharan Africa.

After several years of planning and tinkering with the itinerary, the big day finally arrives. Jorch has been telling everyone he knows about his upcoming adventure of a lifetime. Everyone is ecstatic for Jorch to realize his childhood dream of communing with lions, wildebeest, giraffe, leopards, cheetah, elephants, hippos, hyenas, rhinoceros, and all the other wild & exotic animals of Africa.

Jorch boards his 18-hour flight to Africa, sits back and dreams of what delights await him.

As the airplane touches down in Africa, Jorch’s stomach churns with butterflies in anticipatory excitement. His palms are moist. He’s ancy. He can’t wait for this greatest adventure of a lifetime to begin.

Jorch is first in line to de-plane. He feels like a 5-year old on Christmas morning.

As the door opens to disembark, staring back at Jorch from inside the airport’s arrival gate is a life-like statue of a lion that emits a recorded roar every few seconds to welcome visitors to Africa.

Flustered and fumbling, Jorch swings the $10,000 Nikon camera around his neck into position, snaps a single photo of the statue, then rushes back into the plane through the long line of disembarking passengers, to his seat, buckles up, retrieves the oxygen mask from above him, repeatedly inhales deeply, and asks the flight attendant what the movie is for the 18-hour return flight.
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LOL Instant Classic !!!!!
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On long haul flights, Jorch locks himself in the lavatory during meal service.
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At Christmas time, Jorch sends nutsacks to all his friends. Pecans, almonds, cashews, peanuts, etc.

He writes a brief note on each: “Enjoy this nutsack. Best, George”.
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Emerging Anus night