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George Noory

 
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Jorch to Lionel Fannythroat...

“And, of course, we all remember and admired your acting skills as George Jefferson’s son ‘Lionel’ on The Jeffersons. How did you manage to pull off playing a 20-something year old black man with a 1970s afro? That was remarkable!”

(Silence)

“Lionel?? Hello??”

(Dial tone....)

“Looks like our connection with Lionel went out... Probably the CIA, Tahmmy. We were getting too close to some secrets... Haw! Haw! Haw!”
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Perry from Lompoc: “I just wanted to say I love England. I’ve never been, but I met an English girl on Yahoo once. Nothing happened.”

The caller actually said that. I can’t take it. Even C2C as background noise is wearing verrrrrrrrrry thin.

Nothing happened, Perry? We’re shocked!!!!!!
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04/10/2019 04:49 AM
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Jorch blew through his index card questions. He has had to resort to playing a recording of Lionel Fannythroat reading “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas...”

Lionel (in England) is thinking, “I got up at 8AM for THIS?! To hear a recording of myself????” (CLICK! Dial tone...)
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04/10/2019 04:50 AM
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Wow, this is pathetic.
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04/10/2019 04:52 AM
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For the life of me, I don’t know why Premier Radio doesn’t rent a dolphin from Sea World to ask questions of guests. No matter what sounds came over the radio waves, it’d be more intelligible than Jorch’s output.
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04/10/2019 04:53 AM
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Caller: “Forgive me, I stepped on my phone. It’s scratchy...”

Yes, Jorch, Coast caller’s are the smartest callers in all of talk radio hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah
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04/10/2019 04:55 AM
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Telling myself in Burgess Meredith voice (as the coach of Rocky)...

“Come on Rock, you can do it! Just 3 more minutes left in the show. Grind it out.”

Can’t...do it... Must... turn... off....
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04/10/2019 04:58 AM
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Jorch just said, “Let’s squeeze Walt in here.”

Let’s hope when Jorch said that, he wasn’t naked, bent over grabbing his ankles, while Tahmmy was spreading Jorch’s cheeks while lubing up his sphincter.
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04/10/2019 05:25 AM
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MI5 is offering a £50,000 reward for any information leading to the whereabouts of Rose Hanbury’s chin.
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04/10/2019 06:05 AM
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BEANWOR....oh nevermind.
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04/10/2019 06:06 AM
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Art used to pay retail. Then he converted to Judaism.
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04/10/2019 06:34 AM
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I love George Noory.
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04/10/2019 06:42 AM
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I love George Noory.
 Quoting: old boy george


You must be George Noory.
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04/10/2019 05:29 PM
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I love George Noory.
 Quoting: old boy george


You must be George Noory.
 Quoting: Nuke Dukem


chuckle
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04/10/2019 05:30 PM
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I love George Noory.
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Tahmmy? That you??
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04/10/2019 09:03 PM
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Dirk the big German Nowitski 41-21-1

C2C A.M. 16(yrs)-3(hosts)-10,0000(times I cursed the radio)
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04/10/2019 09:09 PM
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I CAN POST AGAIN ! MIEN FUHRER I CAN WALK!
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04/11/2019 01:21 AM
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every damn show this hairy fairy stuff .
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every damn show this hairy fairy stuff .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77436511


chuckle
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I CAN POST AGAIN ! MIEN FUHRER I CAN WALK!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77436511


cruisecruisecruise
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Dirk the big German Nowitski 41-21-1

C2C A.M. 16(yrs)-3(hosts)-10,0000(times I cursed the radio)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77547819


Hahahahaha Jorch should interview Dirk Nowitzski and Dwayne Wade.
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04/11/2019 02:59 AM
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When Jorch found an old oil lamp and rubbed it and a genie came out and offered him one wish, Jorch wished to forever more have “clean wipes” after each shit he takes for the rest of his life.

Reach for those stars, Jorch!
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04/11/2019 03:05 AM
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When Jorch found an old oil lamp and rubbed it and a genie came out and offered him one wish, Jorch wished to forever more have “clean wipes” after each shit he takes for the rest of his life.

Reach for those dark stars, Jorch!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73993460
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04/11/2019 07:39 AM
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L.B.Gay
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04/12/2019 01:29 AM
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Johan Grünforest.
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04/12/2019 01:57 AM
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Johan Grünforest.
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Greenforest? wouldnt that actually be Grunwald ?
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04/12/2019 01:58 AM
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OH ahhahaha you got me. the scwartze vault
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04/12/2019 01:59 AM
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Art overdoses on Schwartzwalder Kierstorte while in Baden-Baden.
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04/12/2019 02:00 AM
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Johan Grünforest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74601524


Greenforest? wouldnt that actually be Grunwald ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77436511


Yes...

John Greenwald. Switch it to the opposite language. So it becomes...

Johan Grünforest.

John becomes Johan (English to German).
Green becomes Grün (English to German).
Wald becomes forest (German to English).
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04/12/2019 02:01 AM
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OH ahhahaha you got me. the scwartze vault
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Lol YES!!!!