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George Noory

 
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Vive le France ( and lets hope they learn to fight fires)
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George is so worked up about not getting into the Hall of fame...

He's taken to pantomiming an award show in his house.

He set up a podium on the dining room table, and he plays a TiVo of the Emmy's in the background.

George dons his award gear, a strapless sequin red dress slit up the side.

He rolls up a newspaper and does his best attempt at a broadcast quality voice.

"Annnd, next the bestest radio guy in the universe award!"

"The nominees are: Larry King! Alex Jones! And of course, George Ralph Noory!"

"And the winner is....GEORGE RALPH NOORY!"

George hits play on the cassette tape recorder he lifted off of Linda Moulton Howe and suitable award music plays scratchily.

George blows kisses to the audience and climbs up on the dining room table stage to get his award, a nude Tahmmy Danheiser wrapped in aluminum foil.

"This is so unexpected!" George gushes as tears wash his fake eyebrows down to his man boobs.

The actual acceptance speech usually takes a couple hours and ends with an angry rant about Art Bell, and every guy he knows who banged Linda Moulton Howe.

Tahmmy just unwraps enough of himself to go microwave some pizza rolls and get a glass of beet juice and vodka.
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So.... the tape leaked after all.

epiclol
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04/15/2019 04:08 PM
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Sixteen historic statues were "removed" just days before the Reichstag... I mean Notre-Dame fire...

<sigh>


here we go again.
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04/15/2019 09:31 PM
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It's high time George had a dead baby story and Peter Shaventwink on one after the other.
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04/16/2019 01:09 AM
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Notre Dame burns down
lead story
Measles

cathedral 3rd story
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04/16/2019 01:14 AM
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Mr Creme Jeans tonight
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04/16/2019 03:51 AM
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Vive le France ( and lets hope they learn to fight fires)
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lol
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George is so worked up about not getting into the Hall of fame...

He's taken to pantomiming an award show in his house.

He set up a podium on the dining room table, and he plays a TiVo of the Emmy's in the background.

George dons his award gear, a strapless sequin red dress slit up the side.

He rolls up a newspaper and does his best attempt at a broadcast quality voice.

"Annnd, next the bestest radio guy in the universe award!"

"The nominees are: Larry King! Alex Jones! And of course, George Ralph Noory!"

"And the winner is....GEORGE RALPH NOORY!"

George hits play on the cassette tape recorder he lifted off of Linda Moulton Howe and suitable award music plays scratchily.

George blows kisses to the audience and climbs up on the dining room table stage to get his award, a nude Tahmmy Danheiser wrapped in aluminum foil.

"This is so unexpected!" George gushes as tears wash his fake eyebrows down to his man boobs.

The actual acceptance speech usually takes a couple hours and ends with an angry rant about Art Bell, and every guy he knows who banged Linda Moulton Howe.

Tahmmy just unwraps enough of himself to go microwave some pizza rolls and get a glass of beet juice and vodka.
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So.... the tape leaked after all.
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...As did Jorch’s diaper.
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Mr Creme Jeans tonight
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Hahahahahaha Michael Creamjob
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It's high time George had a dead baby story and Peter Shaventwink on one after the other.
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Hahahahahaahahahaha Shaventwink ROFL!!!!!
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Sixteen historic statues were "removed" just days before the Reichstag... I mean Notre-Dame fire...

<sigh>


here we go again.
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Hmmm.... Interesting.
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04/16/2019 04:34 AM
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French President Macaroni promises to rebuild Notre Dame... with other people’s money.
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04/16/2019 05:54 AM
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The only ass Jorch gets is when his finger breaks through the toilet pap... oh nevermind!
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04/16/2019 06:50 AM
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On his weekends off, Jorch cruises Santa Monica Blvd. and shanghais barely legal twinks into his Lincoln Navigator with spiked Uzo and grape leaves from The Great Greek. Jorch’s approach line is: “Do you speak Greek? Why don’t you hop in and suck on my dolma.”
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04/16/2019 10:10 AM
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Jorch got shanghai’d in the keister. He can’t sit down for a week.
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04/16/2019 10:12 AM
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Where was Barbara Specter when Notre Dame Cathedral went up in flames? Does she have an alibi? A non-Jewish alibi, that is.
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04/16/2019 02:50 PM
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Damn, it's titillating to listen to Geo. Knorry and Michael Cremation talk about the sexual behavior of neanderthal.
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04/16/2019 03:13 PM
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Damn, it's titillating to listen to Geo. Knorry and Michael Cremation talk about the sexual behavior of neanderthal.
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cruisecruisecruise
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Damn, it's titillating to listen to Geo. Knorry and Michael Cremation talk about the sexual behavior of neanderthal.
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OMG I am so glad I didn't listen. One dumpster fire a day is enough.
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Where was Barbara Specter when Notre Dame Cathedral went up in flames? Does she have an alibi? A non-Jewish alibi, that is.
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I heard she tried to have that video scrubbed from the Webs. How embaraskeen ( popeye)
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04/17/2019 08:03 AM
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That psycho 18-year old girl — Sol Pais — who is infatuated with Columbine, looks like Jodi Arias.
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04/17/2019 08:07 AM
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president maracon
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president maracon
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Ah yes... Schweiz.
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04/17/2019 10:37 PM
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They are holding a design contest for the new spire on notre dame. this is not going to end well. they want a all inclusive one. prop end up looking like a buttplug
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04/18/2019 03:11 AM
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They are holding a design contest for the new spire on notre dame. this is not going to end well. they want a all inclusive one. prop end up looking like a buttplug
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cruise1rof1lollmaorofllaughlolsignlolatu

rofl5
epiclol
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The guest is a nice looking young lady. No, not Ben Fuchs Lol. Jen Hobbs.
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They are holding a design contest for the new spire on notre dame. this is not going to end well. they want a all inclusive one. prop end up looking like a buttplug
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cruise1rof1lollmaorofllaughlolsignlolatu

rofl5
epiclol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74938473


Still laughing lololololololololololololololololololol
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04/18/2019 03:22 AM
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COPS!...comin’ to steal Art’s CROPS!
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04/18/2019 03:27 AM
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Where was Barbara Specter when Notre Dame Cathedral went up in flames? Does she have an alibi? A non-Jewish alibi, that is.
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I heard she tried to have that video scrubbed from the Webs. How embaraskeen ( popeye)
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Art blew Bluto.
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Jorch got vaccinated for intelligence.