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Noory's greatest interview remains the time he stuck a rubber hose up his ass and asked questions into the other end.

The critics loved it....


"Riveting listening" - Spelunkers Digest

"Nutty and deep" - Ass Fanciers Monthly

"Shit That Sticks with you" - Polyps Weekly
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07/18/2019 01:25 AM
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Art orders at the drive thru in Navajo
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07/18/2019 01:27 AM
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Hahahaha! Oh man, Dr. Stephen Cohen just said that Jorch should interview Dr. John Mearsheimer!!! He was the co-author of the book (along with Dr. Stephen Walt) -- "THE ISRAEL LOBBY AND U.S. FOREIGN POLICY".

Do it, Jorge! Oh man, can you imagine?! LOL!!! That'd be great.

Mearsheimer is a West Point grad and a Professor of Political Science at the University of Chicago.
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07/18/2019 01:27 AM
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Noory's greatest interview remains the time he stuck a rubber hose up his ass and asked questions into the other end.

The critics loved it....


"Riveting listening" - Spelunkers Digest

"Nutty and deep" - Ass Fanciers Monthly

"Shit That Sticks with you" - Polyps Weekly
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rofl
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07/18/2019 01:29 AM
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Leo Wanta is auditing $Noorys salary
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Art orders at the drive thru in Navajo
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hahahahahahaha

"Welcome to Taco Bell. May I take your order?"

ART: "Nashdoitsoh dine yika Bahaza'a nahat'a dizliba'i..."

"Anything to drink with that?"

ART: "Diet Coke."
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07/18/2019 01:30 AM
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Leo Wanta is auditing $Noorys salary
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lmao

Leo Wanta cracker?
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07/18/2019 01:31 AM
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George plays this on the guitar when him and tahmmy bivouac
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07/18/2019 01:32 AM
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Noory's greatest interview remains the time he stuck a rubber hose up his ass and asked questions into the other end.

The critics loved it....


"Riveting listening" - Spelunkers Digest

"Nutty and deep" - Ass Fanciers Monthly

"Shit That Sticks with you" - Polyps Weekly
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George plays this on the guitar when him and tahmmy bivouac
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Hahahahaha Jorch serenades Tahmmy while wearing a swarthy, south-of-the-border mustache (which inevitably disappears into Tahmmy's rear as the night progresses).
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07/18/2019 01:36 AM
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George plays this on the guitar when him and tahmmy bivouac
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Hahahahaha Jorch serenades Tahmmy while wearing a swarthy, south-of-the-border mustache (which inevitably disappears into Tahmmy's rear as the night progresses).
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LOL remember now PLENTY of tickets avail at Miramar .
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07/18/2019 01:37 AM
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Because the land the Hopi live on has always been their ancestral land, the Hopi don't refer to it as a reservation. They simply call it "Hopi".

TAHMMY: "What did you do this weekend, George?"

JORCH: "Great. I spent it in Hopi."

TAHMMY: "You drove out to northern Arizona?"

JORCH: "Huh? No. Oh by the way, meet my friend "Catches Like Glove".
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George plays this on the guitar when him and tahmmy bivouac
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Hahahahaha Jorch serenades Tahmmy while wearing a swarthy, south-of-the-border mustache (which inevitably disappears into Tahmmy's rear as the night progresses).
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LOL remember now PLENTY of tickets avail at Miramar .
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They're practically begging people to attend.

"C'mon folks... Make our event in Miramar part of your south Florida vacation (in LATE JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)."
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Because the land the Hopi live on has always been their ancestral land, the Hopi don't refer to it as a reservation. They simply call it "Hopi".

TAHMMY: "What did you do this weekend, George?"

JORCH: "Great. I spent it in Hopi."

TAHMMY: "You drove out to northern Arizona?"

JORCH: "Huh? No. Oh by the way, meet my friend "Catches Like Glove".
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LOLOLOLOLOL Getting off the plane in fla after a few weeks anywhere in the continental US is like trying to breath under water
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07/18/2019 01:41 AM
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Because the land the Hopi live on has always been their ancestral land, the Hopi don't refer to it as a reservation. They simply call it "Hopi".

TAHMMY: "What did you do this weekend, George?"

JORCH: "Great. I spent it in Hopi."

TAHMMY: "You drove out to northern Arizona?"

JORCH: "Huh? No. Oh by the way, meet my friend "Catches Like Glove".
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LOLOLOLOLOL Getting off the plane in fla after a few weeks anywhere in the continental US is like trying to breath under water
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Jorch checks into his hotel in Miramar under the name Aqua Buddha.
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Because the land the Hopi live on has always been their ancestral land, the Hopi don't refer to it as a reservation. They simply call it "Hopi".

TAHMMY: "What did you do this weekend, George?"

JORCH: "Great. I spent it in Hopi."

TAHMMY: "You drove out to northern Arizona?"

JORCH: "Huh? No. Oh by the way, meet my friend "Catches Like Glove".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76783124


LOLOLOLOLOL Getting off the plane in fla after a few weeks anywhere in the continental US is like trying to breath under water
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Jorch checks into his hotel in Miramar under the name Aqua Buddha.
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Jorch goes to the registration desk at the 5-star Four Seasons in Fort Lauderdale wearing a SCUBA mask, snorkel, oxygen tank on his bank, and long flippers.
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Because the land the Hopi live on has always been their ancestral land, the Hopi don't refer to it as a reservation. They simply call it "Hopi".

TAHMMY: "What did you do this weekend, George?"

JORCH: "Great. I spent it in Hopi."

TAHMMY: "You drove out to northern Arizona?"

JORCH: "Huh? No. Oh by the way, meet my friend "Catches Like Glove".
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LOLOLOLOLOL Getting off the plane in fla after a few weeks anywhere in the continental US is like trying to breath under water
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77738710


Jorch checks into his hotel in Miramar under the name Aqua Buddha.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76783124


Jorch goes to the registration desk at the 5-star Four Seasons in Fort Lauderdale wearing a SCUBA mask, snorkel, oxygen tank on his bank, and long flippers.
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*back
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07/18/2019 01:48 AM
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Cohen calls the Russian anti-aircraft missile battery, "SS"-400. ROFL It's S-400.
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07/18/2019 01:49 AM
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Once again Narry ads a irrelevant little quips that the guest just gleans over.
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07/18/2019 01:50 AM
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Once again Narry ads a irrelevant little quips that the guest just gleans over.
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hahahahaha yep.

"That's YUGE, isn't it?!" -- George Ralph Noory, every damn show.
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07/18/2019 01:51 AM
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It's great when Jorch adds some idiot comment, and Cohen remains silent and just lets Jorch's comment sit there twisting in the wind, exposing it for the ignorant, space-filling blather that it is. LOL
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07/18/2019 01:52 AM
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JORCH: "Will Putin attack the U.S. or Israel?"

COHEN: "That won't happen...of course."

LOL!!!!
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07/18/2019 01:54 AM
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It's great when Jorch adds some idiot comment, and Cohen remains silent and just lets Jorch's comment sit there twisting in the wind, exposing it for the ignorant, space-filling blather that it is. LOL
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JORCH: "Will Putin attack the U.S. or Israel?"

COHEN: "That won't happen...of course."

LOL!!!!
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YES!
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07/18/2019 01:54 AM
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Jorch can't help but interrupt. He's ADD or OCD or something.
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07/18/2019 01:56 AM
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COHEN: "The indigenous Tartar people..."

JORCH: "Is that where Tartar sauce comes from, Stephen?"

(Stone silence)...
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07/18/2019 02:02 AM
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The Tartars were at war with the Oprichenikis !


hey this is a family show !
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07/18/2019 02:06 AM
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Narry watching Hunt for Red October

"When did James Bond defect to Russia?"
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07/18/2019 02:07 AM
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Narry watching Hunt for Red October

"When did James Bond defect to Russia?"
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lmao

"The Hunt For Red Cunt" starring Jorch
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The Tartars were at war with the Oprichenikis !


hey this is a family show !
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rofl
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07/18/2019 02:08 AM
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Stephen Cohen, aka, "Mr. Boring Russia Know-It-All"

He is one of THE worst guests along with...

-Pharmacist Fuchs
-The numbers Lady
-Super Healthy Heart Brain Pack slimeball quack guy... I can never understand a GOD DAMN thing that guy says, because he slurs everything. God that guy is such a phucking QUACK
-Stephen Cohen, Mr Chicken Little phucking Russia slimeball

Listen to people like Cohen is so boring. Does that guy know phuck all about anything besides Russia?

A box of saltine crackers is probably a russian plot according to him.

The guy sees Russians in everything. Oreo cookies... RUSSIAN!!! PUTIN !!!!!





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