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They’re talking about Capricorn One.

Jorch stars in the sequel — “Capricorn Fun: January at the Gloryhole”.
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This caller saying, “Saying we didn’t go to the moon disrespects the Challenger and Columbia astronauts who died.”

It does? How?
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07/20/2019 03:30 AM
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Closing in on 700 star ratings!

As Jorch would say, “We’re really clipping along.”

“Clipping along”, George? Huh?

Again he’s the master of the mixed metaphor.

He’s mixing up the phrase: “going at a good clip” with “speeding along”.

I can’t take it!!! How can he b... oh forget it!
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07/20/2019 03:32 AM
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We’re also coming up on this particular thread’s 3rd anniversary — August 2.
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It’s unbelievable that there could be nearly 700 pages about any single human being... UNTIL you listen to Jorch and realize every night is a veritable smorgasbord of material for Mystery Science Theater-type ridicule and bashing.

The wringing of hands and the gnashing of teeth that is the “Nighthawk”.
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07/20/2019 03:37 AM
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Jorch’s subsists entirely on nightshades.
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Come to Miramar, Florida and MEAT George.
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07/20/2019 03:42 AM
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Punnet just said he studied under Dr. Philcock. LOL!!!
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The caller just said “anal”. Lol

Somewhere... out there... Jorch self-lubricated.
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07/20/2019 05:06 AM
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You hear that caller “Phil”? Last call of the show. Great point about how they could let the ORIGINAL footage of the FIRST humans to walk on the moon be sold...Oops! Punnet said, “But we have copies!”’ The caller responded, “That’s like letting the original Declaration of Independence be sold and then excusing it by saying, “But we have copies!” Lol That would NEVER happen.

You would hold on to that original man stepping on the moon footage like it was GOLD!! It would be escorted by armed guards to a giant safe under the National Archives. It would NOT “accidentally” get sold.

Like the caller said, the explanation is implausible.

Punnet’s excuse, “It’s the government!” Lol What a boob. The government sent 7 manned missions to the moon & safely back no problem. But they just couldn’t manage to secure that original footage. LOL!!!

Punnet lost that one big time. Punnet also cut him off so he couldn’t respond to Punnett’s protestations, which Punnet ALWAYS does when he’s on the losing side. To Noory’s credit, he lets the callers say their peace.

“Phil” will call back tomorrow night. Lol
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You hear that caller “Phil”? Last call of the show. Great point about how they could let the ORIGINAL footage of the FIRST humans to walk on the moon be sold...Oops! Punnet said, “But we have copies!”’ The caller responded, “That’s like letting the original Declaration of Independence be sold and then excusing it by saying, “But we have copies!” Lol That would NEVER happen.

You would hold on to that original man stepping on the moon footage like it was GOLD!! It would be escorted by armed guards to a giant safe under the National Archives. It would NOT “accidentally” get sold.

Like the caller said, the explanation is implausible.

Punnet’s excuse, “It’s the government!” Lol What a boob. The government sent 7 manned missions to the moon & safely back no problem. But they just couldn’t manage to secure that original footage. LOL!!!

Punnet lost that one big time. Punnet also cut him off so he couldn’t respond to Punnett’s protestations, which Punnet ALWAYS does when he’s on the losing side. To Noory’s credit, he lets the callers say their peace.

“Phil” will call back tomorrow night. Lol
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For $277. LOL!!!!
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07/20/2019 06:48 AM
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Every night after the show, Jorch takes the lift down to his underground car park, naked, and loads his limp noodle into the still-warm tail pipe of his tan 1971 Ford Pinto....

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Every night after the show, Jorch takes the lift down to his underground car park, naked, and loads his limp noodle into the still-warm tail pipe of his tan 1971 Ford Pinto....

speedbananspeedbananspeedbananspeedbanan
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lol
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After Tahmmy returns from a river cruise vacation through Europe, Jorch enthusiastically expresses his desire to take a river cruise through Australia.
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You hear that caller “Phil”? Last call of the show. Great point about how they could let the ORIGINAL footage of the FIRST humans to walk on the moon be sold...Oops! Punnet said, “But we have copies!”’ The caller responded, “That’s like letting the original Declaration of Independence be sold and then excusing it by saying, “But we have copies!” Lol That would NEVER happen.

You would hold on to that original man stepping on the moon footage like it was GOLD!! It would be escorted by armed guards to a giant safe under the National Archives. It would NOT “accidentally” get sold.

Like the caller said, the explanation is implausible.

Punnet’s excuse, “It’s the government!” Lol What a boob. The government sent 7 manned missions to the moon & safely back no problem. But they just couldn’t manage to secure that original footage. LOL!!!

Punnet lost that one big time. Punnet also cut him off so he couldn’t respond to Punnett’s protestations, which Punnet ALWAYS does when he’s on the losing side. To Noory’s credit, he lets the callers say their peace.

“Phil” will call back tomorrow night. Lol
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I hope he does call tonight. I also remember something about the high resolution tv feed being routed through a satellite dish in Australia? And they had made copies that somehow , wink wink came up missing , or were recorded over? That is why no high resolution color video exist of the landing.

Also I remember one of the camera men saying they made the press shoot video from a video monitor in the control room at NASA. Like they were trying to made sure no high res images were broadcast. That is the footage we see today.
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After Tahmmy returns from a river cruise vacation through Europe, Jorch enthusiastically expresses his desire to take a river cruise through Australia.
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rofl
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You hear that caller “Phil”? Last call of the show. Great point about how they could let the ORIGINAL footage of the FIRST humans to walk on the moon be sold...Oops! Punnet said, “But we have copies!”’ The caller responded, “That’s like letting the original Declaration of Independence be sold and then excusing it by saying, “But we have copies!” Lol That would NEVER happen.

You would hold on to that original man stepping on the moon footage like it was GOLD!! It would be escorted by armed guards to a giant safe under the National Archives. It would NOT “accidentally” get sold.

Like the caller said, the explanation is implausible.

Punnet’s excuse, “It’s the government!” Lol What a boob. The government sent 7 manned missions to the moon & safely back no problem. But they just couldn’t manage to secure that original footage. LOL!!!

Punnet lost that one big time. Punnet also cut him off so he couldn’t respond to Punnett’s protestations, which Punnet ALWAYS does when he’s on the losing side. To Noory’s credit, he lets the callers say their peace.

“Phil” will call back tomorrow night. Lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72390779


I hope he does call tonight. I also remember something about the high resolution tv feed being routed through a satellite dish in Australia? And they had made copies that somehow , wink wink came up missing , or were recorded over? That is why no high resolution color video exist of the landing.

Also I remember one of the camera men saying they made the press shoot video from a video monitor in the control room at NASA. Like they were trying to made sure no high res images were broadcast. That is the footage we see today.
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Crazy.

But if you’re Punnett, you swallow the official story like Lindsey Graham taking a Dodger dog.
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^A Dodger dog (named after the baseball team) is a 10-inch pork wiener stuffed between steamy buns.
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After Tahmmy returns from a river cruise vacation through Europe, Jorch enthusiastically expresses his desire to take a river cruise through Australia.
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Searching for those ever elusive Aussie time zones no doubt, Steve Irwin's got nothing on our Jorch.
He will spend his nights stretched out nude on the river banks in hopes of being discovered by a band of horny marauding wombats or alternately capturing and introducing a platypus to the thrills of 'mud wrestling' St. Louis style.
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After Tahmmy returns from a river cruise vacation through Europe, Jorch enthusiastically expresses his desire to take a river cruise through Australia.
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Searching for those ever elusive Aussie time zones no doubt, Steve Irwin's got nothing on our Jorch.
He will spend his nights stretched out nude on the river banks in hopes of being discovered by a band of horny marauding wombats or alternately capturing and introducing a platypus to the thrills of 'mud wrestling' St. Louis style.
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Jorch loves it Down Under.

And he quite likes Australia too....
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Ian Plungeit is one of the most annoying, opinionated broadcasters in creation, imo.

Even while being gagged & gang butt-bazooka'd by Hells Angels -- just another weekend night out for The Deacon, btw -- Plungeit would find a way to waffle on ad nauseam about some irrelevancy.

He's the anti-Jorch in some ways.
Has an opinion about *everything*.
Jorch, otoh, knows staggeringly *little* about everything.

They ought to be in the Guiness Book Of Records as a set; Tweedledum & Tweedledumber....



stfu

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The caller just said “anal”. Lol

Somewhere... out there... Jorch self-lubricated.
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^bwahahaha^

Jorch's Grindr nickname is "The Can Opener"....
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They’re talking about Capricorn One.

Jorch stars in the sequel — “Capricorn Fun: January at the Gloryhole”.
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Jorch was actually technical adviser on the original film.
It's about a gigantic fraud/hoax.
No-one knows more about being a fraud than Jorch "N.A.S.A" Noory....
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Ian Plungeit is one of the most annoying, opinionated broadcasters in creation, imo.

Even while being gagged & gang butt-bazooka'd by Hells Angels -- just another weekend night out for The Deacon, btw -- Plungeit would find a way to waffle on ad nauseam about some irrelevancy.

He's the anti-Jorch in some ways.
Has an opinion about *everything*.
Jorch, otoh, knows staggeringly *little* about everything.

They ought to be in the Guiness Book Of Records as a set; Tweedledum & Tweedledumber....



stfu
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Say what you will about George, his rise to worldwide prominence is proof that in America lack of talent, qualifications or ability need not be an obstacle to success.
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^A Dodger dog (named after the baseball team) is a 10-inch pork wiener stuffed between steamy buns.
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After Tahmmy returns from a river cruise vacation through Europe, Jorch enthusiastically expresses his desire to take a river cruise through Australia.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72390779


Searching for those ever elusive Aussie time zones no doubt, Steve Irwin's got nothing on our Jorch.
He will spend his nights stretched out nude on the river banks in hopes of being discovered by a band of horny marauding wombats or alternately capturing and introducing a platypus to the thrills of 'mud wrestling' St. Louis style.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77601030


Jorch loves it Down Under.

And he quite likes Australia too....
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


rofl
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VIP tix for the Miramar disaster are $109.00 . what a ego. I never paid more then 80 dollars to see my favorite bands. the band at the miramar show will be david willinglycocked. with his yamaha dx-7
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were talking about comic-con? scratching
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LOL coming out of the break and punnet audio is breaking up LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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GREAT RADIO PREMIERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMFAO ! LISTEN TO THIS IS IT BREAKING UP BIG TIME. OH THE HUGE MANATEE.
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The caller just said “anal”. Lol

Somewhere... out there... Jorch self-lubricated.
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^bwahahaha^

Jorch's Grindr nickname is "The Can Opener"....
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!





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