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Jorch's psychiatrist -- concerned about the enormous pressure/responsibility of hosting a national nightly radio show -- is certain the hair-hatted huckster is heading for a crack up.

Jorch is delighted....



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rofl5
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Jorch just backed up to Alex Jones' bullhorn....
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cruisehahahahahahaahahah

epiclol
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Jorch just backed up to Alex Jones' bullhorn....
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The dulcet baritone vibrations of Alex’s voice reverberate in Jorch’s “echo chamber”, sending him into pleasure-laced convulsions of muscles he didn’t know he had.
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Jorch just backed up to Alex Jones' bullhorn....
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The dulcet baritone vibrations of Alex’s voice reverberate in Jorch’s “echo chamber”, sending him into pleasure-laced convulsions of muscles he didn’t know he had.
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After standing in the front row of one of AJ’s protest, bullhorn diatribes, Jorch erotically smokes a cigarette and asks several of the protest attendees standing next to him, “Was it good for you, too?”
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Jorch just backed up to Alex Jones' bullhorn....
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The dulcet baritone vibrations of Alex’s voice reverberate in Jorch’s “echo chamber”, sending him into pleasure-laced convulsions of muscles he didn’t know he had.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74986347


After standing in the front row of one of AJ’s protest, bullhorn diatribes, Jorch erotically smokes a cigarette and asks several of the protest attendees standing next to him, “Was it good for you, too?”
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lolsignlolsignlolsignlolsign
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"Jorch Noory is my spiritual guide"
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Jorch just backed up to Alex Jones' bullhorn....
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The dulcet baritone vibrations of Alex’s voice reverberate in Jorch’s “echo chamber”, sending him into pleasure-laced convulsions of muscles he didn’t know he had.
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Jorch's "jacksiephone" is an instrument of rare complexity.

It's taken Tahhmmeeee years to get his head around it....


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Jorch's favourite Bible passage is Psalms 23:4 which he has specially modified to pay personal tribute to his "companion", Tahhmmeeee Danglehoister.


“Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of deathly ratings, I will fear no evil: for tho' art is not with me; (Tahhmm) thy rod and my staff they comfort me”


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Jorch just backed up to Alex Jones' bullhorn....
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The dulcet baritone vibrations of Alex’s voice reverberate in Jorch’s “echo chamber”, sending him into pleasure-laced convulsions of muscles he didn’t know he had.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74986347


Jorch's "jacksiephone" is an instrument of rare complexity.

It's taken Tahhmmeeee years to get his head around it....


bananasex
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
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Jorch's favourite Bible passage is Psalms 23:4 which he has specially modified to pay personal tribute to his "companion", Tahhmmeeee Danglehoister.


“Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of deathly ratings, I will fear no evil: for tho' art is not with me; (Tahhmm) thy rod and my staff they comfort me”


bert-TIAll
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


roflroflroflroflrofl

epiclol
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During his colonoscopy procedure, Jorch asks the gastroenterologist if he was in the navy...

“No. Why do you ask?”

“Because I’ve never had someone work my passage with such prowess and aplomb.”
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During his colonoscopy procedure, Jorch asks the gastroenterologist if he was in the navy...

“No. Why do you ask?”

“Because I’ve never had someone work my passage with such prowess and aplomb.”
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Unless you consider when Tahmmy’s plums are slapping Jorch’s thighs.
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Jorch converted the driver’s seat of his car into a sybian. He loves his 90-minute commute in L.A. traffic.
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Jorch just pushed his career down the stairs.
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Tonight on C2C, Dr. (of what?) Slim King will discuss Houdini’s plan to make contact with the living after his death. He’s been trying to contact Eric Weiss for years.
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C2C’s new promotional event: Subscribe to Coast Insider now, and get the opportunity to punch Jorch in the solar plexis after dining with him at The Great Greek in L.A.
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The fine-print on Jorch’s business card reads: “I speak Greek”.
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Jorch is accomplished on the skinflute, the sagpipes, and the rusty trombone.

In the future, he hopes to learn to play a musical instrument.
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Jorch just backed up to Alex Jones' bullhorn....
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The dulcet baritone vibrations of Alex’s voice reverberate in Jorch’s “echo chamber”, sending him into pleasure-laced convulsions of muscles he didn’t know he had.
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laugh
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Jorch sends his hair-hat to the Chinese laundry on the weekend.

No ticky, no washy.
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“Trust but verify”, Jorch purrs as he reaches back to make sure Tahmmy’s deeply embedded member is wrapped.
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Jorch just backed up to Alex Jones' bullhorn....
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pmdg
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Jorch just backed up to Alex Jones' bullhorn....
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:pmdg:
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George “Turn me on deadman” Noory
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Jorch just backed up to Alex Jones' bullhorn....
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pmdg
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George “Turn me on deadman” Noory
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teargarden reference?
Grove

And this is why we can't have nice things.
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Jorch just backed up to Alex Jones' bullhorn....
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:pmdg:
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George “Turn me on deadman” Noory
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teargarden reference?
 Quoting: Grove Street


When one of the Beatles songs is played backward, it says, “Turn me on deadman”; allegedly a reference to the real Paul McCartney’s passing early in his career.

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Jorch pushed Paul McCartney down the stairs (in his Austin “Major” Healey).
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Turn Art on, deadman
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After getting a limo ride to the airport, in lieu of a tip, Jorch blew the shofar.

Oh and then he played the ram’s horn.
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Jorch is balls deep in a great Greek tonight.
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Jorch is having some Mongolian beef.

Later he might order Chinese food.
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After a night of prikh king, golden bags, and Tom Yum, Jorch replenishes his energy by ordering some Thai food.





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