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George Noory

 
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Jorch was dishonourably discharged from the Navy after an unfortunate sexual incident while on active duty off the coast of Africa.

Apparently Jorch misinterpreted his captain's instruction to "round the Horn"

And mis-heard the phrase "all hands on deck".



Or so he claims...




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Tonight's show description is teasing a discussion about Operation Northwoods.Which means it will get about 1 minute of discussion.Peppered with Jorch interrupting the guest when he gets too close to the truth. Jorch will try to steer the responses before finally deciding himself it was all balderdash.
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11/06/2019 09:46 PM
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Jorch was dishonourably discharged from the Navy after an unfortunate sexual incident while on active duty off the coast of Africa.

Apparently Jorch misinterpreted his captain's instruction to "round the Horn"

And mis-heard the phrase "all hands on deck".



Or so he claims...




sidewayssidewayssidewayssideways
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Tonight's show description is teasing a discussion about Operation Northwoods.Which means it will get about 1 minute of discussion.Peppered with Jorch interrupting the guest when he gets too close to the truth. Jorch will try to steer the responses before finally deciding himself it was all balderdash.
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LOLOLOLOL!!! EXACTLY!!!!!
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I'm pretty sure that's Jorch -- in the worst wig imaginable (and that's saying something considering his own haunted hair hat) -- playing the hideous crone character "Joy Behar" in the long-running comedy-drama, THE SPEW...



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Tonight's show description is teasing a discussion about Operation Northwoods.Which means it will get about 1 minute of discussion.Peppered with Jorch interrupting the guest when he gets too close to the truth. Jorch will try to steer the responses before finally deciding himself it was all balderdash.
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^ bwahahahahaha ^

True.
But let's face it, Jorch couldn't "steer" Elvis to a fast food buffet....
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I'm pretty sure that's Jorch -- in the worst wig imaginable (and that's saying something considering his own haunted hair hat) -- playing the hideous crone character "Joy Behar" in the long-running comedy-drama, THE SPEW...



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LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOL
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Tonight's show description is teasing a discussion about Operation Northwoods.Which means it will get about 1 minute of discussion.Peppered with Jorch interrupting the guest when he gets too close to the truth. Jorch will try to steer the responses before finally deciding himself it was all balderdash.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77738710


^ bwahahahahaha ^

True.
But let's face it, Jorch couldn't "steer" Elvis to a fast food buffet....
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


lolsign
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11/07/2019 12:34 AM
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Re: George Noory
Art killed Knute Rockne.
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11/07/2019 01:11 AM
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Art killed Knute Rockne.
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rofllolsign

And Jorch killed Coast....
(It's just that the damned carcass won't lie down)
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Jorch -- naked and flabby under an Inspector Clouseau-style raincoat -- recently flashed two elderly vagrants in West Adams.

One of them had a stroke.

The other one wasn't quick enough....
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11/07/2019 01:24 AM
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JORCH HAS TWO EMMYS FOR WHAT ?????????redface
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11/07/2019 02:20 AM
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Lets go to the phones............


20 min later.....
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11/07/2019 02:21 AM
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Kenny Roger's line.........
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Art landed his Cessna in red square.
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Lets go to the phones............


20 min later.....
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^ crickets ^
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Jorch -- naked and flabby under an Inspector Clouseau-style raincoat -- recently flashed two elderly vagrants in West Adams.

One of them had a stroke.

The other one wasn't quick enough....
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Hahahahahaahahah!!

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rofl5
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Art landed his Cessna in red square.
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rofl
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Art drove his 1993 white Geo Metro on the autobahn. It took him 3 weeks to get from Frankfurt to Munich.
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JORCH HAS TWO EMMYS FOR WHAT ?????????redface
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His portrayal of a late night radio talk show host. What an act!
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Art killed Knute Rockne.
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rofllolsign

And Jorch killed Coast....
(It's just that the damned carcass won't lie down)
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


lol
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Drudge attains rigor mortis watching Tom Brady play football.
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11/07/2019 08:42 AM
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Art landed his Cessna in red square.
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Art tried to land his Cessna in Tiananmen Square, but he couldn’t pronounce it.

“Permission to land in Tiamat...Tenement...Tiara...aw, hell...”

Instead, he was rerouted to land in brown circle (Tahmmy’s “forbidden city”). Squirt! Squirt!
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Art landed his Cessna in red square.
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Art tried to land his Cessna in Tiananmen Square, but he couldn’t pronounce it.

“Permission to land in Tiamat...Tenement...Tiara...aw, hell...”

Instead, he was rerouted to land in brown circle (Tahmmy’s “forbidden city”). Squirt! Squirt!
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“Coming in low and fast for a hard landing” (just how Jorch likes it).

“Bring that throttle up! Oh yeahhhhhh...that’s it. Lift your nose a bit...”
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Lets go to the phones............


20 min later.....
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JORCH: Let’s go to the phonies...

TAHMMY: To calls?

JORCH: No, to our guests.
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It's rumored at the time of his passing Art was working on his book......

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It's rumored at the time of his passing Art was working on his book......

The Pahrump Archepelago
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Hahahahahahahahaaha

epiclol
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11/08/2019 01:30 AM
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WOW!
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Jorch has a case of Guestus Interuptus tonight
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11/08/2019 01:56 AM
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Jorch has a case of Guestus Interuptus tonight
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