George Noory

Jorch was dishonourably discharged from the Navy after an unfortunate sexual incident while on active duty off the coast of Africa.

Apparently Jorch misinterpreted his captain's instruction to "round the Horn"

And mis-heard the phrase "all hands on deck".



Or so he claims...

Tonight's show description is teasing a discussion about Operation Northwoods.Which means it will get about 1 minute of discussion.Peppered with Jorch interrupting the guest when he gets too close to the truth. Jorch will try to steer the responses before finally deciding himself it was all balderdash.

LOLOLOLOL!!! EXACTLY!!!!!

I'm pretty sure that's Jorch -- in the worst wig imaginable (and that's saying something considering his own haunted hair hat) -- playing the hideous crone character "Joy Behar" in the long-running comedy-drama, THE SPEW...

^ bwahahahahaha ^

True.
But let's face it, Jorch couldn't "steer" Elvis to a fast food buffet....

LOLLOLLOLLOL

Art killed Knute Rockne.

And Jorch killed Coast....
(It's just that the damned carcass won't lie down)

Jorch -- naked and flabby under an Inspector Clouseau-style raincoat -- recently flashed two elderly vagrants in West Adams.

One of them had a stroke.

The other one wasn't quick enough....

JORCH HAS TWO EMMYS FOR WHAT ?????????

Lets go to the phones............


20 min later.....

Kenny Roger's line.........

Art landed his Cessna in red square.

^ crickets ^

Hahahahahaahahah!!

Art drove his 1993 white Geo Metro on the autobahn. It took him 3 weeks to get from Frankfurt to Munich.

His portrayal of a late night radio talk show host. What an act!

Drudge attains rigor mortis watching Tom Brady play football.

Art tried to land his Cessna in Tiananmen Square, but he couldn’t pronounce it.

“Permission to land in Tiamat...Tenement...Tiara...aw, hell...”

Instead, he was rerouted to land in brown circle (Tahmmy’s “forbidden city”). Squirt! Squirt!

“Coming in low and fast for a hard landing” (just how Jorch likes it).

“Bring that throttle up! Oh yeahhhhhh...that’s it. Lift your nose a bit...”

JORCH: Let’s go to the phonies...

TAHMMY: To calls?

JORCH: No, to our guests.

It's rumored at the time of his passing Art was working on his book......

The Pahrump Archepelago

Hahahahahahahahaaha

Jorch has a case of Guestus Interuptus tonight

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