George Noory

Jorch was recently detained in Echo Park for "revealing his sauces" to passersby.

The following conversation occurred with his lawyer:

Lawyer: If you cooperate, I think I can get you off

Jorch: Later. Let's get this legal stuff out of the way first....

Lawyer: I mean, I'm going over your briefs and I think....

Jorch: My my. You are a frisky one. First things first, handsome....

Lawyer: No, Mr Noory, I'm trying to avoid a stiff sentence

Jorch: Is that longer than a hard word?

Lawyer: Mr Noory, the best outcome is that we get the suit dropped

Jorch: (enthusiastically) You betcha. But what about this legal matter?

Lawyer: (frustrated) Mr Noory, I have no alternative but to withdraw

Jorch: What the? Not even a cigarette? Or I'll call you?

Lawyer: Mr Noory, I don't think you understand what could happen if you get a hard judge....

Jorch: (openly drooling from the mouth now and fantastizing about "approaching the bench" from below)

The lawyer leaves

Jorch has removed all the fat from his diet.

Tahhmmeeee's moved out.

Orly TAINT

Pecker Daventwink

Jorch is baking a special "Epstein cake" for Stoned Roger.

(An Epstein cake; when you light the candles out pops HRC and strangles you with your own bedsheet or shoelaces, your choice.... )

Jorch's guest tonight; a medium who claims to be in touch with the spirit guide of another famous lardass talk show host.

Yep, that's right, it's the Phantom Of The Oprah show....

Open loins

Tonight on Coast, Jorch analyses the latest royal rumpus; ie England's Prince Andrew dumps load of BS on BBC interviewer but can't recall dumping load in underage sex slave at Epstein mansion.

Jorch's "penetrating" analysis?

"Ewwwwwww. Sex with a female.... "

They're the gateway to the NooryPortal....

Jorch checked into a cheap hotel anonymously under the name Christine Blasey-Chevy.

^ BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA ^

I believe other guests complained about Christine/Jorch honking their horn into the wee hours....

Jorch is baking a special "Epstein cake" for Stoned Roger.

(An Epstein cake; when you light the candles out pops HRC and strangles you with your own bedsheet or shoelaces, your choice.... )

Jorch's guest tonight; a medium who claims to be in touch with the spirit guide of another famous lardass talk show host.

Yep, that's right, it's the Phantom Of The Oprah show....

To this day Art is the only person in the Air Force to land a desk on the USS Enterprise .

Art bangs loudly on the front door of the QASR AL WATAN Palace and when it opens yells inside

"WHO ORDERED THE PULLED PORK?"

Art is a student of the great indian mystic

RamMED DAss

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