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Jarches CB handle is Diesel starfish. He drives the big KW
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Jorch wears a thong driving his big-rig. On the cock-cage it says Peterbilt.
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And Jorch has a tramp stamp just above his ass crack that says Built For Peter with an arrow pointing down.
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^ bwahahahaha ^

True.

In fact, during his Navy service Jorch's cavernous clacker was used to train cave divers....
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Jorch still longs for the Navy life.

Sometimes he and Big Tahhmmeeee check into motels under the names Roger the Cabin Boy and Seaman Staines....

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With the massive influence of Chinese shipping companies like COSCO and Hanjin doing business in the U.S., Jorch thought it wise to adjust his CB handle accordingly. You can now hear him riding through the night under the name Manchu Dong.
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Singing along, at the top of his voice, to his own re-working of the CW McCall classic; new chorus "Looks Like We've Got Ourselves A Gangbang"
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Jorch's GRINDR Profile lists his hobbies as figging, felching, fisting and sneaking up behind farm animals (slow moving preferred)

He's listed under his Lebanese birthname; Malestia Arzov....

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In case of alien abduction, Jorch has a medical alert pendant that specifically demands the anal probe....

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Jarches CB handle is Diesel starfish. He drives the big KW
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77263126


Jorch wears a thong driving his big-rig. On the cock-cage it says Peterbilt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73877333


And Jorch has a tramp stamp just above his ass crack that says Built For Peter with an arrow pointing down.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73877333


^ bwahahahaha ^

True.

In fact, during his Navy service Jorch's cavernous clacker was used to train cave divers....
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


Hahahahahahahahahmgdkgdkhdif
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Jorch still longs for the Navy life.

Sometimes he and Big Tahhmmeeee check into motels under the names Roger the Cabin Boy and Seaman Staines....
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cruise
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Jorch's GRINDR Profile lists his hobbies as figging, felching, fisting and sneaking up behind farm animals (slow preferred)....

He's listed under his Lebanese birthname; Malestia Arzov....
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lmao
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In case of alien abduction, Jorch has a medical alert pendant that specifically demands the anal probe....

ufo56

s226
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1rof11rof11rof1
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Jorch is a member of the Pep Boys — Hanny, Blow, and Jackoff.
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Jorch is a member of the Pep Boys — Hanny, Blow, and Jackoff.
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rofllolsign

He was also a founder member of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Well Hung.... an early, less successful, version of CSN&Y.

They had a modest hit with the highly provocative; "Breach Your Children".

Jorch was chucked out of the band when it was discovered he'd been wearing a nightstick down his jeans on stage....
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Jorch is a member of the Pep Boys — Hanny, Blow, and Jackoff.
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rofllolsign

He was also a founder member of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Well Hung.... an early, less successful, version of CSN&Y.

They had a modest hit with the highly provocative; "Breach Your Children".

Jorch was chucked out of the band when it was discovered he'd been wearing a nightstick down his jeans on stage....
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cruisehahahahahahaah
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So I guess Richard Syrup is hosting tonight?
That smooth drippy pancake covering voice.
"Pull up a stool!"
Odd choice of words after a week of Noori shit shows.
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01/04/2020 12:34 PM
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So I guess Richard Syrup is hosting tonight?
That smooth drippy pancake covering voice.
"Pull up a stool!"
Odd choice of words after a week of Noori shit shows.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

laugh
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01/04/2020 12:38 PM
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TAHMMY: How was your vacation to England, George?

JORCH: Oh Tom, it was the best! I had some spotted dick over there.

TAHMMY: You don’t say.

JORCH: Yeah. I also tried some of that English pudding.



VERSION 2....

TAHMMY: How was your vacation to England, George?

JORCH: Oh Tom, it was the best! I got spotted dick over there.

TAHMMY: Don’t worry, penicillin will clear that right up.
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So I guess Richard Syrup is hosting tonight?
That smooth drippy pancake covering voice.
"Pull up a stool!"
Odd choice of words after a week of Noori shit shows.
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Cum inside. Hang your coat on a peg. Pull up a stool.

I guess it beats his original intro that theCoast producers made him change...

“Come in. Bend over and get pegged in your stool.”
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So I guess Richard Syrup is hosting tonight?
That smooth drippy pancake covering voice.
"Pull up a stool!"
Odd choice of words after a week of Noori shit shows.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46275206


Cum inside. Hang your coat on a peg. Pull up a stool.

I guess it beats his original intro that theCoast producers made him change...

“Come in. Bend over and get pegged in your stool.”
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“You’re among friends..” That’s what they all say after the Cosby date-rape drug starts to take effect on their victim.
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Jorch rushed down to the local Lebanese restaurant after he heard they were offering 50% for pita bread.

Disappointment set in after Jorch ordered and ate an entire meal and said, “Ok, I’ll use my discount now.”

“But you didn’t order any pita bread, sir,” exclaimed the waiter.

Pita bread? I thought it was 50% off for having penis breath!?!”
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01/04/2020 12:53 PM
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Well, you have to give Richard Syrup his due.

His own radio show is miles ahead of Noory's broken down circus.

[link to podbay.fm (secure)]

He has some interesting shows to download for free.

Check out "Phone calls from the dead".

I wonder if that includes calls from Coast?
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Yet another photo of Tom Brady on Drudge. Jeezus.
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Well, you have to give Richard Syrup his due.

His own radio show is miles ahead of Noory's broken down circus.

[link to podbay.fm (secure)]

He has some interesting shows to download for free.

Check out "Phone calls from the dead".

I wonder if that includes calls from Coast?
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cruise1rof1lollmaorofllaughlolsignlolatu
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Yet another photo of Tom Brady on Drudge. Jeezus.
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Brady is going down tonight. OH and he is playing in the Wild Card Game.
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Yet another photo of Tom Brady on Drudge. Jeezus.
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Brady is going down tonight. OH and he is playing in the Wild Card Game.
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Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
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I think Tom Brady drew in arched eyebrows. Look!!

Giselle’s got him looking like a (gay) model already.
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I think Tom Brady drew in arched eyebrows. Look!!

Giselle’s got him looking like a (gay) model already.
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She calls Tom "Peggy"
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I think Tom Brady drew in arched eyebrows. Look!!

Giselle’s got him looking like a (gay) model already.
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She calls Tom "Peggy"
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LOLOLOLOLOL
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I think Tom Brady drew in arched eyebrows. Look!!

Giselle’s got him looking like a (gay) model already.
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She calls Tom "Peggy"
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LOLOLOLOLOL
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Jorch is always striving to improve himself.

In 2020 he plans to follow the lead of astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson by working on Black Holes.

deGrasse Tyson will be conducting research at the Hayden Planetarium at the Rose Center for Earth and Space in NYC.

Jorch will be punching Black Holes in Compton....



sideways sideways sideways sideways sideways sideways sideways

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Whenever he sees a picture of Tom Brady, Jorch is always the first down....



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In going through Jorch's trash over the holidays i found a receipt for Tahmmy's Christmas gift....

[link to www.rageon.com (secure)]

it was worth the search to find this but i got soaked in this weird, white gooey substance....





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