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George Noory

 
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George really didn't burn his throat on a pizza roll.

Tahmee wanted to drive George's Lincoln Navigator, so a playful George let him.

As they cruised the strip, George slid down and began blowing Tahmee.

It was such a rush that Tahmee didn't pay attention and hit a pothole, poking George in the back of his throat with his pecker.

George gasped and Tahmee blew his nuts and George aspirated a hot wad of cum.

Noory blew out his voice ralphing up the jizz at a curbside hamburger stand as tr*nnies and truckers looked on.


True story.
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^ Testify, brother! ^

To this day, privately Jorch refers to the incident as his Saturday Night Sound Check....
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lolsign
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Hmmmm
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01/16/2020 04:18 AM
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JORCH: Sorry I’m late. On the way to work I blew a tranni.

TAHMM: AAA took a long time to arrive, eh?

JORCH: No, the tranni took a long time to c u m.
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01/16/2020 04:47 AM
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JORCH: Sorry I’m late. On the way to work I blew a tranni.

TAHMM: AAA took a long time to arrive, eh?

JORCH: No, the tranni took a long time to c u m.
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rofl
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01/16/2020 04:53 AM
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One hour into a 12 hour flight to Manila Art walks out of the Lav and proclaims " shitters full"
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01/16/2020 04:15 PM
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One hour into a 12 hour flight to Manila Art walks out of the Lav and proclaims " shitters full"
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cruisehahahahahahahahahahahaah
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01/16/2020 07:43 PM
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George Ralph Noory is broke.
He's a problem gambler.

That's why half of St. Louis sued him.

And why he has no friends or family around.

Remember the story George Noory told about a young guy at a radio station.
He was getting laid off.
So George collected cash from the staff for a gift.

A guitar the kid had talked about.

George had the money but he thought he could borrow it to double it on a sure bet.

He lost.

The kid never got his gift.

And George Noory told the story as if HE was the victim.
He's a piece of human shit.
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01/16/2020 07:48 PM
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And George is a first class moron.

George the biologist:

"I WONDER if you put a baby in a box, with no light, and spray it with cold water, and treat it badly, will it grow into a MEAN baby?"

Grow a mean baby.....


This from George Ralph "babies come from under cabbage leaves" Noory!

I suppose it is to be expected.
Since he unloads his pecker in tr*nny bottoms or Tahmee's mouth.

As for "his" kids, George never noticed his wife had the same mailman no matter where they moved....
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01/16/2020 08:04 PM
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George is still threatening to start his own interactive YouTube channel.

George's YouTube will feature such scintalating insights into his character like "clipping coupons" for bargain footwear and shopping for a headstone with auntie Maude.

And every Thursday we walk on the wild side as George indulges his schweet tooth with his favorite Turkish Delight, made in the Detroit no go Muslim district!

"That's real beet root flavor!" he crows!
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01/17/2020 02:30 AM
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George Ralph Noory is broke.
He's a problem gambler.

That's why half of St. Louis sued him.

And why he has no friends or family around.

Remember the story George Noory told about a young guy at a radio station.
He was getting laid off.
So George collected cash from the staff for a gift.

A guitar the kid had talked about.

George had the money but he thought he could borrow it to double it on a sure bet.

He lost.

The kid never got his gift.

And George Noory told the story as if HE was the victim.
He's a piece of human shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44051417


epiclol
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And George is a first class moron.

George the biologist:

"I WONDER if you put a baby in a box, with no light, and spray it with cold water, and treat it badly, will it grow into a MEAN baby?"

Grow a mean baby.....


This from George Ralph "babies come from under cabbage leaves" Noory!

I suppose it is to be expected.
Since he unloads his pecker in tr*nny bottoms or Tahmee's mouth.

As for "his" kids, George never noticed his wife had the same mailman no matter where they moved....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44051417


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
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George is still threatening to start his own interactive YouTube channel.

George's YouTube will feature such scintalating insights into his character like "clipping coupons" for bargain footwear and shopping for a headstone with auntie Maude.

And every Thursday we walk on the wild side as George indulges his schweet tooth with his favorite Turkish Delight, made in the Detroit no go Muslim district!

"That's real beet root flavor!" he crows!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44051417


rofl1rof1rofl1rof1rofl1rof1rofl1rof1rofl
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01/17/2020 04:00 AM
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hey folks buttpumper Tom here
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01/17/2020 04:18 AM
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this caller id the laughing trucker.
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01/17/2020 04:29 AM
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Tom Waits

But Jorch prematurely ejaculates....
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01/17/2020 05:01 AM
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Tom Waits

But Jorch prematurely ejaculates....
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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01/17/2020 05:02 AM
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hey folks buttpumper Tom here
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cruisecruisecruise
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01/19/2020 12:50 AM
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Jorch’s email: [email protected]
4th Mesa

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01/19/2020 04:21 AM
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Jorch and Big Tahhmmeeee are enjoying a new sex game they call Challenger.

They blast off then destroy each other's O-rings....



bananasex
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01/19/2020 04:22 AM
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Jorch’s email: [email protected]
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^bwahahahaha^

Screen name; Heywood Jablomey

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Jorch and Big Tahhmmeeee are enjoying a new sex game they call Challenger.

They blast off then destroy each other's O-rings....



bananasex
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Hahahahahahahahahagsisitsifsuflguduf

cruise1rof1lollmaorofllaughlolsignlolatu

rofl5
epiclol
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01/19/2020 09:51 AM
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Jorch and Big Tahhmmeeee are enjoying a new sex game they call Challenger.

They blast off then destroy each other's O-rings....



bananasex
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


rofllmaorofllmaorofllmaorofl
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ANOTHER Garoppolo photo on Drudge’s headlines page.

The Super Bowl’s in Miami this year. Right in Drudge’s “backyard”. (Squirt! Squirt).
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01/19/2020 09:15 PM
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ANOTHER Garoppolo photo on Drudge’s headlines page.

The Super Bowl’s in Miami this year. Right in Drudge’s “backyard”. (Squirt! Squirt).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73964182


roflroflroflrofl



Matt Fudge(packer)
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01/19/2020 09:19 PM
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Alone, naked & oiled in his mirror-lined, perfumed, purple-hued boudoir, Jorch wacks it ever more resolutely every time we edge -- pun intended -- closer to 750 pages....



TBL-illumdance
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ANOTHER Garoppolo photo on Drudge’s headlines page.

The Super Bowl’s in Miami this year. Right in Drudge’s “backyard”. (Squirt! Squirt).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73964182


roflroflroflrofl



Matt Fudge(packer)
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


LOLOLOLOOOL
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Alone, naked & oiled in his mirror-lined, perfumed, purple-hued boudoir, Jorch wacks it ever more resolutely every time we edge -- pun intended -- closer to 750 pages....



TBL-illumdance
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


laughhahahahahahaha
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01/20/2020 11:49 PM
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Great thread!
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01/21/2020 12:20 AM
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Jorch is on a new environmentalist kick.

He's demanded Big Tahhmmeeee stop swallowing "tadpoles" down at their local adult movie theatre....
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Jorch is on a new environmentalist kick.

He's demanded Big Tahhmmeeee stop swallowing "tadpoles" down at their local adult movie theatre....
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


LOLOLOLhahahahaLOLOLOLhahahaha!!!
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Enter in Rear” — sign outside Ram Dass’s ashram.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

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