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George Noory

 
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Jorch is tossing Tahmmy’s salad and adding his signature topping — fumunda cheese.
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

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Jorch is tossing Tahmmy’s salad and adding his signature topping — fumunda cheese.
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rofl tonight we tackle climate change
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After the show Jarch and Dudholster are gonna visit Punchy's donuts for a few holes.



..and they may get some donuts also.
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Jorch is tossing Tahmmy’s salad and adding his signature topping — fumunda cheese.
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^bwahahahahaha^

And here's me thinking Jorch's favourite cheese was dick cheese....
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After the show Jarch and Dudholster are gonna visit Punchy's donuts for a few holes.



..and they may get some donuts also.
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^ this. oh yes! this ^
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Jorch has the biggest crush on cosmology egghead, Michio Kaku.

MK: ".... (bla bla bla sciencey Mcscience Face) and so we can settle once and for all the question of whether there's life in the solar system with a mission to Mars".

Jorch (gazing longingly at the great man of science): "what about a probe to Uranus?"



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Clit Eatswood
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After the show Jarch and Dudholster are gonna visit Punchy's donuts for a few holes.



..and they may get some donuts also.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78310289


cruise1rof1lollmaorofllaughlolsignlolatu
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
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Jorch is tossing Tahmmy’s salad and adding his signature topping — fumunda cheese.
 Quoting: Just the Tip


^bwahahahahaha^

And here's me thinking Jorch's favourite cheese was dick cheese....
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


LOL!!!!!’
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
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epiclol
epiclol
epiclol
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
Just the Tip

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Jorch has the biggest crush on cosmology egghead, Michio Kaku.

MK: ".... (bla bla bla sciencey Mcscience Face) and so we can settle once and for all the question of whether there's life in the solar system with a mission to Mars".

Jorch (gazing longingly at the great man of science): "what about a probe to Uranus?"


s226s226s226s226s226s226s226
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


Hahahahahahahshahshaha!!!!

rofl1rof1rofl1rof1rofl1rof1rofl1rof1rofl
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
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Jorch attributes his good health to eating canned dog food for the past 40 years. It also gives his mustache a shiny luster.
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
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While shopping at the local Jewish market, Jorch becomes confused when he goes to the counter to pay for his items and sees a jar that says “Tips”.
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
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ART: “Look, I’m not a prophet.”

JORCH: “I’m not a sentient being.”
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
Just the Tip

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Jorch goes golfing and forgets to bring a bag to hold his clubs. Faithful producer Tom steps up to help. Tom does a headstand on a dolly with his legs spread and inserts woods and irons up his kiester. Jorch wheels faithful Tom around the green, stopping occasionally to select a wood from Tom’s brown.
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
Just the Tip

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On his online profile, Jorch lists one of his favorite pastimes as “tongue-punching a fart box”.
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
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AR-17, wut? thwak
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Art was in Saigon on the last helicopter out before the fall of the U.S. embassy to the NVA. The year was 1973.

The embassy grounds were swarming with thousands of South Vietnamese, desperate to evacuate their country to escape their inevitable slaughter at the hands of the bloodthirsty communists.

As Art’s helicopter lifted off the embassy roof for the flight to a waiting troop transport ship off the coast, Art — ever the humanitarian — convinced the pilot to loop back around to the embassy. As the helicopter slowly lowered, then hovered 100 feet above the embassy grounds, Art leaned out of the side door putting one foot on the skid, with one hand holding a grab bar and in the other hand a megaphone. After instructing the pilot to steady the UH-61 “Huey” chopper, Art addressed the curiously expectant crowd below through his megaphone...

ART: “Guess what? I just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!”

Then Art signals the pilot to fly off.
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
Just the Tip

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The only action Jorch saw in the service was in the latrine.
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
Just the Tip

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TAHMMY: Hey George, wanna catch a game this weekend?

JORCH: Can’t. My unit got called up.

TAHMMY: I didn’t know you were still in the military. I thought you got discharged.

JORCH: I’m hopin’!

(Squirt! Squirt! Squirt! Squirt!)
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
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Things are getting so bad Noori is doing his own commercials for marginal advertisers.

"When producer Tahmee Danheiser's needs a new suit he heads over to the Sweaty Chin!
Great looking clothes for the morbidly obese or moderately beached!
The stock market is up and Tahmee's tummy hangs down, so what's he gonna wear to Arby's?
A stylish body tarp from The Sweaty Chin of course!
And that's genuine hand stitching on the seam."
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Jorch supplements his Coast to Coast salary with porch piracy. Quite the Renaissance Man.
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
Just the Tip

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Things are getting so bad Noori is doing his own commercials for marginal advertisers.

"When producer Tahmee Danheiser's needs a new suit he heads over to the Sweaty Chin!
Great looking clothes for the morbidly obese or moderately beached!
The stock market is up and Tahmee's tummy hangs down, so what's he gonna wear to Arby's?
A stylish body tarp from The Sweaty Chin of course!
And that's genuine hand stitching on the seam."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46275206


HAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHAHAHAHA!!! Just spit out my Florida Grade A orange juice.

cruise1rof1lollmaorofllaughlolsignlolatu
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
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Jorch attributes his good health to eating canned dog food for the past 40 years. It also gives his mustache a shiny luster.
 Quoting: Just the Tip


While shopping at the local Jewish market, Jorch becomes confused when he goes to the counter to pay for his items and sees a jar that says “Tips”.
 Quoting: Just the Tip


ART: “Look, I’m not a prophet.”

JORCH: “I’m not a sentient being.”
 Quoting: Just the Tip


Jorch goes golfing and forgets to bring a bag to hold his clubs. Faithful producer Tom steps up to help. Tom does a headstand on a dolly with his legs spread and inserts woods and irons up his kiester. Jorch wheels faithful Tom around the green, stopping occasionally to select a wood from Tom’s brown.
 Quoting: Just the Tip


On his online profile, Jorch lists one of his favorite pastimes as “tongue-punching a fart box”.
 Quoting: Just the Tip


The only action Jorch saw in the service was in the latrine.
 Quoting: Just the Tip


TAHMMY: Hey George, wanna catch a game this weekend?

JORCH: Can’t. My unit got called up.

TAHMMY: I didn’t know you were still in the military. I thought you got discharged.

JORCH: I’m hopin’!

(Squirt! Squirt! Squirt! Squirt!)
 Quoting: Just the Tip


Things are getting so bad Noori is doing his own commercials for marginal advertisers.

"When producer Tahmee Danheiser's needs a new suit he heads over to the Sweaty Chin!
Great looking clothes for the morbidly obese or moderately beached!
The stock market is up and Tahmee's tummy hangs down, so what's he gonna wear to Arby's?
A stylish body tarp from The Sweaty Chin of course!
And that's genuine hand stitching on the seam."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46275206


Jorch supplements his Coast to Coast salary with porch piracy. Quite the Renaissance Man.
 Quoting: Just the Tip

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Art was in Saigon on the last helicopter out before the fall of the U.S. embassy to the NVA. The year was 1973.

The embassy grounds were swarming with thousands of South Vietnamese, desperate to evacuate their country to escape their inevitable slaughter at the hands of the bloodthirsty communists.

As Art’s helicopter lifted off the embassy roof for the flight to a waiting troop transport ship off the coast, Art — ever the humanitarian — convinced the pilot to loop back around to the embassy. As the helicopter slowly lowered, then hovered 100 feet above the embassy grounds, Art leaned out of the side door putting one foot on the skid, with one hand holding a grab bar and in the other hand a megaphone. After instructing the pilot to steady the UH-61 “Huey” chopper, Art addressed the curiously expectant crowd below through his megaphone...

ART: “Guess what? I just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!”

Then Art signals the pilot to fly off.
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Things are getting so bad Noori is doing his own commercials for marginal advertisers.

"When producer Tahmee Danheiser's needs a new suit he heads over to the Sweaty Chin!
Great looking clothes for the morbidly obese or moderately beached!
The stock market is up and Tahmee's tummy hangs down, so what's he gonna wear to Arby's?
A stylish body tarp from The Sweaty Chin of course!
And that's genuine hand stitching on the seam."
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^absolutely loved this one^
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Art was in Saigon on the last helicopter out before the fall of the U.S. embassy to the NVA. The year was 1973.

The embassy grounds were swarming with thousands of South Vietnamese, desperate to evacuate their country to escape their inevitable slaughter at the hands of the bloodthirsty communists.

As Art’s helicopter lifted off the embassy roof for the flight to a waiting troop transport ship off the coast, Art — ever the humanitarian — convinced the pilot to loop back around to the embassy. As the helicopter slowly lowered, then hovered 100 feet above the embassy grounds, Art leaned out of the side door putting one foot on the skid, with one hand holding a grab bar and in the other hand a megaphone. After instructing the pilot to steady the UH-61 “Huey” chopper, Art addressed the curiously expectant crowd below through his megaphone...

ART: “Guess what? I just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!”

Then Art signals the pilot to fly off.
 Quoting: Just the Tip


rofllmaorofllmaorofl Classic Roastrofllmaorofllmaorofl
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^ I concur! :) beautiful work. does Jorch deserve all this "love" from us? ^
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Neil Peart is DEAD? WTF!!!!! I HATE 2020!!!!!!



I HATE COAST TO COAST EVEN MORE NOW !
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HE WAS PUTTING THAT INTERVIEW TOGETHER FOR OVER TEN FUCKN YEARS...GREAT JOB SNOORY! WHAT ..12 YEARS...OR SINCE HE COME ON..SOMEONE ASKED/BEGGED HIM TO DO AN INTERVIEW WITH NEIL PEART!! FUCKED THAT ONE UP SNOORY..OVER A COCKSUCKIN DECADE!
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Jorch attributes his good health to eating canned dog food for the past 40 years. It also gives his mustache a shiny luster.
 Quoting: Just the Tip


While shopping at the local Jewish market, Jorch becomes confused when he goes to the counter to pay for his items and sees a jar that says “Tips”.
 Quoting: Just the Tip


ART: “Look, I’m not a prophet.”

JORCH: “I’m not a sentient being.”
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Jorch goes golfing and forgets to bring a bag to hold his clubs. Faithful producer Tom steps up to help. Tom does a headstand on a dolly with his legs spread and inserts woods and irons up his kiester. Jorch wheels faithful Tom around the green, stopping occasionally to select a wood from Tom’s brown.
 Quoting: Just the Tip


On his online profile, Jorch lists one of his favorite pastimes as “tongue-punching a fart box”.
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The only action Jorch saw in the service was in the latrine.
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TAHMMY: Hey George, wanna catch a game this weekend?

JORCH: Can’t. My unit got called up.

TAHMMY: I didn’t know you were still in the military. I thought you got discharged.

JORCH: I’m hopin’!

(Squirt! Squirt! Squirt! Squirt!)
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Things are getting so bad Noori is doing his own commercials for marginal advertisers.

"When producer Tahmee Danheiser's needs a new suit he heads over to the Sweaty Chin!
Great looking clothes for the morbidly obese or moderately beached!
The stock market is up and Tahmee's tummy hangs down, so what's he gonna wear to Arby's?
A stylish body tarp from The Sweaty Chin of course!
And that's genuine hand stitching on the seam."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46275206


Jorch supplements his Coast to Coast salary with porch piracy. Quite the Renaissance Man.
 Quoting: Just the Tip

rofllmaorofllmao
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^ awesome contributions, Mr Tip !!!! ^
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On his online profile, Jorch lists one of his favorite pastimes as “tongue-punching a fart box”.
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^bwahahahahahaha^

And his greatest accomplishment?
He lists that as "supporting" Anthony Weiner in his 2013 bid for Mayor of NYC.
Thanks to Jorch's brilliant strategies, Weiner secured less than 5% of the vote.

Before Jorch's intervention he was on 65%.

Said Jorch; "I've been trying to pump up a weiner my whole life. It always ends the same. Lower than when I started."

"But hey, I still made a good fist of it."




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