George Noory

Jorch's drag alter ego is a screeching foul-mouthed harridan, Phallus Driller....





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[email protected] never mind! Lol

Punxsutawney Jorch saw a shadow approach the gloryhole, indicating he will be gobbling lots of nob.

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Jorch checks into the no-tell motel under the name Dick Sunbalz.

Jorch just ordered a nothing burger with “special sauce”. (Squirt! Squirt!)

George's nom de plume: Heinous Anus?

^ beautiful work, as always, Mr Tip :) ^

Just two clarifications;

1/ I believe the names Jorch and Big Tahhmmeeee generally use to check in at Dick's Halfway Inn are Moe Lester and Chubby Cox

2/ Re burgers -- Jorch's latest trick is to poke The Dongholster's limp limpid mine through two slices of bread, then chow down, while slobbering; "is this Vegan?"

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In the 2020 Election Campaign, Jorch is rooting for Mayor Pete.

He's not voting for him, just rooting for him 'cos the candidate's too tired after a day on the hustings....

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Kirk Douglas died today so in honor of his passing Jarche will say he loved watching him on Sea Hunt.

C. Cunt — Jorch’s nom de plume.

Jorche registers at the no tell motel as Gavrilo Principe .

Lol

Seth Sleestak

Meat & greet (squirt! squirt! squirt! squirt!)

Jorch enjoys traveling. What he likes best is sampling the street meat in foreign countries. He also enjoy eating the cuisine of different cultures.

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Jorch had to cancel out tonight. He got his mustache caught in a cuisinart.

Someone call in and say, “Nice haircut, Seth (chuckle).”

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Ed Dames, Seth Shostok, Richard Hoagland...

Hair2HairAM

Yuri Milner LOL!! Ah yes...Milner, a typical Russian surname. ROFL!!! Guess which day of the week he worships on? Oy gevalt!

^this! oh yes! this!^

After watching the SOTU address Jorch demanded Tahhmm Danglewiser ring the White House and get him awarded a Medal Of Freedom like his idol, Flush Libsmore....