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George Noory

 
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Art taught Ledbelly how to play.

Jorch taught Semenbelly how to swallow.
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

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Jorch cast his ballot in Dicksville Snatch, New Hampshire earlier tonight.
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
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Jorch’s license plate says COVFEFE69.

Last Edited by Just the Tip on 02/11/2020 09:28 AM
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
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Just Art’s tip
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What the hell is a “machine empath”?! This week’s topics are the worst ever on C2C.
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Jorch cast his ballot in Dicksville Snatch, New Hampshire earlier tonight.
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And a week ago he was in Gobbler’s Knob.
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Jorch cast his ballot in Dicksville Snatch, New Hampshire earlier tonight.
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And a week ago he was in Gobbler’s Knob.
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Correction: A week ago he was gobbling knob.
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Jorch gobbled his way to the top.
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Art flew a desk in Vietnam. 53 sorties over the Xerox machine.
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Jorch is set to render a pardon to Tahmmy D. For not swallowing.
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Neil Peart is DEAD? WTF!!!!! I HATE 2020!!!!!!



I HATE COAST TO COAST EVEN MORE NOW !
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HE WAS PUTTING THAT INTERVIEW TOGETHER FOR OVER TEN FUCKN YEARS...GREAT JOB SNOORY! WHAT ..12 YEARS...OR SINCE HE COME ON..SOMEONE ASKED/BEGGED HIM TO DO AN INTERVIEW WITH NEIL PEART!! FUCKED THAT ONE UP SNOORY..OVER A COCKSUCKIN DECADE!
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Art faked his death and is working as a xeriscaper in Henderson, NV.
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HE WAS PUTTING THAT INTERVIEW TOGETHER FOR OVER TEN FUCKN YEARS...GREAT JOB SNOORY! WHAT ..12 YEARS...OR SINCE HE COME ON..SOMEONE ASKED/BEGGED HIM TO DO AN INTERVIEW WITH NEIL PEART!! FUCKED THAT ONE UP SNOORY..OVER A COCKSUCKIN DECADE!
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That you, Weinrib?
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Jorch does an enormous, $300 grocery shopping at Whole Foods — organic meats, vegetables, soup, fine delicacies from the deli, several decadent desserts. He loads all the bags into his car and immediately drives to skid row in Los Angeles. He slows his car to a crawl, rolls down his window as he approaches the biggest homeless encampments in the city, raises a bullhorn to his mouth, and exclaims, “Guess what? I just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!” Then he rolls up his window and peels out in his jet black Lincoln Navigator with license plate: BORN269
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Does Jorch still do the show standing up?

Or does he bend it over?
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Jorch — dressed in a fancy suit with a professional white lab coat over it, with a stethoscope around his neck, and carrying a doctor’s bag — visits the huge hospital they just built for coronavirus patients in Wuhan, China. He knocks on the front door. Excited, expectant, desperate faces are seen glued to the window with hopes of a cure or at least some relief. Jorch promptly leans up to the door, cups his hands over his mouth, and yells, “Guess what? I just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!” He then drives off in his car with license plate: GNRLTSO69
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Jorch visits a refugee camp in...oh, never mind!
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George wanted to give something back to the community, so he harkened back to the days of yore, when he was an assistant baseball coach.

He applied for a position as head coach with a pee wee baseball team.

Everything looked good. He had a name some people recognized, he understood the rudiments of the game and it wasn't very demanding of his time. Just weekends for a few months this summer.

Where things went sideways was in the interview.

George Ralph Noory's habit of speaking like a retarded epileptic on a hay ride gone wrong was right on cue:

"I look forward to signing all the kids' balls!"

"I feel it's important to teach young boys how to choke up on my bat."

"OH, I've been in the minors!"

"The court said I shouldn't be here."
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George wanted to give something back to the community, so he harkened back to the days of yore, when he was an assistant baseball coach.

He applied for a position as head coach with a pee wee baseball team.

Everything looked good. He had a name some people recognized, he understood the rudiments of the game and it wasn't very demanding of his time. Just weekends for a few months this summer.

Where things went sideways was in the interview.

George Ralph Noory's habit of speaking like a retarded epileptic on a hay ride gone wrong was right on cue:

"I look forward to signing all the kids' balls!"

"I feel it's important to teach young boys how to choke up on my bat."

"OH, I've been in the minors!"

"The court said I shouldn't be here."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2669436


cruisewuflucruisewuflucruisewuflucruisewuflucruisewuflu
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
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One of Tahmmy's BMs washed up on a Scottish shore after a storm.


Neil would of hung up on Jarch after 30 seconds. rofl

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Rosendahl and Gilda Stern Are Dead

No one at the Myocardial Bridge

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Jorch plans to ejaculate down onto waiting crowds from atop the giant advertising screen in Times Square when this thread reaches 750 pages....
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Black Monk of Pumpathtrak !


25 years of pecker daventwink oh glory be.

"why is Valentine's day associated with the Heart "

George R. Noory 2020

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One of Tahmmy's BMs washed up on a Scottish shore after a storm.


Neil would of hung up on Jarch after 30 seconds. rofl
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HahahahahahaahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
Just the Tip

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Jorch plans to ejaculate down onto waiting crowds from atop the giant advertising screen in Times Square when this thread reaches 750 pages....
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOLOL!!!!!
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
Just the Tip

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Black Monk of Pumpathtrak !


25 years of pecker daventwink oh glory be.

"why is Valentine's day associated with the Heart "

George R. Noory 2020
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lmaolmaolmao

In Jorch’s case, it’s associated with the prostate.

Jorch thinks V-J Day is when the vaj is worshipped.
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
Just the Tip

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Art taught Ledbelly how to play.

Jorch taught Semenbelly how to swallow.
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
Just the Tip

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Black Monk of Pumpathtrak !


25 years of pecker daventwink oh glory be.

"why is Valentine's day associated with the Heart "

George R. Noory 2020
 Quoting: SugarBelly


Jorch got a “B” at the gloryhole. “A” for effort, but his push-broom mustache kept tickling the Johns into giggle fits.

Last Edited by Just the Tip on 02/14/2020 03:32 AM
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
Just the Tip

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*A man with no arms or legs hanging on the wall = “Art”

*A man with no arms or legs in front of a door = “Matt”

*A man with no arms or legs in shallow water = “Wade”

*A man with no arms or legs in deep water = “Bob”

*A man with no brain sitting behind a nationally-syndicated radio broadcast microphone = “George Noory”
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
Just the Tip

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Jorch is giving Tahmmy “communion”.
Kvetch and release.

Learn to code!

NASA Apollo astronauts couldn’t have passed through Van Allen’s Belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Enlightenment will never be anything but the fruit of your own loom.

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and doll. You may now inflate the bride to 100 psi.

“Sho’ do look like rain today. Take yo’ bag, suh?”

Wildebeests are fake gnus.

“Be Here Now” — tramp-stamp on Ram Dass with an arrow pointing down.

Little known Emperors of ancient China...
*Manchu Dong — Quir Dynasty.
*So Su Mi — Jiu Dynasty.
*Mi Hung Hai — All dynasties.

Confucius say: Man with broken arm not funny, but humerus.

9/11 was an onside kick.

“Take this, and eat of me.” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

Gen. 3:22

Relieve and release.

“What is Aleppo?”

Brought to you by The Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil.
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Newly released footage of Jorch's 2004 arrest after cruising East L.A. for some fresh boy meat.
We see him here desperately attempting to "hablar" his way out of his arrest...
Luckily Dick Hoagie covered for him on C2C that night and we all learned about the abandoned Starbucks on Mars!






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