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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders. And a thong.
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Newly released footage of Jorch's 2004 arrest after cruising East L.A. for some fresh boy meat.
We see him here desperately attempting to "hablar" his way out of his arrest...
Luckily Dick Hoagie covered for him on C2C that night and we all learned about the abandoned Starbucks on Mars!


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We're just trying to save lives.... J.Santos
Just look at us. Everything is backwards. Everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge, governments destroy freedom, the major media destroy information, and religion destroys spirituality. Michael Ellner
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There's frost on the graves and the monuments
But the taverns are warm in town
People curse the government
And shovel hot food down

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We're just trying to save lives.... J.Santos
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Hahahahahahahhahaha
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The title of Ram Dass’s best-selling book “Be Here Now” is tattooed on Jorch’s lower back with an arrow pointing down to his asscrack.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders. And a thong.
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Norry heard you can get Corona virus through seaman. He does not wear a mask on his face. He fashioned a belt where he has a mask over his crack and over his front lump.
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NEW Nooryism...

Tommy: "What if they drained the oceans? What would they find?"

George: "Wallets."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1219584


Did anybody hear George Noory interview Jesse Ventura and tried to bait Ventura into comment about Mrs. Clinton's health? The classy Ventura didn't take the bait, "I don't comment on peoples health!"

George Noory is nothing but a hound dog, salamander eyed, snot dripping, gunk drooling, hair lipped, barking pig hoved cat a whompin' beer belching pussy prong.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Just look at us. Everything is backwards. Everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge, governments destroy freedom, the major media destroy information, and religion destroys spirituality. Michael Ellner
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There's frost on the graves and the monuments
But the taverns are warm in town
People curse the government
And shovel hot food down

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NEW Nooryism...

Tommy: "What if they drained the oceans? What would they find?"

George: "Wallets."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1219584


On Family Feud’s “survey says...” segment, that answer would not just get a 0, it would get -100 and a beating after the show by security.

“Name something they’d find if they drained the oceans. You said... ‘wallets’...(pause, followed by audience chuckles)... Survey SAYS... zero. (George looks shocked). Mountains and valleys number one answer.”

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Did anybody hear George Noory interview Jesse Ventura and tried to bait Ventura into comment about Mrs. Clinton's health? The classy Ventura didn't take the bait, "I don't comment on peoples health!"

George Noory is nothing but a hound dog, salamander eyed, snot dripping, gunk drooling, hair lipped, barking pig hoved cat a whompin' beer belching pussy prong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71559973


Lol Can’t argue with that.
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When the movie is over, Jorch waits for everyone to leave the theater so he can then sniff each & every seat while they’re still warm and odiferous.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders. And a thong.
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“The monster Nazi” Lol

A Nazi behind every stone. (Or is that stein?)
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Jorch has a tramp stamp that says Obergruppenführer. The umlaut cost an extra $50, but “well worth it”, Herr Noory says.
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Jorch is the Sultan of St. Louis, the Lord of Los Angeles, the Duke of Detroit.
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I suppose there was a show about Nazis recently? I wouldn't know because I don't listen rofl
Just look at us. Everything is backwards. Everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge, governments destroy freedom, the major media destroy information, and religion destroys spirituality. Michael Ellner
_____________________________________

There's frost on the graves and the monuments
But the taverns are warm in town
People curse the government
And shovel hot food down

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Art "Jellybean"Bell
Just look at us. Everything is backwards. Everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge, governments destroy freedom, the major media destroy information, and religion destroys spirituality. Michael Ellner
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There's frost on the graves and the monuments
But the taverns are warm in town
People curse the government
And shovel hot food down

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Art "Jellybean"Bell
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
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In a bid to connect to a younger, more “hip”, more “diverse”, more “urban” listener demographic, Jorch regales his audience with tales from his youth, growing up in Detroit where he was accosted daily by the neighborhood thug known as “Corn Pop”.
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On a trip to Africa, the craving for American food overwhelmed Art to the point that he went to a drive-thru McDonald's in Cape Town. Pulling up to the speaker, Art placed his order: “Click! CLICK- CLICK! C-c-c-click-click-click. CLICK! Click click.”

“Would you like fries with that, sir?”

“Click.”
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Norry heard you can get Corona virus through seaman. He does not wear a mask on his face. He fashioned a belt where he has a mask over his crack and over his front lump.
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epiclol
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Jorch saw his first brown booby at the beach today. Then he did a little bird watching.
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Jorch wraps Tahmmy in swaddling clothes and pushes him in a stroller through Hollywood on Friday night.

And no one bats an eye.
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What fresh hell does Jorch have in store tonight?
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Emperor Jorge Snoory I
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In lieu of showering, Jorch pours a bottle of Drakkar Noir on his head.
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NEW Nooryism...

Tommy: "What if they drained the oceans? What would they find?"

George: "Wallets."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1219584


On Family Feud’s “survey says...” segment, that answer would not just get a 0, it would get -100 and a beating after the show by security.

“Name something they’d find if they drained the oceans. You said... ‘wallets’...(pause, followed by audience chuckles)... Survey SAYS... zero. (George looks shocked). Mountains and valleys number one answer.”
 Quoting: Just the Tip


When the movie is over, Jorch waits for everyone to leave the theater so he can then sniff each & every seat while they’re still warm and odiferous.
 Quoting: Just the Tip


“The monster Nazi” Lol

A Nazi behind every stone. (Or is that stein?)
 Quoting: Just the Tip


Jorch has a tramp stamp that says Obergruppenführer. The umlaut cost an extra $50, but “well worth it”, Herr Noory says.
 Quoting: Just the Tip


Jorch is the Sultan of St. Louis, the Lord of Los Angeles, the Duke of Detroit.
 Quoting: Just the Tip


Art "Jellybean"Bell
 Quoting: 2fat2move


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
 Quoting: Just the Tip


In a bid to connect to a younger, more “hip”, more “diverse”, more “urban” listener demographic, Jorch regales his audience with tales from his youth, growing up in Detroit where he was accosted daily by the neighborhood thug known as “Corn Pop”.
 Quoting: Just the Tip


On a trip to Africa, the craving for American food overwhelmed Art to the point that he went to a drive-thru McDonald's in Cape Town. Pulling up to the speaker, Art placed his order: “Click! CLICK- CLICK! C-c-c-click-click-click. CLICK! Click click.”

“Would you like fries with that, sir?”

“Click.”
 Quoting: Just the Tip


Jorch saw his first brown booby at the beach today. Then he did a little bird watching.
 Quoting: Just the Tip


Jorch wraps Tahmmy in swaddling clothes and pushes him in a stroller through Hollywood on Friday night.

And no one bats an eye.
 Quoting: Just the Tip


In lieu of showering, Jorch pours a bottle of Drakkar Noir on his head.
 Quoting: Just the Tip


^ As always, Mr Tip, you are the MASTER! I've been away from this glorious thread for a while but returned to these LOLz ^
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On Jorch's new album, THE NOORY SCHLONGBOOK, right after the final track (Don't Let My Son Go Down In Me), you can just hear the moment when Jorch sodomizes the goat.

Classic listening, folks....



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Every night Jorch makes Big Tahhmm transcribe one of the 750 pages from this thread -- in order, in crayon, of course -- and then has him read the posts out loud while Jorch burps the worm....



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Jorch is still so entrenched in Navy traditions that his bedroom has a poop deck....



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Tahmmy got a root canal from Dr. Smith, DDS.

Jorch got a root canal from Dr. J, BBC.
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On Jorch's new album, THE NOORY SCHLONGBOOK, right after the final track (Don't Let My Son Go Down In Me), you can just hear the moment when Jorch sodomizes the goat.

Classic listening, folks....



cowbonk
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


lol
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders. And a thong.





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