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George Noory

 
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Bi-Curiosity rover.
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HAHAHA YOU HEAR THAT?! That was gold!

George said, "Let's go to Mike next. Hello, Michael..."

The caller goes: "It's Mike."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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rofl
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03/10/2020 08:30 PM
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Jorch "now that the fats out of the bag"
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Andrew "lock it down! " CuHOMO
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A regular person gets Covid -self quarantine
A rabbi gets it ...OMG! lock it down , call out the national guard !
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Hahahahahaha yeah. They play by a different set of rules.
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Jorch "now that the fats out of the bag"
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LOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOL

I CAN’T TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!
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Jorch "now that the fats out of the bag"
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LOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOL

I CAN’T TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!
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^That’s what George said when Tommy tried getting his second fist in.
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Colombo cracked the case.

George cracked a fat.
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GEORGE: Welcome our first guest. He’s a real life member of NCIS .

GUEST: That’s right. Naval Crime Investigative Service.

GEORGE: Hmmm... So you investigate things like bellybutton piercing thefts?

GUEST: (long pause)... Are you being serious right now?

GEORGE: To the phones we go!
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Radio Broadcasting Hall of Fame hopeful and future Marconi Award winner George Noory asks the penetrating questions other interviewers dare not ask, like... “Why do all these bugs always start with the Ching-chongs?”
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George “Why don’t we ever hear the name ‘Rabbi Sven Lundquist’?” Noory
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Not even gonna give tonight’s show a chance. Zero interest in the topics.
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03/11/2020 01:05 AM
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Not even gonna give tonight’s show a chance. Zero interest in the topics.
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Yes sounds like a real snoozer.
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“Et tu, Georgé?”
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sum hung foods
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Earlier tonight George partook of prik khing, golden bags, and tom yum.

Later he’s gonna order some Thai food.
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sum hung foods
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Hahahahahaha hahahahaha ya

Owned by sum hung gai lol
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Ok, ok, I’m listening to his opening news read.
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Dr. John Coitus
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Peter Breggyn sounds like he popped up out of a coffin after 500 years.
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On his personal dating ad, George lists as his hobbies: toe-tapping, lip-smacking, head-bobbing, blinking, breathing, and occasionally yawning.

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Tommy talking to a fan of C2C on the street one day...

FAN: I love Coast to Coast. And George is so smart.

TOMMY: George knows dick!

FAN: What? You don’t think George knows anything?

TOMMY: Oh he knows a lot...about dick.
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[link to www.philhendrieshow.com (secure)]
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03/11/2020 08:48 AM
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“Did it have lamb legs?” — George Ralph Noory
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TOM: "Hey George, I'm going to the store. Want anything?"

GEORGE: "A Beefeater."

TOM: "That's that gin, right?"

GEORGE: "No, i don't drink."
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laugh
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Art called up Domino's and had 5 extra large pepperoni and sausage pizzas with extra cheese delivered to world-famous cardiologist Dr. Dean Ornish's home.
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cruise
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Art wears nothing but alligator-skin boots and a rattlesnake-skin thong to a reptile convention. The man at the door asks, "Herpetologist?" A bit taken aback, Art replies, "I should say not, my good man! I tested negative!"
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LOL!!!!
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After work, Jorch used to stop off and pound down a few cold ones.

But now that they've stopped him sneaking into the Morgue, he just goes home and has a few drinks instead....
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Hahahahahshshshshsha
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Art built a moat around his doublewide with alligators swimming in it. If a trespasser somehow gets past that, he will be met with barrel b*mbs filled with chlorine gas dropped on him from Art's roof. If you are incredibly lucky enough to get by that, you'll have to deal with Art's two feral cats -- Comet and Yeti. No one has gotten past them. Well, one guy did, but he got de-balled in the process.
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Art's moat has a carpet of Pall Mall butts on the bottom
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1rof1
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03/11/2020 09:19 AM
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All throughout Black History month, Jorch does the show in blackface.
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lol
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Art is putting the finishing touches on a book he's been writing for several years about the rise of post-menopausal women's status in western society. He's writing under the nom de plume, Rusty Kuntz.
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rofl5
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Yes open lions tonight volks ! just submit your questions to the Politburo for review ( in triplicate ) 24 hours in advance.
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rofl





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