George Noory

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Love Me Tender(loins)

“We’ve got to get this country rolling in it again.” — George Noory

Just heard him say that in the replay during his opening news read.


Now he’s replaying part of an interview with Evelyn Pigweenie.

“Producer Tom, my local earthquake expert...” — George just made fun of Tommy’s weight.

George’s license plate says: FIERTH —“Fierce” with a lisp.

Art at the gloryhole...

“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”

George at the gloryhole....

“Ich liebe ein Berliner!”

Translation: “I love me some jelly donut!”

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George’s tramp stamp says “GLASNOST”.

*Glasnost definition: the policy or practice of more open consultative government and wider dissemination of information.

Squirt! Squirt! Squirt! Squirt! Squirt! Squirt! Squirt! Squirt!

For good reason.

How long until George asks, “What or who is the coronavirus?”

Only one rating away from 800.

DOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEET!!!

Oh I've heard it alright but trust me, there's a good reason this one was forgotten. By everybody but Jorch that is.

Niiiice

George is doing his nightly show prep — doing jumping jacks naked in front of a full length mirror.

Ty Mish for that incoherent and rambling update.

as for Howard......

Howard is bucking for position as the next All Knowing All Mighty when this one kicks the bucket I swear but I believe he's seriously miscalculated by attempting to launch his campaign from C2C.

Noory interrupts the guest

Tommy pots them down

Noory finishes his inane statement

Tommy pots the guest back up

Noory interrupts the guest

Tommy pots them down

Noory finishes his inane statement

Tommy pots the guest back up

Noory interrupts the guest

Tommy pots them down

Noory finishes his inane statement

Tommy pots the guest back up

Noory interrupts the guest

Tommy pots them down

Noory finishes his inane statement

Tommy pots the guest back up

Noory interrupts the guest

Tommy pots them down

Noory finishes his inane statement

Tommy pots the guest back up

GEORGE: “Sorry I’m late for work. I got pulled over by a cop. He claimed I was driving drunk..”

TOM: “Driving drunk?”

GEORGE: “Yeah. By the way, I blew a 9.”

TOM: “On the breathalyzer?”

GEORGE: “Breathalyzer??”

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Brian “Cyclops” Kilmeade.

George is using the coronavirus shutdown as an opportunity to finally write his memoirs — the story of his life, his accomplishments, his journey, those inspirational people he met along the way, etc.

He started at 9:00 and finished at 9:45.

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George has yet to read a book without pictures.

Tommy Tutone

“A man’s got to know his limitations.” — George in a Dirty Harry voice after 3 hours at the gloryhole.

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George is in the commissary at Premier Radio eating dinner. He’s watching a Clint Eastwood movie on the tv in there. An intern walks in...

INTERN: “Dirty Harry?”

GEORGE: “Nah, I prefer ‘em clean & shaved.”

Dirty Harry Clam-in-hand.

“Grab ‘em by the pussy!”

Imagine George being intimate with his wife when he was married...

WIFE: “Oh George, I want you inside me right now...”

(GEORGE interrupts in robotic, narrator deep-voice): “Do the WILD thing at area code (818) 501-1222...”

George plays this song on his drive through empty streets to the Premier Radio building in locked-down Los Angeles...

“A man’s got to know his limitations.” — George in Dirty Harry voice when a bbc pokes through the gloryhole.

I can picture this, it's not pretty but I can picture it.