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George Noory

 
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George is in the commissary at Premier Radio eating dinner. He’s watching a Clint Eastwood movie on the tv in there. An intern walks in...

INTERN: “Dirty Harry?”

GEORGE: “Nah, I prefer ‘em clean & shaved.”
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders. And a thong.
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Dirty Harry Clam-in-hand.

“Grab ‘em by the pussy!”
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders. And a thong.
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03/26/2020 09:55 AM
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Imagine George being intimate with his wife when he was married...

WIFE: “Oh George, I want you inside me right now...”

(GEORGE interrupts in robotic, narrator deep-voice): “Do the WILD thing at area code (818) 501-1222...”
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders. And a thong.
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George plays this song on his drive through empty streets to the Premier Radio building in locked-down Los Angeles...


Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders. And a thong.
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“A man’s got to know his limitations.” — George in Dirty Harry voice when a bbc pokes through the gloryhole.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders. And a thong.
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Imagine George being intimate with his wife when he was married...

WIFE: “Oh George, I want you inside me right now...”

(GEORGE interrupts in robotic, narrator deep-voice): “Do the WILD thing at area code (818) 501-1222...”
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I can picture this, it's not pretty but I can picture it.peace
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George gets out of L.A. and drives up the coast on vacation to Pismo Beach with Tom.

TOM: “Lotta beautiful women in skimpy bikinis at the beach today.”

GEORGE: “I’ll say!”

TOM: “What’dya say we indulge in the famous Pismo clams?”

GEORGE: “Good idea. That should work up our appetites for the famous shellfish.”
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders. And a thong.
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03/26/2020 10:17 AM
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Imagine George being intimate with his wife when he was married...

WIFE: “Oh George, I want you inside me right now...”

(GEORGE interrupts in robotic, narrator deep-voice): “Do the WILD thing at area code (818) 501-1222...”
 Quoting: THNKuCLLR


I can picture this, it's not pretty but I can picture it.peace
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lol
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders. And a thong.
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03/26/2020 10:20 AM
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Ty Mish for that incoherent and rambling update.

as for Howard......

lala
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Howard is bucking for position as the next All Knowing All Mighty when this one kicks the bucket I swear but I believe he's seriously miscalculated by attempting to launch his campaign from C2C.
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Howhard Bloomers
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders. And a thong.
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George compiles a shopping list for the Uber Eats driver to buy him...

Cream of Sum Yung Gai
Mi Hung Lo dumplings
Prik Khing
Golden bags
Tom Yum
Spotted dick
Hot dogs (with veins)
A Big ‘n Beefy. Oh, and a hamburger, also.

Last Edited by THNKuCLLR on 03/26/2020 10:50 AM
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders. And a thong.
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03/26/2020 10:48 AM
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It’s been two weeks since the lockdown. Art hasn’t left the house and his food supplies have dwindled. He’s been eating bread the last three days. He has to get some food. He makes the decision to venture out and go shopping.

The big day has arrived. It’s 08:00 hours. Go time! Art woke up at 3AM to begin this preparation for leaving the house. He showered, shaved his entire body from the neck down (to make him more streamlined so he can more quickly snatch an item from his grocery list off the shelf before a teetering elderly widow can get it), rubbed himself down with essential oils, gave himself an enema, dressed in a bright fire-engine red Adidas track suit from the 1980s, a pair of $200 running shoes, a swimmer’s cap, three pairs of latex gloves, five bandanas over his mouth & nose, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar googles. Then over all that he wrapped his entire body in Saran Wrap. He’s also “wearing” a ball-gag and a butt-plug so the virus can’t sneak in his orifices. Then he has his neighbor spray him head to toe with RoundUp.

Ok, he’s all set. His hungry, shrunken stomach is rumbling as he somehow manages to drive to a nearby grocery store. He parks close to the store entrance. The butterflies in his stomach are fluttering. “You can do this!” he says to himself. He gets out of his car, 3-page shopping list in hand, turns to start walking to the entrance, when he’s immediately tasered, falls to the asphalt, and is handcuffed by a rent-a-cop for suspicion of domestic terrorism.

After regaining consciousness in the back of a police car on the way to the jail, he says to the police officer, “What’s for dinner tonight?”

Last Edited by THNKuCLLR on 03/26/2020 10:49 AM
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders. And a thong.
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Nosetrodamus tard john hoax and c2c's new linda moulton howe tonight. cringe level 11 predicted.
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HANcouver
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It’s been two weeks since the lockdown. Art hasn’t left the house and his food supplies have dwindled. He’s been eating bread the last three days. He has to get some food. He makes the decision to venture out and go shopping.

The big day has arrived. It’s 08:00 hours. Go time! Art woke up at 3AM to begin this preparation for leaving the house. He showered, shaved his entire body from the neck down (to make him more streamlined so he can more quickly snatch an item from his grocery list off the shelf before a teetering elderly widow can get it), rubbed himself down with essential oils, gave himself an enema, dressed in a bright fire-engine red Adidas track suit from the 1980s, a pair of $200 running shoes, a swimmer’s cap, three pairs of latex gloves, five bandanas over his mouth & nose, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar googles. Then over all that he wrapped his entire body in Saran Wrap. He’s also “wearing” a ball-gag and a butt-plug so the virus can’t sneak in his orifices. Then he has his neighbor spray him head to toe with RoundUp.

Ok, he’s all set. His hungry, shrunken stomach is rumbling as he somehow manages to drive to a nearby grocery store. He parks close to the store entrance. The butterflies in his stomach are fluttering. “You can do this!” he says to himself. He gets out of his car, 3-page shopping list in hand, turns to start walking to the entrance, when he’s immediately tasered, falls to the asphalt, and is handcuffed by a rent-a-cop for suspicion of domestic terrorism.

After regaining consciousness in the back of a police car on the way to the jail, he says to the police officer, “What’s for dinner tonight?”
 Quoting: THNKuCLLR


rofllmaorofllmao:

LOLOLOLOLLOLOOL
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D I C K alien03 H O A G L A N D

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Nosetrodamus tard john hoax and c2c's new linda moulton howe tonight. cringe level 11 predicted.
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Hahahahahahaha Ugh..
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D I C K alien03 H O A G L A N D

thinkab0utit7
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Lol Tricky Prick Hoaxland
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It’s been two weeks since the lockdown. Art hasn’t left the house and his food supplies have dwindled. He’s been eating bread the last three days. He has to get some food. He makes the decision to venture out and go shopping.

The big day has arrived. It’s 08:00 hours. Go time! Art woke up at 3AM to begin this preparation for leaving the house. He showered, shaved his entire body from the neck down (to make him more streamlined so he can more quickly snatch an item from his grocery list off the shelf before a teetering elderly widow can get it), rubbed himself down with essential oils, gave himself an enema, dressed in a bright fire-engine red Adidas track suit from the 1980s, a pair of $200 running shoes, a swimmer’s cap, three pairs of latex gloves, five bandanas over his mouth & nose, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar googles. Then over all that he wrapped his entire body in Saran Wrap. He’s also “wearing” a ball-gag and a butt-plug so the virus can’t sneak in his orifices. Then he has his neighbor spray him head to toe with RoundUp.

Ok, he’s all set. His hungry, shrunken stomach is rumbling as he somehow manages to drive to a nearby grocery store. He parks close to the store entrance. The butterflies in his stomach are fluttering. “You can do this!” he says to himself. He gets out of his car, 3-page shopping list in hand, turns to start walking to the entrance, when he’s immediately tasered, falls to the asphalt, and is handcuffed by a rent-a-cop for suspicion of domestic terrorism.

After regaining consciousness in the back of a police car on the way to the jail, he says to the police officer, “What’s for dinner tonight?”
 Quoting: THNKuCLLR


lol No ninja snipers on the wire though? lol
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03/27/2020 12:34 AM
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George called in gay to work.
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“From the City of Anals...”
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" no one is being splattered on "
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" no one is being splattered on "
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Hahahahahahahaha ya, heard that. Great command of the English language, George. How many years have you been in broadcasting again? Unbelievable.
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Nostril damn us
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John Hogue: “Did I not tell you that 2020 would roar?”

Uh, no. No you didn’t, as a matter of fact.

What a fraud.
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On the RationalWiki website on John Hogue, after they describe his claims, etc., they say: “His status as a crank is verified by many appearances on Coast to Coast AM.”
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On the RationalWiki website on John Hogue, after they describe his claims, etc., they say: “His status as a crank is verified by many appearances on Coast to Coast AM.”
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lolsignlolsignlolsign
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In times like these, George really appreciates the one-stop shopping benefits of WalMart. Why just today George did all his errands at WalMart — did a grocery shopping, bought new tires for his car, bought a washer & dryer, a ficus for his office, new goldfish for his aquarium, and got a prostate exam in the restroom stall. No fuss, no muss.
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Tonight... Urine Smeller and George’s Prayer Experiment.
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GEORGE: “I need a vacation, Tommy. I think I’ll book a cruise.”
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George gets out of L.A. and drives up the coast on vacation to Pismo Beach with Tom.

TOM: “Lotta beautiful women in skimpy bikinis at the beach today.”

GEORGE: “I’ll say!”

TOM: “What’dya say we indulge in the famous Pismo clams?”

GEORGE: “Good idea. That should work up our appetites for the famous shellfish.”
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