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Art" Center Fuel Tank" Bell
George "Kallstrom Kover Up" Noory
Ed " Tower we're still working on some numbers,Let TWA800 jump ahead of us " Dames.
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Art" Center Fuel Tank" Bell
George "Kallstrom Kover Up" Noory
Ed " Tower we're still working on some numbers,Let TWA800 jump ahead of us " Dames.
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Hahahahahaha yes. Yes. YES!!!
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Christian “Over 200 witnesses saw a lit object streak up from the surface to hit the plane” Wilde
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Pierre “It was a missile” Salinger
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Art" Center Fuel Tank" Bell
George "Kallstrom Kover Up" Noory
Ed "Tower we're still working on some numbers, Let TWA800 jump ahead of us" Dames.
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The numbers were 86 800
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Art" Center Fuel Tank" Bell
George "Kallstrom Kover Up" Noory
Ed "Tower we're still working on some numbers, Let TWA800 jump ahead of us" Dames.
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El Al Bundy
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Richard “Two Explosions — first: the missile impact itself, second: the first explosive impact igniting the fuel tank” Hoagland
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PanAm103...

George “Lockerbie” Noory

Tom “bought the cassette player in Malta” Fannyhoister

Ed “Iranian payback for the Vincennes Iran Air 655 shoot down” Dames
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At 31,000 ft cruising altitude...

Art “What does this handle do?” Bell

George “Is there an inflight movie with no profanity, please?” Noory

Ed “I just remote viewed the pilot & ‘head’ stewardess joining the Mile High Club” Dames
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George & his staff (no jokes!) should try to get Marina Oswald on for an interview.

If not her, then Ruth Paine.
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Art" Center Fuel Tank" Bell
George "Kallstrom Kover Up" Noory
Ed "Tower we're still working on some numbers, Let TWA800 jump ahead of us" Dames.
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El Al Bundy
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El Al(amein)
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Christian “Over 200 witnesses saw a lit object streak up from the surface to hit the plane” Wilde
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Yes they did and they were prevented from testifying at the senate hearing but guess who did a hour long filibuster? some guy from the NTSB called


























Meyer ........
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George “Air Shaft” Noory

Richard “Upuat” Bell

Ed “Stone plug with copper handle” Dames

Dr. Zahi “Pull it!...Everyone out of Egypt!” Hugeass

Mish “Zep Tepi” Shedlock

Peter “Imhotep” Daventwink


Grab Hand-on-cock

Bobbing Bob Bauval

John Anthony Steinbeck



Rudolf “Hess” Gatenbrink
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Christian “Over 200 witnesses saw a lit object streak up from the surface to hit the plane” Wilde
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Yes they did and they were prevented from testifying at the senate hearing but guess who did a hour long filibuster? some guy from the NTSB called


























Meyer ........
 Quoting: Pete the Puma


Oyyyyy veyyyy!!
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Regarding TWA800...

Over 600 eyewitnesses to the event were not permitted to appear at the NTSB hearings.
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The Grays threw Whitley some chin music.

Art brushed Hoagland off the plate.

After swinging and missing, George took two balls. Then he took batting practice.
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Pulsing and red west of fort worth?


could be that xxx store near I-20

Someone give Peck a monster energy drink before the show plz
 Quoting: Pete the Puma


laugh
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George “Air Shaft” Noory

Richard “Upuat” Bell

Ed “Stone plug with copper handle” Dames

Dr. Zahi “Pull it!...Everyone out of Egypt!” Hugeass

Mish “Zep Tepi” Shedlock

Peter “Imhotep” Daventwink


Grab Hand-on-cock

Bobbing Bob Bauval

John Anthony Steinbeck



Rudolf “Hess” Gatenbrink
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rofl5
~BP
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Jorch directed Coast to Coast listeners in putting their heads together in a mass collective consciousness experiment, not heeding the ominous words of former C2C host Art Bell of "Never fucking again...never fucking again man I swear to fuck."


After 5 sweat inducing minutes of clenching, chanting and swearing under his breath leading the throngs of nervous nancys, long haul truck drivers and America's infirm, Jorch wipes the sweat from his rough-hewn and unsmooth brow, with a sigh of relief he grumbles out, "Hey, I think it's working...you know...I really think I felt something there!"


In the distance a tremor is felt coming from the high desert, a crack is heard in the firmament, and coyotes howl through the cool night air while the flutes of Cuzco bounce off the canyon walls and if you were to look closely enough squinting into the dusty midnight haze, you'd see a hand crawling up from the soil scratching and inching it's menacing way out of the sand, dragging a bedragled but still somewhat leather and patchouli scented body of the risen corpse of Art Bell...

Shambling and growling out the gasping words..."God Dammit George, what did I fucking tell you, what was the ONE thing I told you never to do you swarthy beige bastard...I'm coming for you Jorch, I'm a coming for you..."
 Quoting: Brian Moran


lmao
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It’s been two weeks since the lockdown. Art hasn’t left the house and his food supplies have dwindled. He’s been eating bread the last three days. He has to get some food. He makes the decision to venture out and go shopping.

The big day has arrived. It’s 08:00 hours. Go time! Art woke up at 3AM to begin this preparation for leaving the house. He showered, shaved his entire body from the neck down (to make him more streamlined so he can more quickly snatch an item from his grocery list off the shelf before a teetering elderly widow can get it), rubbed himself down with essential oils, gave himself an enema, dressed in a bright fire-engine red Adidas track suit from the 1980s, a pair of $200 running shoes, a swimmer’s cap, three pairs of latex gloves, five bandanas over his mouth & nose, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar googles. Then over all that he wrapped his entire body in Saran Wrap. He’s also “wearing” a ball-gag and a butt-plug so the virus can’t sneak in his orifices. Then he has his neighbor spray him head to toe with RoundUp.

Ok, he’s all set. His hungry, shrunken stomach is rumbling as he somehow manages to drive to a nearby grocery store. He parks close to the store entrance. The butterflies in his stomach are fluttering. “You can do this!” he says to himself. He gets out of his car, 3-page shopping list in hand, turns to start walking to the entrance, when he’s immediately tasered, falls to the asphalt, and is handcuffed by a rent-a-cop for suspicion of domestic terrorism.

After regaining consciousness in the back of a police car on the way to the jail, he says to the police officer, “What’s for dinner tonight?”
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lmao x 1000!!!!!
~BP
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GEORGE: “I started out as a tight end. But after a few years, I became a wide receiver.”

TOM: “I didn’t know you played football..”

GEORGE: “Football??”
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JC made an appearance !

laughed my fuckin ass off when he said he was making hand sanitizer in the moonshine still
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JC made an appearance !

laughed my fuckin ass off when he said he was making hand sanitizer in the moonshine still
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Cue the laughing trucker call.
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JC made an appearance !

laughed my fuckin ass off when he said he was making hand sanitizer in the moonshine still
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Lol missed it. I turned it off after the first hour.
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JC made an appearance !

laughed my fuckin ass off when he said he was making hand sanitizer in the moonshine still
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Cue the laughing trucker call.
 Quoting: Pete the Puma


lol
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It’s Saturday night... George is going out for some bonhomme richard.
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Pseudo-philosophical George fancies himself the Anus Nin of our day.
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George “Fancy Boy” Noory





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