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HOTEL: “Hello, Mandalay Bay reservations. How may I assist you?”

GEORGE: “I’d like to reserve a room, please.”

HOTEL: “Certainly, sir. Did you have any preference?”

GEORGE: “Do you have anything on the 32nd floor, overlooking the Strip? I’ll need it for 7 nights. Oh, and no maid service. Ever. I’m very clean.”

<Silence>

GEORGE: “Do you happen to know if there’s any outdoor concerts happening during my stay?”

<Click> (Dial tone)
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First time I ever went to Pahrump (late 90s), I asked a guy at a gas station where Art lived. He told me go down Homestead Road. If you see the Chicken Ranch, you’ve gone too far.

I drove down Homestead Road aaaaall the way to the end where it turned into high desert sand & scrub. I remember thinking, “I don’t see any f’ing chickens. Only thing out here is that whorehouse over there.”
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John Tesh and Tony Robbins are going to partake in a pandemic charity wrestling match. Battle of the Waterheads!

The undercard match will be Peter Cetera vs. Deuce Gruden.
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LOL I had to turn it off. Everytime Rappy went to make a good point Jorch interrupted him . If you listen to Jon on Rense's show he lets him talk.
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Art's typing tonight from the Chicken Ranch. He's out on the leather sofa in the lobby, waiting to be called back like at a doctor's appointment. Also like a doctor's appointment, Art will soon experience a finger in his ass.
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Hmmm very interesting. Yes I do now believe she was up to something there.
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KFC: "Hello. KFC. How can I help you?"

ART: "I'd like to place an order for pick-up."

KFC: "What would you like?"

ART: "A bucket of your spicy fried chicken."

KFC: "Ok. That'll be ready in 15 minutes. Can I get your name, please?"

ART: "Jim Crow."
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George: "Do burner phones feel hot when you hold them up to your ear?"
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George’s favorite movie is “The Incredible Mister Limpdick” starring Dong Knotts.
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Art's typing tonight from the Chicken Ranch. He's out on the leather sofa in the lobby, waiting to be called back like at a doctor's appointment. Also like a doctor's appointment, Art will soon experience a finger in his ass.
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KFC: "Hello. KFC. How can I help you?"

ART: "I'd like to place an order for pick-up."

KFC: "What would you like?"

ART: "A bucket of your spicy fried chicken."

KFC: "Ok. That'll be ready in 15 minutes. Can I get your name, please?"

ART: "Jim Crow."
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George: "Do burner phones feel hot when you hold them up to your ear?"
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George’s favorite movie is “The Incredible Mister Limpdick” starring Dong Knotts.
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Dong Balloonknot
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Art's typing tonight from the Chicken Ranch. He's out on the leather sofa in the lobby, waiting to be called back like at a doctor's appointment. Also like a doctor's appointment, Art will soon experience a finger in his ass.
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KFC: "Hello. KFC. How can I help you?"

ART: "I'd like to place an order for pick-up."

KFC: "What would you like?"

ART: "A bucket of your spicy fried chicken."

KFC: "Ok. That'll be ready in 15 minutes. Can I get your name, please?"

ART: "Jim Crow."
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George: "Do burner phones feel hot when you hold them up to your ear?"
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George’s favorite movie is “The Incredible Mister Limpdick” starring Dong Knotts.
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Dong Balloonknot
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Hahahaahahshahahahaahahahjtsitsgkxkgdi
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George just entered ReallyHighLily
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<<< Points Sword at room


Jorch 2: Electric Boogaloo
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04/08/2020 11:42 AM
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When Jorch visits South Africa he uses the name

P.W. Botha. (Die Groot Krokodil)
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04/08/2020 06:35 PM
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When Jorch visits South Africa he uses the name

P.W. Botha. (Die Groot Krokodil)
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George thinks the Orange Free State is Florida.
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Jorch 2: Electric Boogaloo
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LOL
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04/08/2020 06:37 PM
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Back in Praha. Fishing off the Charles Bridge.
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George has a shrine to Mr. Furley
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Blue kachingka eh George? Been sneaking off to Vegas and playing a few slots while you were in El Lay or just dumb.
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Blue kachingka eh George? Been sneaking off to Vegas and playing a few slots while you were in El Lay or just dumb.
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chuckle
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04/09/2020 02:49 AM
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Doc Walleye

Next hour’s guest’s topic: Name energy

<CLICK>
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04/09/2020 09:14 AM
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Qu’est-ce qui se passe?
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders. And a thong.
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“To the phonies we go...”
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders. And a thong.
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<<< Points Sword at room


Jorch 2: Electric Boogaloo
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FistGreenFire
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders. And a thong.
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No one listens to C2C when Doc Wallet is on lmao
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HOTEL: “Hello, Mandalay Bay reservations. How may I assist you?”

GEORGE: “I’d like to reserve a room, please.”

HOTEL: “Certainly, sir. Did you have any preference?”

GEORGE: “Do you have anything on the 32nd floor, overlooking the Strip? I’ll need it for 7 nights. Oh, and no maid service. Ever. I’m very clean.”

<Silence>

GEORGE: “Do you happen to know if there’s any outdoor concerts happening during my stay?”

<Click> (Dial tone)
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Art rubs Man Delay on his ween before visiting the jacking store.
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Jorch 2: Electric Boogaloo
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FistGreenFire
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lmao
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When Jorch visits South Africa he uses the name

P.W. Botha. (Die Groot Krokodil)
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George thinks the Orange Free State is Florida.
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rofl
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HOTEL: “Hello, Mandalay Bay reservations. How may I assist you?”

GEORGE: “I’d like to reserve a room, please.”

HOTEL: “Certainly, sir. Did you have any preference?”

GEORGE: “Do you have anything on the 32nd floor, overlooking the Strip? I’ll need it for 7 nights. Oh, and no maid service. Ever. I’m very clean.”

<Silence>

GEORGE: “Do you happen to know if there’s any outdoor concerts happening during my stay?”

<Click> (Dial tone)
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Art rubs Man Delay on his ween before visiting the jacking store.
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Hahahahshahashahhahahaha

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04/09/2020 05:23 PM
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George pulls out his telescope when Tommy bares his super moon.
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George flies with an emotional support gerbil.





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