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George Noory

 
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U.S. Navy says it will no longer require a Physical Fitness assessment.

George can now re-up.
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Tonight, guest host Richard Syrett welcomes Joshua Shapiro who'll discuss his quest to find the truth about crystal skulls, who made them, and why.
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Tonight, guest host Richard Syrett welcomes Joshua Shapiro who'll discuss his quest to find the truth about crystal skulls, who made them, and why.
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Pass.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

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07/12/2020 09:42 AM

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George sits down in the SuperCuts chair and tells the stylist, “Give me the David Aye-kuh cut.”
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lmao
Watch your thoughts; they become words...
Watch you words; they become actions...
Watch your actions: they become habits...
Watch your habits; they become character...
Watch your character: it becomes your destiny.
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Tonight, guest host Richard Syrett welcomes Joshua Shapiro who'll discuss his quest to find the truth about crystal skulls, who made them, and why.
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Pass.
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chuckle
Watch your thoughts; they become words...
Watch you words; they become actions...
Watch your actions: they become habits...
Watch your habits; they become character...
Watch your character: it becomes your destiny.
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Tonight, guest host Richard Syrett welcomes Joshua Shapiro who'll discuss his quest to find the truth about crystal skulls, who made them, and why.
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George got skull from Crystal Gayle.
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TONIGHT-- Scholar of #occult ideas @MitchHorowitz shares practices to increase attractiveness, charisma, and self-worth during these tumultuous times! Then, intuitive @AnneJirsch takes us into future life progressions
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TONIGHT-- Scholar of #occult ideas @MitchHorowitz shares practices to increase attractiveness, charisma, and self-worth during these tumultuous times! Then, intuitive @AnneJirsch takes us into future life progressions
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Then Jorch takes ratings straight down the shitter.
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07/16/2020 01:51 AM
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TONIGHT-- Considered by many to be the preeminent historian of the UFO phenomenon, Richard Dolan is the author of two volumes of history, UFOs and the National Security State, as well as an analysis of the future. He'll share the latest news on UFOs and disclosure. Followed by author, speaker and natural intuitive Cyndi Dale, who has worked with over 70,000 clients, navigating the world of subtle energies. She'll discuss her groundbreaking energy techniques, and how they relate to illness and immune function in the COVID era
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07/16/2020 01:53 AM
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Intact crash retrivals
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07/16/2020 02:24 AM
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Anunnakis were shagging female neanderthals
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Anunnakis were shagging female neanderthals
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Indubitably
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07/16/2020 05:41 PM
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It’s been four months since the lockdown started. Art hasn’t left the house and his food supplies have dwindled. He’s been eating bread the last three days. He has to get some food. He makes the decision to venture out and go shopping.
The big day has arrived. It’s 08:00 hours. Go time! Art wakes up at 3AM to begin this preparation for leaving the house. He showers, shaves his entire body from the neck down (to make him more streamlined so he can more quickly snatch an item from his grocery list off the shelf before a teetering elderly widow can get it), rubs himself down with essential oils, gives himself an enema, dresses in a bright fire-engine red Adidas track suit from the 1980s, a pair of $200 running shoes, a swimmer’s cap, three pairs of latex gloves, five bandanas over his mouth & nose, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar googles. Then over all that he wraps his entire body in Saran Wrap. He’s also “wearing” a ball-gag and a butt-plug so the virus can’t sneak in through his orifices. Then he has his neighbor spray him head to toe with RoundUp.
Ok, he’s all set. His hungry, shrunken stomach is rumbling as he somehow manages to drive to a nearby grocery store. He parks close to the store entrance. The butterflies in his stomach are fluttering. “You can do this!” he says to himself. He gets out of his car, 3-page shopping list in hand, turns to start walking to the entrance, when he’s immediately tasered, falls to the asphalt, and is handcuffed by a rent-a-cop for suspicion of domestic terrorism.
After regaining consciousness in the back of a police car on the way to the jail, he asks the police officer, “What’s for dinner tonight?”
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07/18/2020 01:13 AM
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katsitzsckan WTFFF is that George ??? U mean Kazhkistan Borat's haunt ??? !!!
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07/18/2020 01:14 AM
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AmAAAzeeeen!
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katsitzsckan WTFFF is that George ??? U mean Kazhkistan Borat's haunt ??? !!!
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lmao
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
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AmAAAzeeeen!
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cruise
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
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07/20/2020 11:15 PM
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Oh George, where will you take us tonight?

Answer: Nowhere because no one’s listening.
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07/22/2020 12:13 AM
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TONIGHT-- Bycycles. Followed by trains
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07/22/2020 03:36 AM
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TONIGHT-- Bycycles. Followed by trains
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Bicurious cycles followed by trans.
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07/22/2020 03:50 AM
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The Jet Propulsion Lavatory.

cruise
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shit
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The Jet Propulsion Lavatory.

cruise
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Hahahahahahahahaahhaah!!!
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07/22/2020 04:39 AM
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George wears an Elizabethan ruff for a cockring.
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07/22/2020 10:52 PM
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Snoory is 70 years old now.

Covid, where are yew?
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07/23/2020 12:21 AM
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Snoory is 70 years old now.

Covid, where are yew?
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lmao

Oh no, no, noooo...
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The “casting couch” to be a guest on Coast consists of farting in George’s mouth. If he likes, you’re on!

He hasn’t turned down anyone yet.
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George trying to figure out percentages on the air. Lol

Must be fun at a restaurant when George tries to figure out the tip.
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07/23/2020 01:32 AM
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This is George playing Tommy’s pan flute.
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Anunnakis were shagging female neanderthals
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Noory is proof neanderthals fucked the monkeys.





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