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U.S. Navy says it will no longer require a Physical Fitness assessment.

George can now re-up.
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Now George and Tommy can join together!

"I'll shew yew the ropes!" quipped Noory.

TD:"Does that mean you'll tie me up like a pot roast again?"
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U.S. Navy says it will no longer require a Physical Fitness assessment.

George can now re-up.
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Now George and Tommy can join together!

"I'll shew yew the ropes!" quipped Noory.

TD:"Does that mean you'll tie me up like a pot roast again?"
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cruisecruisewuflucruise
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07/23/2020 11:28 PM
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Tonight, Dr Anne is going to talk to us about Cov 19. And then Caroline is going to tell us about her experiences with ESP and telekinesis
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Tonight, Dr Anne is going to talk to us about Cov 19. And then Caroline is going to tell us about her experiences with ESP and telekinesis
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“Doctor” Anne Lol. Where’s her degree from? The Bahamas?
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GEORGE: “So tell us how you got started in your research...”

GUEST: “Well, about 20 years ago I had a flea circus, and...”

GEORGE: “Wait a minute. You mean to tell me you trained fleas to walk a tightrope, tame lions, and get fired out of a cannon?”

GUEST: (Silence due to disbelief).

GEORGE: “Hello? HELLO? I think we lost him. Tommy, call the guest back and see if you can get him back on, will you?”
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Anunnakis were shagging female neanderthals
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Noory is proof neanderthals fucked the monkeys.
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I thought it was funny...
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07/26/2020 02:00 AM
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Pun Pun
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George is in a 71 with Tommy. That’s a 69 with 2 fingers up Tommy’s ass.
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George is still stupid. What does everyone think about Joan Hogue?
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What the hell is a foo paw, Noory?
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What the hell is a foo paw, Noory?
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That's when Tommy dresses up like a dog and George is in his assless leather chaps.

George dons a black stetson hat and takes Tommy for a late night walk.

Sometimes Tommy accidentally steps in his own poo and later crawls into bed with George.

That's a foo paw.
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George is still stupid. What does everyone think about Joan Hogue?
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Is he still wearing those oversized crochet berets?
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What the hell is a foo paw, Noory?
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That's when Tommy dresses up like a dog and George is in his assless leather chaps.

George dons a black stetson hat and takes Tommy for a late night walk.

Sometimes Tommy accidentally steps in his own poo and later crawls into bed with George.

That's a foo paw.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45649267


chuckle
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George is still stupid. What does everyone think about Joan Hogue?
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Is he still wearing those oversized crochet berets?
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lmao
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07/30/2020 01:34 AM
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John “I predicted what’s happening now years ago” Hogue.

Sure ya did, Johnny boy. Sure ya did.
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John “I predicted what’s happening now years ago” Hogue.

Sure ya did, Johnny boy. Sure ya did.
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He also predicted Hillary would win the Presidency.
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John “I predicted what’s happening now years ago” Hogue.

Sure ya did, Johnny boy. Sure ya did.
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He also predicted Hillary would win the Presidency.
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Yep. And Noory tried to cover for him by saying, “Well, she did get more popular votes, so technically you were right, John.”

No, George... Technically he was WRONG. She’s not President.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
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Noory/Danheiser 2020!
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
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This is a classic Noory show

“These warrior hornets”

“There must be a hive somewhere”

“A hornet flew up my pant leg, and stung my calf, it was as if someone shot me from afar”
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This is a classic Noory show

“These warrior hornets”

“There must be a hive somewhere”

“A hornet flew up my pant leg, and stung my calf, it was as if someone shot me from afar”
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That was Tommy in a diabetic coma chewing on George's leg, mistaking it for a giant hoagie.
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This is a classic Noory show

“These warrior hornets”

“There must be a hive somewhere”

“A hornet flew up my pant leg, and stung my calf, it was as if someone shot me from afar”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76876781


cruise
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
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This is a classic Noory show

“These warrior hornets”

“There must be a hive somewhere”

“A hornet flew up my pant leg, and stung my calf, it was as if someone shot me from afar”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76876781


That was Tommy in a diabetic coma chewing on George's leg, mistaking it for a giant hoagie.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49882647


epiclol
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
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GEORGE: “He’s a retired engineer from NASA, a graduate from M.I.T., a Rhodes Scholar, a licensed HAM radio operator, the author of 7 books on space and next-generation propulsion systems... Welcome our guest John Smith. Hi John, how are yew?”

GUEST: “Hello George. Great to be here.”

GEORGE: “I’m really looking forward to this. Hey, why do they call it HAM radio? Did the inventors of it first try to communicate with each other using a couple of Christmas hams?”

GUEST: (Laughs. Then abruptly stops, realizing George is not laughing and was completely serious in his question).

(Awkward silence ensues as the guest tries to think of a way to answer without exposing further what an absolute imbecile George is).

Last Edited by THNKuCLLR on 07/31/2020 09:32 AM
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
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GEORGE: “He’s a retired engineer from NASA, a graduate from M.I.T., a Rhodes Scholar, a licensed HAM radio operator, the author of 7 books on space and next-generation propulsion systems... Welcome our guest John Smith. Hi John, how are yew?”

GUEST: “Hello George. Great to be here.”

GEORGE: “I’m really looking forward to this. Hey, why do they call it HAM radio? Did the inventors of it first try to communicate with each other using a couple of Christmas hams?”

GUEST: (Laughs. Then abruptly stops, realizing George is not laughing and was completely serious in his question).

(Awkward silence ensues as the guest tries to think of a way to answer without exposing further what an absolute imbecile George is).
 Quoting: THNKuCLLR


did he really say that?

cruise
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What the hell is a foo paw, Noory?
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That's when Tommy dresses up like a dog and George is in his assless leather chaps.

George dons a black stetson hat and takes Tommy for a late night walk.

Sometimes Tommy accidentally steps in his own poo and later crawls into bed with George.

That's a foo paw.
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laughohyeah
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GEORGE: “He’s a retired engineer from NASA, a graduate from M.I.T., a Rhodes Scholar, a licensed HAM radio operator, the author of 7 books on space and next-generation propulsion systems... Welcome our guest John Smith. Hi John, how are yew?”

GUEST: “Hello George. Great to be here.”

GEORGE: “I’m really looking forward to this. Hey, why do they call it HAM radio? Did the inventors of it first try to communicate with each other using a couple of Christmas hams?”

GUEST: (Laughs. Then abruptly stops, realizing George is not laughing and was completely serious in his question).

(Awkward silence ensues as the guest tries to think of a way to answer without exposing further what an absolute imbecile George is).
 Quoting: THNKuCLLR


What a fucking dipshit 3334
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When Tommy told George to use the dump button George replied ok and dropped his khakis and dropped a 9 pounder right there in the broadcast booth
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Listen to this guest’s voice Lol
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
THNKuCLLR

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When Tommy told George to use the dump button George replied ok and dropped his khakis and dropped a 9 pounder right there in the broadcast booth
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
THNKuCLLR

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“Poltergeist vampire”? <CLICK> I just turned it off.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.





GLP