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George Noory

 
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George is going beast-mode on Tommy’s starfish.
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When Tommy told George to use the dump button George replied ok and dropped his khakis and dropped a 9 pounder right there in the broadcast booth
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08/02/2020 12:21 PM
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TOMMY: “Did you always want to be in broadcasting, George?”

GEORGE: “Well initially I contemplated a career in boxing.”

TOMMY: “What? You’re kidding. Why?”

GEORGE: “I like being punched around the ring.”

Last Edited by THNKuCLLR on 08/02/2020 12:28 PM
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

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GEORGE: “You know, Tommy, before I was in the Navy, I was part of a ship crew that sailed around the world.”

TOMMY: “Oh, so you worked your passage?”

GEORGE: “What I did in private with fellow crew members is none of your concern.”

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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
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TOMMY (loading golf clubs into his car): “Hey George, wanna shoot some birdies?”

GEORGE: “Tommy, you know I don’t hunt.”
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
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George decides to order Thai food. The restaurant knows his order by heart...

Tom Yum

Golden bags

Prikh King

Soup of the day: Cum Sum Yung Gai


Then he curls up on the couch and watches Tom of Finland.

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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
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George has a pet bird — a parakeet named Sam — who sits on his head and shits on his toupée throughout the show.


George cleans his toupée overnight in one of William Shatner’s SoClean CPAP cleaners.

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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
THNKuCLLR

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George takes Tommy out for a romantic dinner at Del Taco. Later at home, George puts on his CPAP mask, shoves the hose up Tommy’s rectum, and inhales deeply from Tommy’s anal hookah.

Last Edited by THNKuCLLR on 08/03/2020 11:41 AM
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
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George goes to the health clinic to get tested for Covid.

“Next! Mr. Noory?”

“That’s me!” responds George eagerly as he immediately jumps up from his seat, pulls his pants down, grabs his ankles, and shouts out, “I’m ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille!”
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
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Whenever George & Tommy are alone together and Tommy farts, George breaks out his I CAN’T BREATHE t-shirt and gives Tommy a loving smile.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
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08/02/2020 03:08 PM
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The details of George’s new contract have been made public. He’ll continue to host Coast to Coast AM through 2024...or until such time as his glass eye pops out, or his toupée starts to molt.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
THNKuCLLR

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The welcome mat at George’s front door says How Are Yew?
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
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George’s motto: Hands Up (the pooter), Don’t Shoot (too soon)!

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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
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Every evening George and Tommy watch Jeopardy together on the couch. Every time one of them answers correctly, the other pulls one anal bead out of the other’s rectum with a resounding “Pop!” that initiates giggles among the two.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
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08/02/2020 03:22 PM
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George pays a prostitute to tinkle on a hotel bed that Long John Nebel once slept in.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
THNKuCLLR

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During the Covid pandemic, George has become known as a hypochondriac around the Coast to Coast office. He walks around all day with a thermometer up his ass.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
THNKuCLLR

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08/03/2020 11:39 AM
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Just looked at the show summary for tonight...

Tonight’s guest will “discuss his latest work on how technology can help humans overcome cognitive decline and preserve their thoughts when the brain no longer functions properly.”

Now, now, George... No free personal medical advice couched as show topics.

Last Edited by THNKuCLLR on 08/03/2020 11:43 AM
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
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Dr. Sky — Steven “Phoebe” Cates

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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
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George just gave birth to a 6 pound, 5 ounce, bouncing baby b.m.
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Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
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George is doing prostate exam house calls.
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Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
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08/06/2020 01:39 AM
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WTF he & tom relentlessly huxtering that friggin' september show in the Washington theater
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08/06/2020 01:40 AM
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I aint heard from TAHHHMM in da Bronx lately ??? LOL hahaha hope he's ok ??? hey Jawwgge
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I aint heard from TAHHHMM in da Bronx lately ??? LOL hahaha hope he's ok ??? hey Jawwgge
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Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
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WTF he & tom relentlessly huxtering that friggin' september show in the Washington theater
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Yeah, not gonna happen. Covid.

And why can’t George pronounce the word “theater”. He says “THUR-uh-dur”.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.
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WTF he & tom relentlessly huxtering that friggin' september show in the Washington theater
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When is George’s live show at Ford’s Theater? Performed from the balcony.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s belt.. Van Allen wore suspenders.

Confucius say: Dog Star no joke. It’s Sirius.

“Hi ho Silverberg...OY VEY!” — Lone Rangerwitz

Joanie loves Tchotchke.





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