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George Noory

 
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Bruce Goldberg is the one who said George would time travel into the future as someone named Dexter Monterrey.

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Dexter Mount-your-gays
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Bruce Goldberg is the one who said George would time travel into the future as someone named Dexter Monterrey.

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Dexter Mount-your-gays
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cruise
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“If you’re not with us, you’re against us!” shouts George as he kneels at the gloryhole.
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George accompanies David Paulides on a search for two missing teens in Yosemite. After 3 hours of hiking in some rough, granite backcountry, they come upon a large chasm — 300 feet deep and 50 feet across. George spots the two teens in the narrow ravine at the bottom of the chasm.

The excited kids wave their arms frantically and yell up at them. Letting the kids know he sees them, George waves before cupping his hands around his mouth and shouting down to them, “I can hear you! The rest of the world hears you! And the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon!”

Paulides then whispers something into George’s ear.

George cups his hands around his mouth and shouts down to the teens again, “Guess what? I just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!”
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“From the Fartland of America...”
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Dead squirrel news.

George has his finger on the pulse of Tommy’s flying squirrel . SQUIRT! SQUIRT!
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[email protected]

Let’s count how many times he says “George” throughout his report.
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09/29/2020 05:43 AM
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George checks into hotels under the name Richard Bienvenue. He also hangs a sign on his hotel doorknob that advertises that.
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Tonight on Toast!

First Half: Astrologer Mark Lerner discusses why a planetary alignment involving Uranus every 20 years creates erection chaos and how 2020 will be no different, as well as his predictions for the economy and George’s incontinence.

Second Half: Todd Standing has been conducting glory hole expeditions, documenting cankers and interviewing gimps pertaining to the subject of Sasquatch for almost 15 years. Danielle Diva Borozan is a spiritual advisor, researcher and bullshit symbolist. Together they'll share their latest efforts to uncover definitive proof of and establish protection for the species commonly referred to as Bath House Bigfoot.
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George accompanies David Paulides on a search for two missing teens in Yosemite. After 3 hours of hiking in some rough, granite backcountry, they come upon a large chasm — 300 feet deep and 50 feet across. George spots the two teens in the narrow ravine at the bottom of the chasm.

The excited kids wave their arms frantically and yell up at them. Letting the kids know he sees them, George waves before cupping his hands around his mouth and shouting down to them, “I can hear you! The rest of the world hears you! And the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon!”

Paulides then whispers something into George’s ear.

George cups his hands around his mouth and shouts down to the teens again, “Guess what? I just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77028413


“From the Fartland of America...”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78777078


Dead squirrel news.

George has his finger on the pulse of Tommy’s flying squirrel . SQUIRT! SQUIRT!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78777078


[email protected]

Let’s count how many times he says “George” throughout his report.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78777078


George checks into hotels under the name Richard Bienvenue. He also hangs a sign on his hotel doorknob that advertises that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77916808


rofl

Toniht Jorch will debate his G.I.Joe Doll with the King fu grip. coincidentally kung fu grip was Jorch's nick name in boot camp ....lesquirt lesquirt .
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Tonight on Toast!

First Half: Astrologer Mark Lerner discusses why a planetary alignment involving Uranus every 20 years creates erection chaos and how 2020 will be no different, as well as his predictions for the economy and George’s incontinence.

Second Half: Todd Standing has been conducting glory hole expeditions, documenting cankers and interviewing gimps pertaining to the subject of Sasquatch for almost 15 years. Danielle Diva Borozan is a spiritual advisor, researcher and bullshit symbolist. Together they'll share their latest efforts to uncover definitive proof of and establish protection for the species commonly referred to as Bath House Bigfoot.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagahahaha!!!!
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George accompanies David Paulides on a search for two missing teens in Yosemite. After 3 hours of hiking in some rough, granite backcountry, they come upon a large chasm — 300 feet deep and 50 feet across. George spots the two teens in the narrow ravine at the bottom of the chasm.

The excited kids wave their arms frantically and yell up at them. Letting the kids know he sees them, George waves before cupping his hands around his mouth and shouting down to them, “I can hear you! The rest of the world hears you! And the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon!”

Paulides then whispers something into George’s ear.

George cups his hands around his mouth and shouts down to the teens again, “Guess what? I just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77028413


“From the Fartland of America...”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78777078


Dead squirrel news.

George has his finger on the pulse of Tommy’s flying squirrel . SQUIRT! SQUIRT!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78777078


[email protected]

Let’s count how many times he says “George” throughout his report.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78777078


George checks into hotels under the name Richard Bienvenue. He also hangs a sign on his hotel doorknob that advertises that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77916808


rofl

Toniht Jorch will debate his G.I.Joe Doll with the King fu grip. coincidentally kung fu grip was Jorch's nick name in boot camp ....lesquirt lesquirt .
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epiclol
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Jorch’s nickname in high school was Pepe Le Pubes.
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george 's pop used to use infrared ultraviolet light he should've used it on his scrotum in the late 50's !!!!
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george 's pop used to use infrared ultraviolet light he should've used it on his scrotum in the late 50's !!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LMAO!!!

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epiclol
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meant early 1950's
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George is enthralled to learn about his personality disorder
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Does a narcissist know he's a narcissist?

No, George.

You are completely oblivious.
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George is a narcissist super hero, who knew?
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Does a narcissist know he's a narcissist?

No, George.

You are completely oblivious.
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LOL I heard some of that. And George kept interrupting the guest with stupid bullshit in the middle of the guest making an analogy.

I was in the car and yelled out (windows were up), “Shut up, you jackass. Let him finish his point.”

It was more evidence that George simply reads questions off notecards and doesn’t listen to the answers. He just waits for the guest to pause to take a breath so he can ask the next question.
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George is a narcissist super hero, who knew?
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chuckle
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For Halloween, George is gonna dress up as the Chinese Jwish superhero “Hu Nu”.
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George is enthralled to learn about his personality disorder
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lol
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I also heard George ask the guest: “Can only narcissists admire a narcissist?”

I almost drove into a ditch.
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10/01/2020 04:15 AM
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GEORGE: “I had narcissism once. I even fell asleep on the toilet once.”

GUEST: <Crickets>
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Dickster Mounts-a-gay
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Am I the only one who never ever listened to Toast2toast?
I love you baby.

"Death cannot harm me
more than you have harmed me,
my beloved life." Louise Gluck
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Am I the only one who never ever listened to Toast2toast?
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Hahahahahahaha! Maybe. But consider yourself lucky. Well, it was good in the late 90s with Art. But since George, it’s been just going through the motions.
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George is the guy who — on his way out of a restaurant after dinner — takes a heaping handful of mints from the bowl, leaving only four or five.





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