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“I’m George Noory and I approve this message.” (Sound of a huge, ripping, wet fart)
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10/01/2020 11:05 AM
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“I’m George Noory and I approve of Tommy sitting on my fac...“ (voice is muffled by Tommy’s huge mud flaps).
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10/01/2020 11:18 AM
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George has had several Bigfoot guests on lately...

Guest:”Well George, the consensus is that Bigfoot has a face described as partially mongoloid, with drooping eyes, rough skin, a dirty accumulation of hair above the mouth, his hair is very dirty and unkempt, and he has often been seen with what appear to be sagging breasts...”

George:”Hey Tommy! It sounds like yew!”
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10/01/2020 11:21 AM
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George has had several Bigfoot guests on lately...

Guest:”Well George, the consensus is that Bigfoot has a face described as partially mongoloid, with drooping eyes, rough skin, a dirty accumulation of hair above the mouth, his hair is very dirty and unkempt, and he has often been seen with what appear to be sagging breasts...”

George:”Hey Tommy! It sounds like yew!”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64314161


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There’s the Patterson-Gimlin film — filmed in 1967 at Bluff Creek.

Then there’s the Noory-Gimp film — filmed in 2020 in George’s basement sex dungeon.
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George talking to a Bigfoot researcher off-air on a hot mic...

“Can you imagine the size of its penis? That’s HUGE!”
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10/01/2020 11:44 AM
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George is eating a bowl of Cornflakes when Tommy walks in the room and says, “Have you seen my scab collection?”
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10/01/2020 10:30 PM
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At his live stage events, George hosts on stage wearing a shirt that says “I EAT ASS”.
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10/01/2020 11:45 PM
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Ever since he started taking dinovite Bigfoots coat of fur has been shiny and soft.


Art " Gimly Glider" Bell
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10/02/2020 12:19 AM
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Ever since he started taking dinovite Bigfoots coat of fur has been shiny and soft.


Art " Gimly Glider" Bell
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rofl Had to look that up. Hahaahahahahahaha!!! Captain Art puts his pack of smokes on the “dashboard” of the 767-300ER as he taxis it out to runway 19.5L for takeoff.
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10/02/2020 01:05 AM
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Art rents a Cessna172. He tells the aviation company he doesn’t want to take off or land, just fly the plane. At cruising altitude (2,000 ft) over Albuquerque, Art unfurls a huge 100-foot long banner that trails behind the plane that says: RICHARD, I DON’T SEE A FACE!”
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10/02/2020 01:09 AM
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“...from the Gayway to the (man)Breast...”
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10/02/2020 01:10 AM
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Christian Wilde: myfartbook.com
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Christian Wilde: myfartbook.com
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It’s a scratch-and-sniff publication
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10/02/2020 01:11 AM
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Oh shit, Trump & Melania tested positive for Covid.
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10/02/2020 01:31 AM
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Oh shit, Trump & Melania tested positive for Covid.
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How CONVIENIENT ( Chruch Lady voice )
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10/02/2020 01:34 AM
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this is nick beggich singing this bumper not sinatra
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10/02/2020 02:12 AM
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Art rents a Cessna172. He tells the aviation company he doesn’t want to take off or land, just fly the plane. At cruising altitude (2,000 ft) over Albuquerque, Art unfurls a huge 100-foot long banner that trails behind the plane that says: RICHARD, I DON’T SEE A FACE!”
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LOLOLOLOLOL dicky lives in albequerque?
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this is nick beggich singing this bumper not sinatra
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lmao hahahahaha lmao hahahahaha lmao
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Art rents a Cessna172. He tells the aviation company he doesn’t want to take off or land, just fly the plane. At cruising altitude (2,000 ft) over Albuquerque, Art unfurls a huge 100-foot long banner that trails behind the plane that says: RICHARD, I DON’T SEE A FACE!”
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LOLOLOLOLOL dicky lives in albequerque?
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Yeah, probably in the barrios along the Rio Grande.
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Oh shit, Trump & Melania tested positive for Covid.
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How CONVIENIENT ( Chruch Lady voice )
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cruise Exactly
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10/02/2020 02:43 AM
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“I’m George Noory and I approve this message.” (Sound of a huge, ripping, wet fart)
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George is in a hotel suite, bent over a couch, pants around his ankles. As his Grindr date mounts him, George shouts, “I’m George Noory and I approve this prostate massage!”
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10/02/2020 10:04 AM
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One of Griff Jenkins’ ears is much bigger than the other. And it’s HUGE! It’s Vulcanesque.
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10/02/2020 11:17 AM
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Re: George Noory
George has been having troubles with his big stinkin Lincoln Navigator getting photo radar tickets.
So he has a series of plates made that he can place over his real ones:

L84LUV
MNCAND

And his favourite:
PWRBTM
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10/02/2020 11:20 AM
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A recent pervue of LA County court records shows that George Noory has been dribbling bad checks at late night sandwich shops and convenience stores.
Among his various nom de plumes are:

George Norquay
Jorge Del Norte
And my favourite:
Mustafah Khawk
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10/02/2020 11:23 AM
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George’s legendary cheapness has garnered him a nickname of “Mr Coffee”.
Refusing to actually pay for a beverage, George believes he is doing a coffee shop a favour by blessing it with his famous presence.
Bemused and out the couple of bucks, most shops have banned him.
But George soldiers on.
Now he parks himself at outdoor tables, and drinks Noory Beets from a wine glass he tops up with a thermos.

The cheap fuck.
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10/02/2020 12:21 PM
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George has been having troubles with his big stinkin Lincoln Navigator getting photo radar tickets.
So he has a series of plates made that he can place over his real ones:

L84LUV
MNCAND

And his favourite:
PWRBTM
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60868428


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA​HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH​AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

epiclol
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A recent pervue of LA County court records shows that George Noory has been dribbling bad checks at late night sandwich shops and convenience stores.
Among his various nom de plumes are:

George Norquay
Jorge Del Norte
And my favourite:
Mustafah Khawk
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60868428


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

lmaolmaolmao
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George’s legendary cheapness has garnered him a nickname of “Mr Coffee”.
Refusing to actually pay for a beverage, George believes he is doing a coffee shop a favour by blessing it with his famous presence.
Bemused and out the couple of bucks, most shops have banned him.
But George soldiers on.
Now he parks himself at outdoor tables, and drinks Noory Beets from a wine glass he tops up with a thermos.

The cheap fuck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60868428


cruise1rof1lollmaorofllaughlolsignlolatu

rofl5

epiclol

I just spit out my Super Prostate Formula by Dr. Tiplisky.
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10/02/2020 01:18 PM
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George mails back his Dr. Tiplisky’s Super Prostate Formula for a full refund, along with an angry note that reads: “This product didn’t work at all. It produced no prostate-induced orgasm, despite shoving it up my kiester over and over. I’m livid!”





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