George Noory

NICHT FEWER , LESS !

Majorette Dames

Remote Spewing

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I've been listening to Coast to Coast since 1997 or so... I can't believe they still give Ed Dames any air time.

He sounds like he's sitting on the toilet taking a dump.

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I missed Major Headgiver earlier.

Art" It is not paranoia if they are really listening to you"

Art" It is not paranoia if they are really listening to you"

Andrew Collins’ particular British accent is especially annoying. I think it’s from north England.

Geordie accent.

Basically English hillbilly.

The Yorkshire Strangler was a northerner.

George often brags that he does the show standing up.
But few know the reasoning behind this.
Years ago in the early 2000’s, Premier was looking for a part time fill in for Art and Barbara Simpson.

One interviewee was from St. Louis, a certain George Ralph Noory.
His St. Louis court records show he was failing in business, he was being sued by contractors and even his daughters.

He was deeply in debt due to his gambling addiction, and he was in a messy break up with his transsexual lover, Kentucky paralegal Ginny Lee.

All of this is apparent from the St. Louis court records.

Well George was desperate for work and willing to do anything.

He appeared at his interview, pill popping and full of coffee to ward off the shakes.

He was invited to sit in the office and he settled into a very expensive couch.

Well his interview was adequate, and he left with a “we’ll get back to you”.

George made quite an impression.

His overstretched anus leaked fecal fluid into the couch.

This wasn’t something to be fixed by flipping the cushions. The whole office stunk. In fact, the couch and chair set were thrown out on the curb. Over $10,000 in furniture sat on the curb awaiting the garbage men, who balked at the stink.

Eventually they figured it was George.
Barbara Simpson was plumbing the depths of the lowest ratings and had to go.
So George was told he had to start but with the lowest pay grade as well as a couple of clauses.

George was not allowed to sit during his broadcasts, unless he brought his own chair and took it home with him every night.

Also he was not allowed to use other people’s chairs or desks to sit.

He was presented with a bill for the ruined furniture, which he had to pay from his income.

True story.

George isn’t impressed by Millie Weaver’s tits.

But he loves Tommy’s.

...to keep him from licking Tommy’s balls.

Noory is a shill.

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