George Noory

CALLER: “Cornelius?... Wasn’t that the name of a gorilla on Planet of the Ap...” (DO THE WILD THING...!!!)

Cornelius just said, “That guy Scott, he hates Guus. You were right to cut him off.” Hahahahahaha If you say so, Corny.

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Stay safe in Clearwater by steering clear of the Scientologist

I can actually see Art in that role...

DOLL: I’m Talking Tina and you’re not very nice.

ART: Why you little *#+$&*%#!!!!

George has a permanent residence at the Scientology castle in Hollywood for actors.

Yup be is buggin out again

Yep, he’s going to pull up a past “conversation” about magic. Lol George is incapable of doing 2 full hours of open loins.

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George goes on Shark Tank asking for investment money for his new invention — a unicorn dildo.

Mr. Wonderful gives him $100k for 69% ownership.

At his live events, George raps on stage under the name Lil’ Sharty.

tonights show seems interesting.

Ya, the first guest/topic might be good.

Richard Syrett

Dick Syrup

“Come, push in a stool, lift up your cloak and get pegged, you’re among friends. Stay awhile, won’t you?”

“There are stories to be told (Penthouse Letters)...”

“Grab your stool...” (Squirt! Squirt!)

Syrett’s doing the show from a Tim Horton’s in suburban Toronto at a corner table on his laptop. The other patrons think he’s insane and talking to himself.

When in St. Louis, George broadcasts live from the back row of the #7 Metro bus that runs between downtown St. Louis and Lambert Int’l Airport.

Tonight join George as Doc Wallet attempts to extract a gerbil from his rectum. After the procedure (if George survives), he’ll take calls.

Sunday night, join George Knapp as he interviews a man who claims he can experience alternate states of reality by having his wife fart in his mouth.

Followed by Tom DeLonge for the second half.

Back in the day when they had busses. I was there 5 years ago and the entire city was dust. After the riots. Nothing going on except crime.

Art throws his McDonald’s wrappers at Iron Eyes Cody’s face.

GUEST: “They used the inch in Carnac.”

George uses the inch in Tommy.

For the past few weeks (including tonight), Syrett’s connection with his guest has a lag, so he’s always stepping on his guest. C2C can’t spend an extra $10 to fix it.

Horrendous.

George continues to sing its praises despite it getting routinely ranked in the top 5 for murders in the country.

Imagine Mark Twain walking through modern Ferguson, Missouri. Lol

no one is safe from the roast not even Syrett