George Noory

@ “He went to Jared” in your avatar.

OH no new month , first Sunday....that means.....


NOOORYSUNDAYNIGHT

First guest’s specialty is black holes.

George’s specialty is brown holes.

First guest’s specialty is black holes.

George’s specialty is big black cock.

Guest sounds like Seth Sleestak.

That can only mean one thing...

Emerging Anus Night

Aka Night of the Turtle’s Protruding Head

Guest: “Typically I’m working on the bigger ones..”

I bet you are!




George: “Need an assistant, Dr.?”

Ph.D.B. Cooper

Or Michio Kakhead

GEORGE: “What’s the biggest black hole you’ve experienced, Dr.? Asking for a friend.”

This guy keep saying “BIIIIG, BLAAAACK...”

The show is sponsored by Larry Flynt.

GEORGE: “Professor, if a person yells at and mistreats a baby, will it grow up to be a mean baby?”

GUEST: “You realize I’m a physicist, right George?”

GEORGE: “Let me ask you this... the Great Pyramid... Who or what is it?”

GUEST: “Am I on the right show?”

GEORGE: “Indeed you are. This is fascinating. Absolutely uncanny.”


(Click!)... ::dial tone::

GEORGE: “Looks like we lost our guest. Tommy, call him back, will you? I want to ask him if Bigfoot is an alien, because remember Chewbacca?”

GEORGE: “Here’s our first emerging anus of the night... He’s a contractor from Laguna Hills, California...married with two kids; he can’t live a lie any longer. His anus is emerging tonight to see who’s out there. It’s Lance!”

GEORGE: “Have you heard the theory that black holes are actually the tail end of the universe’s long intestines; essentially rectums in space?”

(Silence)

GEORGE: “Professor? Are you there?”

When he’s in the Cave in St. Louis, George hosts the show wearing nothing but a pink pussy hat and a white thong (with bacon strips).

George takes Carnivora before a night of passion with Tommy, while Halls & Oates’ “Maneater” plays on a continuous loop.

Black hole = BS

In the mornings they sip warm cups of Bone Broth together...

Tommy was having a medical issue.
He was having trouble breathing at night.
George was so concerned, he went with Tommy to the doctor’s.
Doc: “So you can’t breathe easily in bed?”
Tommy: “Yes Doc, it’s hard to get a good sleep.”
GN: “I even played him tapes of my show, but it didn’t help!”
Doc: “Uhm, you sleep, together...?”
Tommy: “Yeah, George likes to sleep on the wet spot.”
GN: “Most times that’s Tommy’s face.”

Art Blaupunkt Bell

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WTF kind of question is "There's a lot we don't know isn't there?" to ask a physicist? I swear George must get these by shaking his Magic 8 Ball because no human being could have gotten that old and still be that stupid.