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Drei Hump Nachers User ID: 74928529 United States 10/05/2018 04:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Devotees of the cosplay lifestyle, Jorch dons a Jeff Rense "curly conspiracy" wig while Big Tahhmm, lederhosen at half mast, mounts him from behind, bellowing (a la David Duke); "Jawohl mein führer." Quoting: 4th Mesa Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders. Joanie Loves Tchotchke. “No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.” |
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Drei Hump Nachers User ID: 74928529 United States 10/05/2018 05:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch's former wife has released an explosive tell-all memoir of their years together; the roller coaster rise to fame, the dizzying highs, the passion, the sexual chemistry, the rigorous intellectual banter etc etc. Quoting: 4th Mesa Here is an excerpt: "meh" Jorch's lover Tahmmy has released an explosive tell-all memoir of their years together; the roller coaster rise to fame, the dizzying highs, the passion, the sexual chemistry, the rigorous intellectual banter etc etc. The title — “Brokeback Broadcast Studio: My Years as Right-Hand Man to the Big Lebanese Log” ^It was top of the New York Times Best Fellas List for months....^ Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders. Joanie Loves Tchotchke. “No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.” |
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Drei Hump Nachers User ID: 74928529 United States 10/05/2018 05:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Devotees of the cosplay lifestyle, Jorch dons a Jeff Rense "curly conspiracy" wig while Big Tahhmm, lederhosen at half mast, mounts him from behind, bellowing (a la David Duke); "Jawohl mein führer." Quoting: 4th Mesa HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA GELD ! I MEAN GOLD! Lol Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders. Joanie Loves Tchotchke. “No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.” |
Drei Hump Nachers User ID: 74928529 United States 10/05/2018 05:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/05/2018 06:05 AM Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders. Joanie Loves Tchotchke. “No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.” |
Drei Hump Nachers User ID: 74928529 United States 10/05/2018 05:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | After taping four episodes in one day of Beyond the Queef for GayMan Tv, an exhausted Producer Tom suggests to Jorch, “What’dya say we call it a day and surrender to the arms of Morpheus?” A perplexed Jorch pauses in thought before responding, “Are you sure Laurence Fishburne is into 3sums?” Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/05/2018 08:45 AM Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders. Joanie Loves Tchotchke. “No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.” |
Drei Hump Nachers User ID: 74928529 United States 10/05/2018 05:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | While shopping at his local supermarket, Jorch is approached by an exuberant black fan in the produce section. “Yo, dawg, what up?! You blowin’ up, G, know what I’m sayin’?!” Jorch, terrified for his life, dives under the table of Fuji apples (5 for $1) and whimpers, “Please don’t hurt me. I’ll give you anything.” Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/05/2018 08:31 AM Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders. Joanie Loves Tchotchke. “No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.” |
Drei Hump Nachers User ID: 74928529 United States 10/05/2018 05:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | An ardent practitioner of the philosophy of Ram Dass, Jorch lives by the credo: The Dong of a New Day is Upon Us. Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/05/2018 05:23 AM Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders. Joanie Loves Tchotchke. “No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.” |
Drei Hump Nachers User ID: 74928529 United States 10/05/2018 05:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Seven Wonders of the World according to Jorch... Peanut butter & jelly sandwiches. Cup o’ Noodles. Branson, Missouri. Lawn gnomes. The St. Louis Arch. (Not to be confused with the Detroit Plank). A solid stool. An Asian shemale on Santa Monica Blvd named Shishi. Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/05/2018 06:25 AM Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders. Joanie Loves Tchotchke. “No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.” |
Drei Hump Nachers User ID: 74928529 United States 10/05/2018 05:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/05/2018 05:47 AM Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders. Joanie Loves Tchotchke. “No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.” |
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Drei Hump Nachers User ID: 74928529 United States 10/05/2018 05:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch arrives a few minutes late to the game. He makes his way down to his seat right on the floor at mid-court at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. It’s Lebron James’ debut as a Laker. The place is packed. Media from around the world are there. The price of the seats — especially Jorch’s — is astronomical. After squeezing mustard and ketchup on to his $20 microwave hot dog and taking his first sip of $20/cup beer, Jorch turns to the person in the seat next to him and says, “So...what inning are we in here?” Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders. Joanie Loves Tchotchke. “No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.” |
Drei Hump Nachers User ID: 74928529 United States 10/05/2018 06:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As Jorch drives on the off-ramp of the 405 freeway in Los Angeles, he approaches a homeless woman selling flowers along the side. He moves his car over toward her side of the offramp, slows down a bit, and as she perks up, smiles, and holds out her hand to receive money for her small bouquet of flowers, Jorch high-fives her and speeds off with a big smile on his face, sincerely thinking he just made that woman’s day. Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders. Joanie Loves Tchotchke. “No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.” |
Drei Hump Nachers User ID: 74928529 United States 10/05/2018 06:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | “Siri, who am I?” (Robotic female voice) “You are George Noory. You ruined Coast to Coast AM.” ...Long pause... (Dejected) “Thank you, Siri.” Jorch immediately switches to an Android phone. Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/05/2018 06:34 AM Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders. Joanie Loves Tchotchke. “No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.” |
Drei Hump Nachers User ID: 74928529 United States 10/05/2018 06:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch complains to the FDA about BPAs in his BLT, and is told the BPAs were 86’d in ‘95, so he can go 69 himself. Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/05/2018 06:17 AM Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders. Joanie Loves Tchotchke. “No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.” |
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Drei Hump Nachers User ID: 74928529 United States 10/05/2018 06:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | After much rigorous DNA haplogroup testing, scientists have determined that Jorch is distantly related to Shaka Zulu and to a bag of rice on the docks at the port in Guangdong Province, China. Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/05/2018 08:02 AM Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders. Joanie Loves Tchotchke. “No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.” |
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Drei Hump Nachers User ID: 74928529 United States 10/05/2018 06:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Trying to piggyback off the previous success of their hit show “E.R.”, NBC plans to cast Jorch in the lead role of a new show called “E.D.”, along with his ex-wife and a litany of other lovers he disappointed. Tahmmy makes a cameo in episode 4. Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders. Joanie Loves Tchotchke. “No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.” |
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Drei Hump Nachers User ID: 74928529 United States 10/05/2018 06:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch is waiting for his car to be repaired. He strikes up a conversation with one of the mechanics about their cars. The mechanic asks Jorch, “How much does your tranny get?” A bit taken aback at his forwardness, but at the same time an honest man, Jorch replies, “Usually $300 an hour.” Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders. Joanie Loves Tchotchke. “No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.” |
Drei Hump Nachers User ID: 74928529 United States 10/05/2018 06:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Every Feb 2, Jorch tells his friends, “Welp, I’m off to Gobble Knob.” His friend tells him, “Dress warmly, Pennsylvania is cold this time of year.” Confused, Jorch replies, “Who’s going to Pennsylvania?” Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders. Joanie Loves Tchotchke. “No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.” |