George Noory

JORCH: “You know, originally my parents wanted me to be a mohel.”

GUEST: “What happened?”

JORCH: “The tips weren’t big enough.”

Jorch starred in OFF-Off-Broadway (as a matter of fact they were in back alleys in Harlem) plays...

*Who’s Afraid of a Wolf’s Vagina?
*Boys Town (actual title)
*Richard III (Dick 3”)
*A Streetcar Named Tommy
*Girth of a Salesman
*Doctor Fistus
*The Iceman Cometh (actual title)

He also dabbled in a few musicals...

*Guys and Balls
*Oklahomo
*Rent (actual title)
*West Side Gloryhole
*Fiddled on the Roof
*My Fair Ladyboy
*The King and I (Under the Bleachers)
*Sunday in the Park With George (actual title)
*A Runny Thing Happened on the Way to the Shitter
*How to Suck Seed in Business Without Even Trying
*42nd Street (actual title)
*Man of La Muncha.
*You’re a Good Man Charlie Browneye
*A Man of No Importance (actual title)
*Damn Yankees (not to be confused with Damn Yankers)
*The Music Man (Jorch had a skin flute solo).

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Heard about the new Chicks With Dicks website?

It’s a collection of photos of various female Coast to Coast fans having their picture taken with Jorch and Tahmmy.

*Disclaimer...

George and Tommy seem like nice guys. We wish them the very best; personally and professionally. Our comments are meant to be as jokes are at a “roast”. Like the old Dean Martin roasts in days of yore.

In the words of an immortal roaster (who may or may not frequent these pages on GLP): “We come not to praise Jorch, but to roast him.” Lol

Likewise, we harbor no ill will toward the Snoorster or his sidekick. They are simply ripe to be roasted. They get exposure. We get laughs. It’s a win-win.

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From the halls of Amenti (long ago)...

Richard “Tricky Dick” Hoaxland is bent over a couch, pants around his ankles (as Art mounts him from behind), screeching, “Why isn’t the mainstream media covering this?!”

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Obama: “You didn’t Bilderberg that!”

Jorch’s petname for his ex-wife’s hoo-ha was Thunderdome.

Brett Kavanaugh " IT'S MILLER TIME"

YES! ( Ed MacMahon)

Is it OMPHEN LOINS tonight?

^ e x a c t l y! Well said ^

And if Jorch and Tahhmm want to play "hide the anal probe" in the comfort of their own mirror-lined boudoir, we say; "go at it, gals!"


Hail the hapless heroes of ScroteToThroat AM !!!!

^bwahahahahaha^

Not so much mission as emission, I fancy....

Lol I think so; at least the last half.

Ever the humanitarian, Jorch volunteers to go to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. Once there, he charters a helicopter, flies in real low over several square miles of utter devastation where a group of about 100 survivors have managed to gain temporary respite from the still-raging flood waters atop the roof of a building. He tells the pilot to lower the helicopter to tree-top level, he opens the side door of the chopper decked out in a military helmet with tinted visor and rescue/safety gear, leans way out on one of the skids, and through a megaphone aimed directly down at the stranded, desperate tsunami survivors, shouts, “Guess what? I just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!” Then he instructs the pilot to fly back to the airport and he returns to the U.S.

He flies back to the stranded survivors and yells out, “I also slept at a Red Roof Inn last night!” Then he flies off again.

Jorch arrives a few minutes late to the game. He makes his way down to his seat right on the floor at mid-court at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. It’s Lebron James’ debut as a Laker. The place is packed. Media from around the world are there. The price of the seats — especially Jorch’s — is astronomical. After squeezing mustard and ketchup on to his $20 microwave hot dog and taking his first sip of $20/cup beer, Jorch turns to the person in the seat next to him and says, “So...what inning are we in here?”

Every Feb 2, Jorch tells his friends, “Welp, I’m off to Gobble Knob.”

His friend tells him, “Dress warmly, Pennsylvania is cold this time of year.”

Confused, Jorch replies, “Who’s going to Pennsylvania?”

Trying to piggyback off the previous success of their hit show “E.R.”, NBC plans to cast Jorch in the lead role of a new show called “E.D.”, along with his ex-wife and a litany of other lovers he disappointed. Tahmmy makes a cameo in episode 4.

Another generic “spirits” show. Jorch is driving his listeners to drink spirits.

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He’ll have Howard Bloom on next after Dr. John Coitus.

Oh, I guess not.

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After he’s confirmed tomorrow, Kavanaugh is going to celebrate by getting hammered.

He might have a drink or two, also.

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expert poorinoril investigator

Lol that marble-mouthed titmouse.

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LOL

In the style of the ancient zen philosophers who advised humanity to “Just Be”, Jorch has written a book on his gastro-intestinal philosophy... “Just B.M.: One Man’s Quest For Regularity”.

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