George Noory

SONG: "What kind of man is this?..."

JORCH (singing along): "Hopefully a well hung one!"

What kind of fool am I ( to listen every night)

Eckhart TROLLe

G7 is renewing his subscription to the After Darkstar Pewsletter.

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Oh great, Doc Wallet tomorrow night. zzzzzzzzz

Jorch just called his guest -- Mark GRober. It's Gober. Whoa, he had pronunciation trouble coming back from that break. (glug! glug! glug!)

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too soon

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George "Stringfellow Cock" Noory

JORCH: "Is it the PITCHER or the CATCHER, Mark?"

Jorch checks into hotels under the name Johnny Enoch.

If the person at reception doesn't believe him, he says (in Maxwell Smart voice): "Would you believe...Peter Pleiades?"

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Maxwell Smart had the shoe phone.

Jorch has the dildo phone.

Jorch simultaneously hosts C2C while reading negative threads about him on the web.

screw this shit

Michael Avenatti will play Captain Jean-Luc Picknads in the next Star Trek movie.

so now radio signals are consciousness. oh no its bill rhe atheist.

Art’s just a bill, and he’s sittin’ here on CRapitol Hill.

Jorch flies to Boulder, CO. with an emotional support gerbil.

When the C2C production team suggested Jorch should at least mention the Michael disaster, Jorch sheepishly replied;

"that stain on the sheets could have been anything, the goat was asking for it, all of the hobo midgets consented, I was lonely, I was away from home, I was affected by cleaning fluid, it was either that or buy some of those dumb Boy Scout's biscuits, I reckon that.... um.... object will come out with surgery.... and anyway, I like to keep my private life, private <squirt squirt>"

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Next stop? Reamstown, Pennsylvania....

Reminds me of the time Jorch climbed aboard a Greyhound in Cumming, Georgia.

Not a bus.

An actual greyhound....

“Art don’t want no short short man...”

Wallet said he could’ve saved McCain. He said McCain was simply deficient in one mineral. Lol

How can he say this and not get sued?

^ this ^

Incredible, isn't it?

I wonder if ol' Doc Wallet could cure Jorch's diarrhetic dyslexic droning?