Hahahahaha This mouth-breather caller’s story in open lines... Syrett just summed it up as he went to break — “So at age 9, you were sent out by your dad into the desert at night over the mountains to look for transmission fluid. That’s amazing!” Hahahahaha Syrett, like the rest of us, is wondering how America became the leader of the world. Lol

New martial art — Artkwondo.

New marital aid — Doc Wallet’s custom-designed butt plugs.

“America in arREARS”...

Are butt plugs made in China, too? Bring butt plug manufacturing back to America! Slap tariffs on Chinese-made butt plugs! America first!

What next... dildos made in Bangladesh?! It’s a slippery slope.

Americans will be damned if they ever shove a foreign-made object up their ass!

Tell your Congressperson that you won’t stand (or sit) for prostate ticklers made by the Red Chinese. We aren’t commie pinkos, for Christ’s sake!!!

Americans won’t allow anything but good old fashioned Made in the USA rubber dongs to be shoved balls-deep up their keisters. Anyone who thinks otherwise should be investigated by Homeland Security!

Next time our POTUS meets with President Xi of China, it must be made crystal clear that unless the Chinese open their markets to more American imports, Americans will stop opening their orifices to Chinese-made dildos. The U.S. must immediately slap crippling tariffs on Chinese-made anal beads; made in sweat shops, no doubt!

Bring prostate-tickler manufacturing back to the U.S.!!!

China has been reaming us for years.

It’s high time we clenched up and squeezed the Chinese out of the U.S. market.

Unlike in Red China where the Communist government allows few freedoms, in America we’re free to shove anything from 12” black rubber penises to gerbils up our asses. It’s an inalienable right that NO government can take away. USA! USA! USA!

The U.S. has gone to great lengths to secure these rights for others around the world; from Korea & Vietnam to Iraq & Afghanistan.

Once we gave China Most Favored Nation trading status, a loud “POP!” sound was heard throughout the U.S. as millions of inflatable American-made butt plugs were simultaneously yanked out of American assholes. This event has become known as The Great Gape — a day that will live in infamy.

I just submitted the above essay to the New York Times op-ed column.

Jorch goes to the beach in Perth with the sculpture of the giant ice cream cone turned on its side spilling out strawberry ice cream, and straddles the cone naked, basking in the sun like a goanna as blokes & sheilas stroll by.

Jorch’s license plate says OCKER.

To put himself through college, Jorch was an usher at a local theater. He enjoyed filling seats.

Jorch moonlights as a lounge singer in drag named Anita Shower.

Syrett just asked the guest, “What’s a ‘hand of glory’?”

“Well, Richard...ever been to a gloryhole?...”

(Do the WILD Thing at area code 818..727..1222...”

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