George Noory

Art battles an 8-pound koala for the last eucalyptus leaf.

On New Year’s Eve, Jorch and Linda Howe had too much to drink and Jorch wound up shaving her wombat.

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Art just bit down on another man’s emu.

For Christmas, Jorch gets a Himalayan pink salt crystal light as a present from his granddaughter.

Absolutely unaware of what it is, Jorch coos, “Wow! Look at that!” and then proceeds to bite into it thinking it’s rock candy.

“No, grandpa! It’s a light.”

“Of course it is! I knew that,” stammers Jorch with his mouth full as he regurgitates several pieces of the light into his hand.

Tits Rumpknee

while awy on trips Jarch registers at the hotel as Sal Palmetto.

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Jarch is dating Madonna's butt implants.

Jorch ate a dingo's baby....

That cephalopod.

Be careful the last time I mentioned tonights guest in a post I was for three months.

How come typing his name is banned?

Achtung! Beantworten sie!

Jorch is transitioning. His new name is Aurora Borealis.

Jorch checks into a no-tell motel in West Hollywood under the name Pecker Reardon.

dunno maybe it was a butthurt mod , but i doubt it.

Mayor of Los Angeles a while back was “Dick Riordan”. Lol

born in flushing i see

Ever notice how the iPhoney got a poop animoji the same time Tim Cook took over?

Another roast from G7 hot off the press...

Imagine Corsi at a chinese buffet stuffing big portions of fried shrimp & wontons inside his fruit of the looms for later. He goes to pay with a big bulge in his pants then as he walks out a shrimp escapes dangling down his pant leg, he grabs his thigh and walks out awkwardly toward his car.

I'm sure I saw this on CNN....

Little Known Fact #128:

Jorch is a piercing freak.

He's just had a "dong whistle" inserted into his withered wobbler.

Now when Tahhmmeeee blows him it plays the opening bars of ZZ Top's PEARL NECKLACE....

Or Dixie Wrecked.
He can't make up his mind....

Little Known Fact #17:

Jorch plans to do the entire 2019 season of Coast naked from the waist-down.

Later in the year he'll release a recording of the resultant Top 10 Queefs….

JORCH: “Seeing as it’s Adopt-a-Fur-Baby Month, I finally broke down and got a companion for these cold, lonely winter nights.”

TAHMMY: “Great! What kind?”

JORCH: “Mexican hairless.”

TAHMMY: “How big is it?”

JORCH: “He looks to be about 6 feet; maybe 190 pounds.”

(Silence)...

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Art walks into The Chicken Ranch and immediately requests a Mexican hairless.