George Noory

Jorch is boxing a joey on the beach in Esperance.

Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 01/05/2019 12:34 PM

Jarch spent 15 min looking at the organic dog food at Nature's Grocer before he realized hi faux pas.

Jorch spends the holidays at his daughter’s family’s home. Jorch wakes up from a nap one afternoon and wanders into the kitchen where he finds a bowl of something that smells great.

An hour later his daughter comes home from work. Jorch says, “What was that wonderful dish you had in the kitchen? I hope you don’t mind, I ate it all.”

His daughter replies, “Dad, that was pot pourri!”

Bill Burns just put his sunglasses on , he is on his way over. Saute'd Potpourri is his fav LOL!

Howie Long never goes anywhere without his suitcase of hair gel .

LOL!!!!!!!!

Hahahahahahaha ya, that absolute fruitloop. Flattops went out in the 80s, Howie.

Art had a bumper sticker on his white 1993 Geo Metro that said “Come At Me Bro”.

Dick Shawn’s real name was Richard Schulefand. Where does it end?! Lol

LOL LOL !

NEVER!

Art calls his Wendy's orders in before he leaves , If you catch him at the right moment , you can see a distant dust trail leading to the Pahrump Wendys and hear the roar of a Ram Turbo Cummins Diesel 2500 Dually approaching the take out window. Art rolls down his window and the cashier shoots his order at him with a potato gun . Art screams "Tally Ho" as he exits the property cutting off a sheriff's deputy,

^PURE, UNADULTURATED GELD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Art’s a gelding.

Art pulls up to a Jack in the Box drive thru...

J.i.t.B. head: “Welcome to Jack in the Box. How can I help you?”

ART: “Guess what? I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!”

Then Art opens his car door, revealing an erection. He jumps out of his car, jumps over to the giant talking Jack in the Box Head, and ejaculates into the clown’s mouth. Then he peels out (driving a white 1993 Geo Metro) with ABBA’s “Waterloo” blasting from his car’s 8-track player.

right out of the gate......influenza deaths

LOL that poor clown,Did you hear Old Fogerty's Sons? Not sounding to good,I was not impressed.

No, I missed it. I was with a real estate agent making a bid on Art's property. My bid was 1,000. Pesos.

LOL Jorch wouldn’t have it any other way.

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Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 01/07/2019 04:10 PM

Jorch drives to an Arby’s for a Big ‘n Beefy. After he’s done, he goes inside for a hamburger.

Another Roast just came in from G7. Hot off the presses...

Rense goes to the Admiral Feast Tuesday at Red Lobster. As a long time Vegan he figures what the heck and starts stuffing his face with Every seafood imaginable he gets up to pay and as he hands the bill to the server he barfs up everything on the table it looks like a big smelly ocean catch spilled everywhere. He burps and says " Blame it on Fukishima!" and leaves quietly to the horror of all onlookers that just lost their appetites.

^priceless^

Rense's obsession with Fukishima is legendary.

As is his obsession with his hair; wash in organic asswipe, Rense, and repeat....

Jorch shampoos with ostrich semen.

^ true :)

However, to be fair "milking ostriches for the purpose of personal grooming" is only a misdemeanour in The Ozarks.

Prosecutors initially brought the more serious charge of "fucking a flight-less bird without a license" but downgraded it when the ostrich's trainer said the act was consensual.

In the end, Jorch paid a hefty fine and was ordered to wash his hands before signing court documents.

Meanwhile, the makers of Jorch's hair hat -- wig and merkin-makers to the stars, Skunk Weave 'n' Beave of New York -- have urged him to stop the practise of washing the rug in ostrich semen, branding the talk show host a "jerk"....




Last Edited by 4th Mesa on 01/09/2019 08:26 PM

Jorch's New Year's Resolutions for 2019 were;


a/ to be knee deep in research before interviewing C2C guests

b/ to be balls deep in Tahhmm Dudeholster before breakfast


Oh well. One outa two ain't bad, I guess....