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Message Subject
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George Noory
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4th Mesa |
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Jorch shampoos with ostrich semen.
Quoting: What is Aleppo ^ true :)However, to be fair "milking ostriches for the purpose of personal grooming" is only a misdemeanour in The Ozarks. Prosecutors initially brought the more serious charge of "fucking a flight-less bird without a license" but downgraded it when the ostrich's trainer said the act was consensual. In the end, Jorch paid a hefty fine and was ordered to wash his hands before signing court documents. Meanwhile, the makers of Jorch's hair hat -- wig and merkin-makers to the stars, Skunk Weave 'n' Beave of New York -- have urged him to stop the practise of washing the rug in ostrich semen, branding the talk show host a "jerk"....
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