Another Roast just came in from G7. Hot off the presses...

Rense goes to the Admiral Feast Tuesday at Red Lobster. As a long time Vegan he figures what the heck and starts stuffing his face with Every seafood imaginable he gets up to pay and as he hands the bill to the server he barfs up everything on the table it looks like a big smelly ocean catch spilled everywhere. He burps and says " Blame it on Fukishima!" and leaves quietly to the horror of all onlookers that just lost their appetites.

Jorch shampoos with ostrich semen.

^ true :)

However, to be fair "milking ostriches for the purpose of personal grooming" is only a misdemeanour in The Ozarks.

Prosecutors initially brought the more serious charge of "fucking a flight-less bird without a license" but downgraded it when the ostrich's trainer said the act was consensual.

In the end, Jorch paid a hefty fine and was ordered to wash his hands before signing court documents.

Meanwhile, the makers of Jorch's hair hat -- wig and merkin-makers to the stars, Skunk Weave 'n' Beave of New York -- have urged him to stop the practise of washing the rug in ostrich semen, branding the talk show host a "jerk"....


:Daffy Tugs:

Jorch's New Year's Resolutions for 2019 were;


a/ to be knee deep in research before interviewing C2C guests

b/ to be balls deep in Tahhmm Dudeholster before breakfast


Oh well. One outa two ain't bad, I guess....

The guest named one of the Senators who regularly shitcans proposals to secure the grid — Murkowski of Alaska.

Jorch then said, “Ok everyone in Alaska...Bombard his office with emails.”

Murkowski is a SHE... Lisa. LOL!!!