George Noory

Jorch and Tahmmy play tummy swords to ABBA’s “Waterloo”.

YES! ( Ed MacMahon)

and someone has all those sexy starlets facetime vids ....

Some kid found the facetime spying glitch and reported it so they had to own up to it LOL

Jorch visits Ford’s Theater in D.C. where Lincoln was assassinated. He’s on a tour that walks up to the Presidential Box, whereupon Jorch puts a boom-box on his shoulder with volume at full blast, and blasts Y & T’s song “Open Fire”...

“Open Fiii-iiire,
When Jorch hits the stage;

Gonna open fiii-iiiire,
All o-ver this place;

Open fiii-iiiire,
In a rock-in’ rage;

Jorch is gonna open fiii-iiiire...”

Then, from the same song, Jorch serenades Tahmmy...

“Set me free
Light my fuse
Gonna blow up the night
So far somehow I've managed to keep
control
Well, it's time to set them balls free to roll
Save it all up for the right time to let it go,
go, go
Fair warning, be ready
I'm gonna explode (in your face, Tahmmy)
You better light my fuse
Get ready
I'm gonna explode”




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Yes, Roseanne Barr’s, Rosie O’Donnell’s, etc.

Nick Pope could read the ingredients on the label of Kal Kan dog food and it’d sound rivetingly earth-shattering.

The kid should’ve offered to keep his discovery quiet... for the right price from Apple. $$$$$$$

Joe from Dong Island.


Fire Island? Lol

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Dannion recently died three more times, bringing the total times he died to six. Lol

At hotels, Art registers as Esteban the Moor.

Art’s riding Whit’s see-saw.

Dannion Twinkly Has been dying since the mid 1980s...


He is still alive and


Art Bell
Ramona Bell
Anne Strieber
Zechariah Sitchen


and a few more I cant think of right now are dead.

Edward LeeSKUHLNNNNNIN

Is it a coincidence that only a year or two after Sean Penn interviewed Juan “El Chapo” Guzman, Guzman was arrested?

Seems like Penn spearheaded an intel op, appealing to Guzman’s ego — interviewing him for Rolling Stone Magazine.

Hahahahahahaahah

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That Latvian Lilliputian!!

The Year of the Puss.

If you're telling me Jeff Spicoli is a double agent I just hit Art Bell denial level 10. I refuse to believe it . yikes!

Believe it!

Jared Kushner = Jim Parsons (Dr. Sheldon Cooper)

Art taught Ledbelly how to play. — G7

Jorch pumps this in his Lincoln Navigator driving to work. He also slams his ride so it scrapes over the slightest rise in the pavement. Windows all blacked out. And a bumper sticker that says "Once You Go Black, You Neva Go Back", and one that says "Fight da Powa!" showing a raised fist (about to enter an unsuspecting anus). And he's sporting a Rick James wig.



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John Lott was great talking about gun rights. Calm. Rational. Factual. Knowledgeable. Shot down the illogic of Leftist gun-grabbers.

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Over his lifetime, Art collected a large mason jar full of toe jam, which he regularly sniffed before airtime.

Worse yet, a lot of it wasn’t his.

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“Richard, I don’t see a face,” exclaims Art as he peers through the gloryhole.

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Jorch was in the Navy. He sailed the seven seas of cheese.

Art gives ‘em the old razzle dazzle.