George Noory

With his habit of over-enunciating every word, Jimmy Church could make placing an order in a giant drive-thru clown head akin to one of Lawrence Olivier's Academy Award-winning diatribes.

Art just ducked underneath Lawrence Olivier's Zeus gown from Clash of the Titans.

Tahmmy is dressed as Poseidon and Jorch is bobbing on his trident.

AOC thinks we should build a railway to Hawai'i? WTF?!

She's got to be a plant.

CA. can't even afford to build a high-speed train system between LA and SF.

Imagine building a railway in the uber-deep Pacific Ocean connecting CA to Hawaii; 2,300 miles. LOL!

Not to mention how the tectonic plates along the coast of CA would instantly destroy it.

How about a floating railway at the ocean's surface? Sure, the train would only run in calm, glassy conditions (aka NEVER). Or better yet, the floating RR gets carried off in a current and you end up arriving at an unplanned destination -- Samoa.

They tried that to Key West. After a strong hurricane, that RR was destroyed, never to be rebuilt.

Jorch has a winter home in Key West.

No, wait...not "winter home". What's the word I'm looking for?...

"Gay bar"! That's it!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You hearing this guest? Sounds like Barry Kripke from "Big Bang Theory". Aka Elmer Fudd.

You've GOT to hear this guest's voice.

This has gotta be a joke.

Speed of Wight. Speed = Distance Owuh time. Lol

Erich von Daniken

Anal von Twinkiken

Anal von Fannykin

Captain James T. Choich of the Starship Analprise.

As dawn breaks, so does wind under George’s covers. — T.S. Eliot

Dimmy Derp.

Jorch just dumped a load in the laundromat on the corner of Melrose & La Cienega.

Now that the pressure's off he plans to do his washing....

Hahahahahaahahhahaahahha

What an entrance!! Welcome back!

It's great... When Jorch has these commentators on for their several minute commentary regarding a new story, you can just picture Jorch sitting back, filing his nails, picking the toe jam out from between his toes, and maybe catching a couple zzzzzs, as the commentator drones on. Then Tahmmy comes into Jorch's ear (cums in Jorch's ear) and awakens Jorch.

*news

George read that news story about 3 in 10 Americans believing that the vaccine leads to catching the malady.

Uh, George, you're a big part of spreading that mindset. Every night you talk about -- or have someone on who talks about and with whom you agree -- that vaccines shots are bad.

I was waiting to see if George would say something after reading that story. I knew he wouldn't.

Oh no, Doc Wallet.

Introducing Doc Wallet just now, George just said, "He's done thousands and thousands of autopsies...".

Uh ya, George...on ANIMALS!!!!! Not humans.

George thinks eating a New York Steak counts as a bovine autopsy.

Doc Wallet did 1,700 autopsies on children under 10 in China? WTF?! Why?

Sounds like fun, Doc. Shoot for those stars!

Jorch plays the organ.

One of these days he's gonna learn to play the keyboard, too.

Email from BArt. LOL

Throwing up mucus? Great radio, Jorch! This is why C2C is the #1 overnight talk radio program.

Jorch is the senior editor for the Limpball Litter.

To keep Tahmmy from farting in his sleep, Jorch hooks up a CPAP machine to Tahmmy's sphincter.

Doc Wallet