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George Noory

 
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Jorch plays the organ.

One of these days he's gonna learn to play the keyboard, too.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
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Doc Wallet

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LOL
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Someone call in tonight to Doc Wallet and play this into the phone...

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In his younger years, Trump looked like Graham Chapman from Monty Python.
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Jeez, if you follow Doc Wallet's "vitamin" (cough!) regimen, you'd have to carry a briefcase around with you all day to hold your hundreds of capsules and tablets.

Sitting there out at lunch at a restaurant, just open up the briefcase, hold it up over your head, tilt it down, and dump the contents into your gullet.
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02/12/2019 01:48 AM
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Tammy the tampon
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Yeah, if you're morbidly obese, by all means DON'T exercise and burn calories.

What you need to do is INGEST more... specifically more of Doc Wallet's capsules and tablets.

Keep ingesting things...more, More, MORE!!! Never exercise! Who needs to count calories anymore?! It's 2019! We have magic pills!
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Barko the radio critic Dog gives Coast to Coast three coils.
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Yeah, if you're morbidly obese, by all means DON'T exercise and burn calories.

What you need to do is INGEST more... specifically more of Doc Wallet's capsules and tablets.

Keep ingesting things...more, More, MORE!!! Never exercise! Who needs to count calories anymore?! It's 2019! We have magic pills!
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rofl and wash them down with Carnivora
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Yeah, if you're morbidly obese, by all means DON'T exercise and burn calories.

What you need to do is INGEST more... specifically more of Doc Wallet's capsules and tablets.

Keep ingesting things...more, More, MORE!!! Never exercise! Who needs to count calories anymore?! It's 2019! We have magic pills!
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rofl and wash them down with Carnivora
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hahahahahaahah!!!
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Barko the radio critic Dog gives Coast to Coast three coils.
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lmaolmaolmao
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Jorch takes two quarts a month, too! (gulp! gulp!)
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Jorch takes two quarts a month, too! (gulp! gulp!)
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Coincidentally, Tahmmy's running on fumes.
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TAHMMY: "I can't do this 'diet', George... I just can't! I can't be untrue to who I am!"

GEORGE: "Calm down, Tahmmy. Doc said to give up gluten; not glutes."
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TAHMMY: "I can't do this 'diet', George... I just can't! I can't be untrue to who I am!"

GEORGE: "Calm down, Tahmmy. Doc said to give up gluten; not glutes."
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Oh man hahahaahhdaklshfa;klsdfhahaha

I know it's bad taste to laugh at your own jokes, but i can't help it. ROFL!!!!
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This bumper is George whistling on the toilet.
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$1,000 that when Jorch interviews his next guest from Hawaii in 30 minutes, Jorch will ask about the snow in Hawaii that was reported in the news today.

Little does Jorge know, it snows most years on the tops of the volcanoes on Maui and the Big Island -- Haleakala (10,023 ft) and Mauna Loa & Mauna Kea (both over 13,000 ft) respectively.
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Re: George Noory
Did anyone show up for Beatoff M'Dourke's rally earlier?
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Jorch was in the Navy for 9 years and only went to Hawaii ONCE?! WTH?!

He said, "I flew over Pearl Harbor. It was eerie." Profound, George. Ab-so-LUTE-ly in-CRED-i-ble!!!!
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"One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" was based on someone flying an Ultralight over Noory's home in St. Louis.
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"Interesting take."

Come on, Jorch, say it. SAY IT!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You hearing this guest? Sounds like Barry Kripke from "Big Bang Theory". Aka Elmer Fudd.
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Did anyone show up for Beatoff M'Dourke's rally earlier?
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Yes 3k for O'Dourke compared to Trump it was not as large a crowd.
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Jorch was in the Navy for 9 years and only went to Hawaii ONCE?! WTH?!

He said, "I flew over Pearl Harbor. It was eerie." Profound, George. Ab-so-LUTE-ly in-CRED-i-ble!!!!
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Rudy Canoza line...

"EvoLLLLution". The rolling L
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Remember Snoory's bullshit rambling about a Coast Hawaii studio being built?

That was back when he was always "wooing" Linda Moulton Howe with bumper music and ham handed double entendres.

George's idea of a Hawaiian luau involves his taking over a Burger King at gunpoint and basting the gut and man boobs of a naked Tahmee under the red heat lamps while a topless grass skirted LMH serves him beet juice in coconuts.

Noory caps the night by swinging his genitals in a counter clockwise motion and invoking the volcano gods by walking barefoot across the grill.

George usually wakes up at this point to find himself in front of his kitchen stove, his body in a gertiatric pre diabetic stupor while the pizza pockets slowly burn in the oven.

True story.
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Remember Snoory's bullshit rambling about a Coast Hawaii studio being built?

That was back when he was always "wooing" Linda Moulton Howe with bumper music and ham handed double entendres.

George's idea of a Hawaiian luau involves his taking over a Burger King at gunpoint and basting the gut and man boobs of a naked Tahmee under the red heat lamps while a topless grass skirted LMH serves him beet juice in coconuts.

Noory caps the night by swinging his genitals in a counter clockwise motion and invoking the volcano gods by walking barefoot across the grill.

George usually wakes up at this point to find himself in front of his kitchen stove, his body in a gertiatric pre diabetic stupor while the pizza pockets slowly burn in the oven.

True story.
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Hahahahahahahahadklfhaksdhfhahaha You magnificent bastard!!

cruise1rof1lollmaorofllaughlolsignlolatu

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Jorch thinks a Trojan Horse is equine birth control.
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Jorch thinks a Trojan Horse is equine birth control.
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...Or a Greek sexual position.
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Re: George Noory
Jorch just pronounced Guzman's name... Joaquin "El Chapo" GUZZ-man.

Hahhahahahahah;lkdashf;lkasdf

Who can live 67 years on this earth (including the last 17 years in Los Angeles for most of the year) and NOT know how to pronounce Guzman?!?!?!

I can't take it!!! Calgon, take Jorge awayyyyy!!!





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