Jorch to Lionel Fannythroat...

“And, of course, we all remember and admired your acting skills as George Jefferson’s son ‘Lionel’ on The Jeffersons. How did you manage to pull off playing a 20-something year old black man with a 1970s afro? That was remarkable!”

(Silence)

“Lionel?? Hello??”

(Dial tone....)

“Looks like our connection with Lionel went out... Probably the CIA, Tahmmy. We were getting too close to some secrets... Haw! Haw! Haw!”