George Noory

Lol YES!!!!

Hahahahahahahaha Art stayed in Baden Baden for two weeks and never bathed.

Artworten sie!

George was slipping into his pre lubed batman costume to run around the studio in whilst Lionel retells the Springheel Jack story for the 43rd time.

When Lionel mentioned "sexual predator" George suffered a sudden drop in blood pressure and fainted.

Luckily it was captured on a studio security cam...

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Jorch is just amazing and I'm sincere about that, truly I am.



















How he can get dumber and less interesting week by week is truly a mystery.

Art never believed any of this ( paranormal ) Stuff..


AHA !!!!!!!!!

Dannion spilled the beans.

C2C was all Ramona LOL!

Area51 flyer....


Arts CB handle was Mathias Rust .

Lol Yep. I heard that. Interesting.

Hahagaagagaghahahahahahahagqg!!!!

All that Art Bell “tribute” was was a short interview with Dannion, and two past phone calls. Don’t strain yourself, Jorch.

And George Noory sucked so badly that Art "killed" Coast in that dusty RV in the desert.....


And



Bought a preteen whore on "Russian Brides"....


Noory went for a sammich.

Big day for Noory.

He tried mustard.

Log in, Tahmmy Tutone.

Jorch is still suffering Radio Hall of Fame envy.

In the census, Jorch classifies himself as a tabouli-tossing, Lebanese fruitcake who self-identifies as a cisgender.

George is so worked up about not getting into the Hall of fame...

He's taken to pantomiming an award show in his house.

He set up a podium on the dining room table, and he plays a TiVo of the Emmy's in the background.

George dons his award gear, a strapless sequin red dress slit up the side.

He rolls up a newspaper and does his best attempt at a broadcast quality voice.

"Annnd, next the bestest radio guy in the universe award!"

"The nominees are: Larry King! Alex Jones! And of course, George Ralph Noory!"

"And the winner is....GEORGE RALPH NOORY!"

George hits play on the cassette tape recorder he lifted off of Linda Moulton Howe and suitable award music plays scratchily.

George blows kisses to the audience and climbs up on the dining room table stage to get his award, a nude Tahmmy Danheiser wrapped in aluminum foil.

"This is so unexpected!" George gushes as tears wash his fake eyebrows down to his man boobs.

The actual acceptance speech usually takes a couple hours and ends with an angry rant about Art Bell, and every guy he knows who banged Linda Moulton Howe.

Tahmmy just unwraps enough of himself to go microwave some pizza rolls and get a glass of beet juice and vodka.

In light of Dannion Twinkly's stunning revelation on the show Friday. I did a FOIA request at PremRad and obtained a exclusive copy of Art's initial job interview for C2C AM. Very telling ..........

Rectum?... Jorch nearly killed ‘em!

“The difference between the Soviet Union and the U.S. is that in the USSR, we know we’re not free.” — High-level Soviet defector to the U.S. during the Cold War.

Great guest tonight. He knows his schiesse.

Dong Jeffries

“Live with passion! Take massive action!” — Tony Robbins.

Jorch took the advice to heart and pinched off a massive loaf with audible passion in the form of grunting, huffing & puffing, and straining. Jorch got a front row seat to a Tony Robbins seminar, and afterward, presented Tony with his “masterpiece” sealed in Tupperware.

When is Jorch going to interview Mayor Pete Buttplug?