George Noory

George is so worked up about not getting into the Hall of fame...

He's taken to pantomiming an award show in his house.

He set up a podium on the dining room table, and he plays a TiVo of the Emmy's in the background.

George dons his award gear, a strapless sequin red dress slit up the side.

He rolls up a newspaper and does his best attempt at a broadcast quality voice.

"Annnd, next the bestest radio guy in the universe award!"

"The nominees are: Larry King! Alex Jones! And of course, George Ralph Noory!"

"And the winner is....GEORGE RALPH NOORY!"

George hits play on the cassette tape recorder he lifted off of Linda Moulton Howe and suitable award music plays scratchily.

George blows kisses to the audience and climbs up on the dining room table stage to get his award, a nude Tahmmy Danheiser wrapped in aluminum foil.

"This is so unexpected!" George gushes as tears wash his fake eyebrows down to his man boobs.

The actual acceptance speech usually takes a couple hours and ends with an angry rant about Art Bell, and every guy he knows who banged Linda Moulton Howe.

Tahmmy just unwraps enough of himself to go microwave some pizza rolls and get a glass of beet juice and vodka.

Vive le France ( and lets hope they learn to fight fires)

So.... the tape leaked after all.

Mr Creme Jeans tonight

It's high time George had a dead baby story and Peter Shaventwink on one after the other.

Sixteen historic statues were "removed" just days before the Reichstag... I mean Notre-Dame fire...

<sigh>


here we go again.

Damn, it's titillating to listen to Geo. Knorry and Michael Cremation talk about the sexual behavior of neanderthal.

Damn, it's titillating to listen to Geo. Knorry and Michael Cremation talk about the sexual behavior of neanderthal.

Where was Barbara Specter when Notre Dame Cathedral went up in flames? Does she have an alibi? A non-Jewish alibi, that is.

president maracon

They are holding a design contest for the new spire on notre dame. this is not going to end well. they want a all inclusive one. prop end up looking like a buttplug

I heard she tried to have that video scrubbed from the Webs. How embaraskeen ( popeye)