George Noory

Here is something for Coast. The other day I was driving to Home Depot and as I passed my local firehouse , three Ford Suv's as black as the inside of a bull , pulling out. Definitely police package Ford's with cop rims and spotlights ( all blacked out of course) . Following them was a huge armoured personal carrier. Yah know the one with bullet proof windshield . Gosh I feel so safe. I would of followed them but they turned the opposite way. Good Lort !

hahahahahahaha

Sounds like something you’d see terrorizing...er, I mean patrolling the West Bank flying a star of David..

Yes I especially enjoyed seeing the black Ford Escape Suv Police editions. They had no light bars. no strobes or antennas visible. anywhere. no pushbar on the front. just a spotlight on the b pillar.

local newspapers are in the mists.

Nick Pabst

Nick Papsmear

Jorch thought "Gorillas in the Mist" was the original title for "Roots".

Tonight on the ABC news they showed John Walker Lynde being arrested and the video was credited to .....


Robert Young Pelton.

LOL

Tonite on Toast!

Toast to Toast AM has George unknowingly interview a self proclaimed "psychic vampire".

"Second Half: Author Michelle Belanger has challenged erroneous conclusions of law enforcement that various homicides have been acts of witchcraft, and she'll also share her experiences with hauntings and dark forces."

Her wiki has this:

"Michelle Belanger is an American author, singer and prominent advocate for the vampire community. She is a self-described psychic vampire.[1]"

Luckily for George, she's a pudgy butch lesbian and of no interest to him. So he'll ask two 3x5 card questions then drift off as he sifts through naked Polaroids of Tommy Turnip's last vaycay.

[link to buzzymag.com]

LOL! Was it really?

Bobbing Hung Skeleton

Art faked his death. He's living incognito under the name Johnny "Mike" Spann.

C2C has turned into a Kenny Kingston infomercial.

“Thank you, sweet spirit.”

George using up time in this last hour of Ohmpen Lines by playing that “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore!” speech.

You can tell Jorch HATES Ohmpen Lines. It puts on full display the difference between him and Art. Jorch actually has to pay attention and banter in open lines. He can’t just sit back and read pre-written cue card questions prepared by Lisa Lyon.

Amazing! A non-regular (read: paid) C2C caller.

George just interrupted with, “Yeah, sleep paralysis. That happens.”

PROFOUND, George. Deep.

George just said, “When you have sleep paralysis as a child, you generally grow up to be a sickly kid.”

Yes, George, when I grow up, I want to be a kid.


I CAN’T TAKE IT!!!! Calgon, take George awa....oh forget it!

Robert Young Seal Pelt.

Tahmmy just read a tweet by someone who wrote, “I can’t stand people who don’t use their blinkers.”

“Especially when they stop abruptly.” HUH?!?!?!

He said BLINKER, George; not brake light!

Is English Jorch’s first language? I’m honestly beginning to wonder.

Jorch buys a scalped ticket in Toronto for the Toronto Raptors/ Milwaukee Bucks playoff basketball game on the floor at mid-court.

Jorch is led to his floor seat by an usher where Jorch settles into his seat right next to Drake.

Having no idea about the current music scene (or sports), George turns to Drake and says, “Hey fella, could you hold my nachos for a minute while I take off my coat?”

As Jorch takes his coat back, he says to Drake, “One last favor. Would you mind saving my seat later when I go take a shit during the 7th inning stretch?”

nachos

Noory does NOT listen to instrumental music.

Nooryspeak:

Lol correct. He even admitted it.

NOORY: “A recent scientific survey found that intelligent people listen to instrumental music. I must not be intelligent. (Chuckle). You nev-er know.”

Oh we know, George. You make it plain as day every show.

Robert Young Anus

Jorch spent the weekend trying to untie Tahmmy’s balloon knot with his tongue.

That's awesome . This show just gets worsT and worsT LOL.